Hard Decision on which heavy melee weapon

[Zeno293]

I want to be the hardcore fucker I've always wanted to be (24/7 tryharding, even if Medkitz is there killing me with his sniper rifle or flamethrower) so which type of fists should i get:

Fists
Gloves of Running Urgently
Killing Gloves of Boxing
Eviction's Notice
Warrior's Spirit



no i will not use the damn holiday spirit so i cna make people laugh about how soft i am

no i will not use apoco-fists because it shows too much hardcore action for even Hale to handle

[medkitz]

NONE OF THE ABOVE. HOLIDAY PUNCH ES NUMERO UNO!

[Spyder]

Eviction Notice.

Punch the unholy fuck out of your enemy with lightning-fast speed.

[Cash]

If you're actually looking to play try-hard heavy, then I'd rock the gloves of running urgently. The speed boost is definitely worth the health deficit, especially if you have a medic

[Bagger Vance]

Eviction Notice

[Capiturism]

I use top class weaponry for top class people such as myself.
Henceforth I use the vanilla flavored Fists.

But since you're sea-level class, I'd say you'd use something strawberry or pistachio flavored.
Like the Holiday Punch.

[Rologton]

Evidtion Notice.

That way you can fist at top speed.

[Zeno293]

I use top class weaponry for top class people such as myself.
Henceforth I use the vanilla flavored Fists.

But since you're sea-level class, I'd say you'd use something strawberry or pistachio flavored.
Like the Holiday Punch.

your top class must be waay down that ocean bro

[Ninja]

I use top class weaponry for top class people such as myself.
Henceforth I use the vanilla flavored Fists.

But since you're sea-level class, I'd say you'd use something strawberry or pistachio flavored.
Like the Holiday Punch.

your top class must be waay down that ocean bro

Not really, Knees and I did pretty well with me uber and him holiday punch.

[Zeno293]

I use top class weaponry for top class people such as myself.
Henceforth I use the vanilla flavored Fists.

But since you're sea-level class, I'd say you'd use something strawberry or pistachio flavored.
Like the Holiday Punch.

your top class must be waay down that ocean bro

Not really, Knees and I did pretty well with me uber and him holiday punch.

so your vote on which item to use is? :n

[Ninja]

I don't play heavy so I don't have a preference.

[Saber]

Holiday Punch is an extremely situational weapon. Using it is kind of like playing a hilariously slow spy. If you backpunch somebody, you're guaranteed the kill if you switch weps.
This is all from 5 minutes of playing heavy. If you need to melee, you are probably doing something wrong you have a several-hundred-pound whirling hunk of death-spewing steel why the fuck would you melee when you have a fucking minigun/shotgun.
Use the GRU. Most other weapons are extremely situational.

[Rologton]

Well if we're talking for realsies, the GRU remove one of Heavy's core weaknesses (slow speed) for an embarassingly negligible downside. Otherwise, like almost all of the other classes, actually using the Melee is redundant because your primary (and if you're running Shotgun, your secondary) does SIGNIFICANTLY more damage at the same range as melee. This is the same for Scout, Soldier, Pyro... Just about everyone...

If we're playing for funsies, the Holiday Punch is HILARIOUS because you can back punch somebody than get a taunt kill on them. Eviction Notice is fun because you can talk about how quickly you fist people. All that sort of stuff.

[Capiturism]

I use top class weaponry for top class people such as myself.
Henceforth I use the vanilla flavored Fists.

But since you're sea-level class, I'd say you'd use something strawberry or pistachio flavored.
Like the Holiday Punch.

your top class must be waay down that ocean bro

Are you insulting me?

[Zeno293]

I use top class weaponry for top class people such as myself.
Henceforth I use the vanilla flavored Fists.

But since you're sea-level class, I'd say you'd use something strawberry or pistachio flavored.
Like the Holiday Punch.

your top class must be waay down that ocean bro

Are you insulting me?

just saying that if i could potentially be a better belee heavy than you why rub it in faces

[Capiturism]

just saying that if i could potentially be a better belee heavy than you why rub it in faces

Oh please, I'm not rubbing it in your face.
I'm simply saying my part that needed to be said.

I can rub much harsher things in your face, like a cheese grater, a serrated blade, a michael bay movie, nails without milk...

[Zeno293]

just saying that if i could potentially be a better belee heavy than you why rub it in faces

Oh please, I'm not rubbing it in your face.
I'm simply saying my part that needed to be said.

I can rub much harsher things in your face, like a cheese grater, a serrated blade, a michael bay movie, nails without milk...

been there done that, so are you active on this thread only er something