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Halloween Server 2014

Posted Sat Sep 20, 2014 5:46 pm by fingerman

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It is that time of the year again. To get ready for Scream Fortress 2014, we will be hosting a Halloween maps only server.
Visit it at: 69.175.33.148:27015


Some maps have been configured to force spawn bosses, but admins are also able to spawn them with the following commands:

Spawn Commands
sm_hatman - Spawns a Horseman.
sm_eyeboss - Spawns a Monoculus.
sm_eyeboss_red - Spawns a red variant of the Monoculus.
sm_eyeboss_blue - Spawns a blue variant of the Monoculus.
sm_merasmus - Spawns Merasmus. (THE ALMIGHTY)
sm_skelegreen - Spawns a green variant of a Skeleton.
sm_skelered - Spawns a red variant of a Skeleton.
sm_skeleblue - Spawns a blue variant of a Skeleton.
sm_skeleking - Spawns The Skeleton King. (THE ALMIGHTY BONES)

Parameters in order: <scale> <glow ...
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Hlstats Winners!

Posted Mon Sep 01, 2014 3:06 pm by fingerman

Here is a list of the contest winners, check for your id under the STEAM/U:ID. To look this number up, refer to the stats homepage.


  • Unusual Glengarry Bonnet (Dead Presidents) (Greed) STEAM_0:0:20213493 [U:1:40426986]

  • Unusual Sober Stuntman (Time Warp) (Black) STEAM_0:1:42106937 [U:1:84213875]

  • Unusual Doctor's Sack (Roboactive) STEAM_0:0:4304281 [U:1:8608562]

  • Berliner's Bucket Helm STEAM_0:0:47705637 [U:1:95411274]

  • Bird-Man of Aberdeen STEAM_0:0:9847140 [U:1:19694280]

  • Cut Throat Concierge STEAM_0:1:28733540 [U:1:57467081]

  • Infernal Orchestrina STEAM_0:0:18152417 [U:1:36304834]

  • Milkman STEAM_0:0:59178888 [U:1:118357776]

  • Pom-Pommed Provocateur STEAM_0:1:57114034 [U:1:114228069]

  • Soldered Sensei STEAM_0:0:37906956 [U:1:75813912]

  • Crone's Dome STEAM_0:1:9059440 [U:1:18118881]

  • Steel Pipes STEAM_0:0:5121571 [U:1:10243142]

  • Steel-Toed Stompers STEAM_0:1:32353531 [U:1:64707063]

  • Texas Slim's Dome Shine STEAM_0:0:32428424 [U:1:64856848]

  • Base Metal Billycock STEAM_0:1:9828177 [U:1:19656355]

  • Bonk Boy STEAM_0:1:41910563 [U:1:83821127]

  • Electric Escorter STEAM_0:1:16465053 [U:1:32930107]

  • Haunted Exorcizor STEAM_0:0:31897155 [U:1:63794310]

  • Flamboyant Flamenco STEAM_0:1:44148364 [U:1:88296729]

  • Full Metal Drill Hat STEAM_0:1:41777104 [U:1:83554209]

  • Galvanized Gibus STEAM_0:0:17718219 [U:1:35436438]

  • Googly Gazer STEAM_0:0:37770747 [U:1:75541494]

  • Gridiron Guardian STEAM_0:1:18161013 [U:1:36322027]

  • Halogen Head Lamp STEAM_0:0:39297460 [U:1:78594920]

  • Hottie's Hoodie STEAM_0:0:2201239 [U:1:4402478]

  • L'homme Burglerre STEAM_0:1:5026838 [U:1:10053677]

  • Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet STEAM_0:1:34951319 [U:1:69902639]

  • Modest Metal Pile of Scrap STEAM_0:0:18902947 [U:1:37805894]

  • Outback Intellectual STEAM_0:1:24349289 [U:1:48698579]

  • Platinum Pickelhaube STEAM_0:1:4577052 [U:1:9154105]

  • Pocket Medic STEAM_0:1:33256774 [U:1:66513549]

  • Pyro's Boron Beanie STEAM_0:1:37685296 [U:1:75370593]

  • Rogue's Col Roule STEAM_0:0:24226693 [U:1:48453386]

  • Haunted Scarecrow STEAM_0:0:42754770 [U:1:85509540]

  • Soldier's Sparkplug STEAM_0:0:33264102 [U:1:66528204]

  • Steel Shako STEAM_0:1:40776228 [U:1:81552457]

  • Sultan's Ceremonial STEAM_0:0:18787846 [U:1:37575692]

  • Tippler's Tricorne STEAM_0:0:43170741 [U:1:86341482]

  • Titanium Tyrolean STEAM_0:0:49724069 [U:1:99448138]

  • Tough Guy's Toque STEAM_0:1:27378425 [U:1:54756851]

  • Wingstick STEAM_0:0:72848 [U:1:145696]

  • Ye Oiled Baker BoySTEAM_0:1:30740665 [U:1:61481331]

  • The Black Watch STEAM_0:1:4343263 [U:1:8686527]

  • Full Metal Drill Hat STEAM_0:1:20930162 [U:1:41860325]

  • Googly Gazer STEAM_0:1:21692255 [U:1:43384511]

  • Ein STEAM_0:1:21747586 [U:1:43495173]

  • The Scotch Saver STEAM_0:0:5440624 [U:1:10881248]

  • Base Metal Billycock STEAM_0:0:26253985 [U:1:52507970]

  • Scotch Bonnet STEAM_0:0:29198226 [U:1:58396452]

  • Greased Lightning STEAM_0:0:6510418 [U:1:13020836]

  • The Mutton Mann STEAM_0:1:18691625 [U:1:37383251]

  • Grenadier's Softcap STEAM_0:0:16809372 [U:1:33618744]

  • The U-clank-a STEAM_0:0:25173472 [U:1:50346944]

  • D├ętective Noir STEAM_0:0:18152417 [U:1:36304834]

  • Killstreak Conscientious Objector Kit STEAM_0:0:47907323 [U:1:95814646]

  • Dueling Mini-Game STEAM_0:0:48034007 [U:1:96068014]

  • 2x Professor Speks Strangifier Chemistry Set Series #2 STEAM_0:1:17402909 [U:1:34805819]

  • 1x Strange Bonesaw STEAM_0:1:26915513 [U:1:53831027]

  • 1x Strange Paintrain STEAM_0:1:23260186 [U:1:46520373]

  • 2x Strange Jarate STEAM_0:1:12404467 [U:1:24808935]

  • 1x Strange Huo-Long Heater STEAM_0:0:611431 [U:1:1222862]

  • 2x Strange Grenade Launcher STEAM_0:1:26018111 [U:1:52036223]

  • 1x Strange Hitmans Heatmaker STEAM_0:0:13097581 [U:1:26195162]


To claim your prize, add me to your friends ...
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Steam ID Change *Fixed*

Posted Thu Aug 21, 2014 6:13 pm by fingerman

The new update has apparently changed unique ids. The newest sourcemod snapshot has successfully fixed all the problems with sourcebans, admin/donator. If you see any other issues, let me know.

HLSTATS SUMMER GIVEAWAY!

Posted Sat Jun 07, 2014 10:50 am by fingerman

CRITSANDVICH SUMMER 2014 HLSTATS CONTEST
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Top players from June 7th to September 1st have a chance to win the following prizes:

Unusual Hats



  • Unusual Glengarry Bonnet (Dead Presidents) (Greed)

  • Unusual Sober Stuntman (Time Warp) (Black)

  • Unusual Doctor's Sack (Roboactive)


Normal Hats


  • Berliner's Bucket Helm

  • Bird-Man of Aberdeen

  • Cut Throat Concierge

  • Infernal Orchestrina

  • Milkman

  • Pom-Pommed Provocateur

  • Soldered Sensei

  • Crone's Dome

  • Steel Pipes

  • Steel-Toed Stompers

  • Texas Slim's Dome Shine

  • Base Metal Billycock

  • Bonk Boy

  • Electric Escorter

  • Haunted Exorcizor

  • Flamboyant Flamenco

  • Full Metal Drill Hat

  • Galvanized Gibus

  • Googly Gazer

  • Gridiron Guardian

  • Halogen Head Lamp

  • Hottie's Hoodie

  • L'homme Burglerre

  • Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet

  • Modest Metal Pile of Scrap

  • Outback Intellectual

  • Platinum Pickelhaube

  • Pocket Medic

  • Pyro's Boron Beanie

  • Rogue's Col Roule

  • Haunted Scarecrow

  • Soldier's Sparkplug

  • Steel Shako

  • Sultan's Ceremonial

  • Tippler's Tricorne

  • Titanium Tyrolean

  • Tough Guy's Toque

  • Wingstick

  • Ye Oiled Baker Boy

Contest Items Thanks to Harri:

  • The Black Watch

  • Full Metal Drill Hat

  • Googly Gazer

  • Ein

  • The Scotch Saver

  • Base Metal Billycock

Contest Items Thanks to Guy:

  • Scotch Bonnet

  • Greased Lightning

  • The Mutton Mann

  • Grenadier's Softcap

  • The U-clank-a

  • D├ętective Noir
    Usable Items:

  • Killstreak Conscientious Objector Kit

  • Dueling Mini-Game

Contest Items Thanks to Balubish:

  • 2x Professor Speks Strangifier Chemistry Set Series #2

  • 1x Strange Bonesaw

  • 1x Strange Paintrain

  • 2x Strange Jarate

  • 1x Strange Huo-Long Heater

  • 2x Strange Grenade Launcher

  • 1x Strange Hitmans Heatmaker


**More items may be ...
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A Captain America: Winter Soldier review

Posted Sun Apr 20, 2014 1:27 pm by Harri

Captain 'MURICA 2 - The Emo Soldier | English Review



A great review and critical discussion of patriotism and Marvel tropes. What did you guys think?

H1Z1, why I think it's awesome. Why you should too.

Posted Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:32 pm by Failhorse

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I can go on about the Planetside 2 engine. Or a map with 1k players. Or an engine where gun play works. Or where fanboys haven't destroyed a game that isn't even done yet.

I like this better:

[u]" We want to make a game where people can board up a house and have a persistent base. Travel across the world to meet friends. Not 5 different colors of a raincoat."[/u]

Security Reminder : Heartbleed

Posted Thu Apr 10, 2014 1:30 pm by Failhorse

In case you don't follow nerd news. A security bug in a blah blah blah may have compromised your passwords all over the internet.
Important passwords to change;

Nearly all email except for AOL and Apple. If you're using AOL... (insert joke.)
Your Steam account
Your Minecraft account
Dropbox
Anything related to Google

Dodgeball Registration '14

Posted Wed Apr 09, 2014 6:05 pm by HausOfJoel

Register teams here


Only post registrations here. Comments and questions on the main page
everything else will be deleted or moved

Here are some basic rules


  • Drop outs should be edited on the original registration post and note that it is an edit

  • Team captains will be the person who registered.

  • All players must join our CSn Dodgeball group http://steamcommunity.com/groups/critsandvichdodgeball

  • Please post regular steam names on the registration

  • Please keep team names clean, appropriate and not too long


Registered Teams:

  • Nikki's Team (Undecided Name)

  • Ghost Butt-sters

  • The Pig Mask Army

  • JERRY AND THE PUSSYCATS

  • Girl Scout Dropouts Troop #90210

  • W+M2

  • The Safe Zone

Real Life Review

Posted Tue Apr 01, 2014 3:10 am by Nikki Wolf

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Release Date - January 1st, 50,000,000,000 BC
Platform - HU-M4N-1TE (I think that's the name)
Cost - $0 (but includes microtransactions)


Where should I begin with this? And what should I say about this? I guess the best place to start is the obvious. Real Life is a game literally played by everyone on Earth...but why? There's a lot of people that love this game...but there are also a lot of people that hate this game. I know that everyone has their opinions, but it has me scratching my head as to why we have this dilemma with such a game.

Graphics and Sound

If you ask me, the graphics for this game are some of the best, if not THE BEST!, to ever come out of the industry. Everything looks so crisp and detailed that I feel like I'm actually there. If I have any sort of gripe, it's that there really isn't much ...
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A message about VR and Kickstarter

Posted Wed Mar 26, 2014 12:18 pm by Failhorse

Suckers

-Oculus

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