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The Blog

Steam ID Change *Fixed*

Posted Thu Aug 21, 2014 6:13 pm by fingerman

The new update has apparently changed unique ids. The newest sourcemod snapshot has successfully fixed all the problems with sourcebans, admin/donator. If you see any other issues, let me know.


Posted Sat Jun 07, 2014 10:50 am by fingerman

* 10 days left, play now to qualify *
Top players from June 7th to September 1st have a chance to win the following prizes:

Unusual Hats

  • Unusual Glengarry Bonnet (Dead Presidents) (Greed)

  • Unusual Sober Stuntman (Time Warp) (Black)

  • Unusual Doctor's Sack (Roboactive)

Normal Hats

  • Berliner's Bucket Helm

  • Bird-Man of Aberdeen

  • Cut Throat Concierge

  • Infernal Orchestrina

  • Milkman

  • Pom-Pommed Provocateur

  • Soldered Sensei

  • Crone's Dome

  • Steel Pipes

  • Steel-Toed Stompers

  • Texas Slim's Dome Shine

  • Base Metal Billycock

  • Bonk Boy

  • Electric Escorter

  • Haunted Exorcizor

  • Flamboyant Flamenco

  • Full Metal Drill Hat

  • Galvanized Gibus

  • Googly Gazer

  • Gridiron Guardian

  • Halogen Head Lamp

  • Hottie's Hoodie

  • L'homme Burglerre

  • Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet

  • Modest Metal Pile of Scrap

  • Outback Intellectual

  • Platinum Pickelhaube

  • Pocket Medic

  • Pyro's Boron Beanie

  • Rogue's Col Roule

  • Haunted Scarecrow

  • Soldier's Sparkplug

  • Steel Shako

  • Sultan's Ceremonial

  • Tippler's Tricorne

  • Titanium Tyrolean

  • Tough Guy's Toque

  • Wingstick

  • Ye Oiled Baker Boy

Contest Items Thanks to Harri:

  • The Black Watch

  • Full Metal Drill Hat

  • Googly Gazer

  • Ein

  • The Scotch Saver

  • Base Metal Billycock

Contest Items Thanks to Guy:

  • Scotch Bonnet

  • Greased Lightning

  • The Mutton Mann

  • Grenadier's Softcap

  • The U-clank-a

  • Détective Noir
    Usable Items:

  • Killstreak Conscientious Objector Kit

  • Dueling Mini-Game

Contest Items Thanks to Balubish:

  • 2x Professor Speks Strangifier Chemistry Set Series #2

  • 1x Strange Bonesaw

  • 1x Strange Paintrain

  • 2x Strange Jarate

  • 1x Strange Huo-Long Heater

  • 2x Strange ...
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A Captain America: Winter Soldier review

Posted Sun Apr 20, 2014 1:27 pm by Harri

Captain 'MURICA 2 - The Emo Soldier | English Review

A great review and critical discussion of patriotism and Marvel tropes. What did you guys think?

H1Z1, why I think it's awesome. Why you should too.

Posted Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:32 pm by Failhorse


I can go on about the Planetside 2 engine. Or a map with 1k players. Or an engine where gun play works. Or where fanboys haven't destroyed a game that isn't even done yet.

I like this better:

[u]" We want to make a game where people can board up a house and have a persistent base. Travel across the world to meet friends. Not 5 different colors of a raincoat."[/u]

Security Reminder : Heartbleed

Posted Thu Apr 10, 2014 1:30 pm by Failhorse

In case you don't follow nerd news. A security bug in a blah blah blah may have compromised your passwords all over the internet.
Important passwords to change;

Nearly all email except for AOL and Apple. If you're using AOL... (insert joke.)
Your Steam account
Your Minecraft account
Anything related to Google

Dodgeball Registration '14

Posted Wed Apr 09, 2014 6:05 pm by HausOfJoel

Register teams here

Only post registrations here. Comments and questions on the main page
everything else will be deleted or moved

Here are some basic rules

  • Drop outs should be edited on the original registration post and note that it is an edit

  • Team captains will be the person who registered.

  • All players must join our CSn Dodgeball group http://steamcommunity.com/groups/critsandvichdodgeball

  • Please post regular steam names on the registration

  • Please keep team names clean, appropriate and not too long

Registered Teams:

  • Nikki's Team (Undecided Name)

  • Ghost Butt-sters

  • The Pig Mask Army


  • Girl Scout Dropouts Troop #90210

  • W+M2

  • The Safe Zone

Real Life Review

Posted Tue Apr 01, 2014 3:10 am by Nikki Wolf


Release Date - January 1st, 50,000,000,000 BC
Platform - HU-M4N-1TE (I think that's the name)
Cost - $0 (but includes microtransactions)

Where should I begin with this? And what should I say about this? I guess the best place to start is the obvious. Real Life is a game literally played by everyone on Earth...but why? There's a lot of people that love this game...but there are also a lot of people that hate this game. I know that everyone has their opinions, but it has me scratching my head as to why we have this dilemma with such a game.

Graphics and Sound

If you ask me, the graphics for this game are some of the best, if not THE BEST!, to ever come out of the industry. Everything looks so crisp and detailed that I feel like I'm actually there. If I have any sort of gripe, it's that there really isn't much ...
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A message about VR and Kickstarter

Posted Wed Mar 26, 2014 12:18 pm by Failhorse




Bought an electronic between '98 and '02? Get your 10 bucks!

Posted Sat Mar 15, 2014 7:58 am by Failhorse


1998 was a long time ago. And I'm sure some may have still been potty training. Nah, just kidding.
Seriously though. DRAM manufacturers just settled a 310 million class action lawsuit for price fixing. So if you bought a computer, video console, or certain electronic devices between 1998 and 2002. Guess what? You can get some money. (And should donate it to critsandvich.)

Check out http://dramclaims.com/ for more information.

$10 is the minimum. And will go up depending on how many devices you bought. You do not have to provide proof. But don't go crazy kids.

GLaDOS goes to work for NASA.... no seriously.

Posted Tue Mar 04, 2014 12:15 pm by Failhorse

OK it's really about teaching fission vs. fusion. Still funny as hell.