Meet the Critsandvich People

[duck]

note: im continueing this because we have lots of new people, and i was to lazy to necro guys post

Real Name (optional): Dylan/DJ
Favorite Class: Soldier/Demo
Second Favorite Class: Pyro/Sniper
Least Favorite Class: Heavy/Medic
Favorite Weapon: Black Box/Bottle
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: Philogstinator, or whatever the hell its called
Style of Game Play: Mainly defensive (i use black box and the charge n targe for a reason). i hate dying.
Were we will find you on the battlefield: in the back field, i hate going onto enemy lines unless i have a competent medic. (SPAM SPAM SPAM)
Favorite Hat: either the exquisite rack or the Tribinforus Tyrannus (Brain slug)

Other things we need to know: i like to trade and junk, if im afk, im usually trading.

[Ninja]

Ahh I remember this thread xD

Real Name (optional): Courtney
Favorite Class:Medic
Second Favorite Class:Solly
Least Favorite Class: Pyro
Favorite Weapon: Kritzkreig
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: Philogstinator or axe
Style of Game Play: Defensive if medic/offensive if solly.
Were we will find you on the battlefield: Always in the front lines trying to push.
Favorite Hat: Merryweather and Max head

[Retro Al]

Real Name (optional): You'll never guess. It's Al
Favorite Class: Medic/Pryo
Second Favorite Class: Pyro/Engie
Least Favorite Class: Sniper/Spy
Favorite Weapon: Degreaser/Medigun
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: Phlog, hands down. Oh and backstabs, I dislike them spys.
Style of Game Play: Defensive, but I do have a nasty habit of bombing into an unwinable fight uber-saw a-blazin' just cuz I'm bored.
Were we will find you on the battlefield: Behind someone who will protect me/running around to flank. Possibly high-fiving randomly, I love that taunt
Favorite Hat: G. Point 'n' Shoot. I'm a freaking wizard.

[Wakka]

Real Name: sam
Favorite Class: scootaloo
Second Favorite Class: sniper
Least Favorite Class: spy
Favorite Weapon: sun on a stick
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: any spy weapon
Style of Game Play: killing spies
Were we will find you on the battlefield: spy hiding spots
Favorite Hat: tossle cap

Other things we need to know: i hate spies

[Nikki Wolf]

Real Name: Preston
Favorite Class: Soldier/Heavy
Second Favorite Class: MEDIC!
Least Favorite Class: Pyro
Favorite Weapon: Original/Minigun
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: Don't really have a weapon I hate
Style of Game Play: Depends on mood and game mode
Where we will find you on the battlefield: Anywhere, even your spawn room :O
Favorite Hat: Stainless Pot and Killer Exclusive (would say Bill's Hat, but I no longer have it)

Other things we need to know: CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!

[THATGUYWHOEATS]

Real Name (optional): Rafael
Favorite Class: Scout
Second Favorite Class: Spy
Least Favorite Class: Sniper
Favorite Weapon: Family Business
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: Mini-sentries
Style of Game Play: Offensive
Were we will find you on the battlefield: Behind the enemy or on the front lines
Favorite Hat: Summer Hat

[Snowsickle]

Real Name (optional): New
Favorite Class: Engineer
Second Favorite Class: Pyro
Least Favorite Class: Demoman
Favorite Weapon: The jag
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: The jag
Style of Game Play: New
Where we will find you on the battlefield: Usually in or on a tower.
Favorite Hat: Killer's Kabuto

[MamaWeegee]

Real Name (optional): Drew
Favorite Class: Medic/Spy
Second Favorite Class: Sniper/Scout
Least Favorite Class: Pyro
Favorite Weapon: Ubersaw
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: Caber -_-
Style of Game Play: Medic: Die a lot, Spy: Die a lot, Sniper: Die a lot
Were we will find you on the battlefield: Running into groups of enemies with reckless abandon
Favorite Hat: The pumpkin head from halloween

Other things we need to know: If you hear a guitar... it's me

[Knees of Justice]

Real Name (optional): Jeff
Favorite Class: Scoot
Second Favorite Class: Solly/spy
Least Favorite Class: Demo
Favorite Weapon: Sandman
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: Philogstinator, Katana, Sticky Launcher
Style of Game Play: Offensive, usually. Unless I'm playing Medic or something.
Where we will find you on the battlefield: behind you
Favorite Hat: Head Warmer, Team Captain, One-Man Army

[Koopa]

Real Name (optional): Maxwell
Favorite Class: Soldier
Second Favorite Class: Scout
Least Favorite Class: Demoman
Favorite Weapon: Buff Banner
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: Loch n' Load
Style of Game Play: Support
Were we will find you on the battlefield: With my fellow brothers in arms.
Favorite Hat: Stout Shako

[Necro Wes]

Real Name (optional): Wes
Favorite Class: Pyro
Second Favorite Class: Sharpened Volcano Fragment Pyro
Least Favorite Class: Heavy
Favorite Weapon: Axtinguisher
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: Philogstinator
Style of Game Play: burn, air blast, axe, repeat.
Were we will find you on the battlefield: running around burning all that is see
Favorite Hat: Pyromancer's Mask

Other things we need to know:I love spiders

[Failhorse]

Real Name (optional): Jet or Jeff
Favorite Class: Random Crits
Second Favorite Class: Random Krits
Least Favorite Class: Random Crits
Favorite Weapon: Random Krits
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: Random Crits
Style of Game Play: Random Krits Magnet
Were we will find you on the battlefield: Respawning from Random Crits
Favorite Hat: Your mother.

[medkitz]

Real Name (optional): Kj
Favorite Class: Pyro
Second Favorite Class: More Pyro
Least Favorite Class: Heavy
Favorite Weapon: Degreaser, Flare Gun, Axtinguisher, Reserve Shooter
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: Any shotgun
Style of Game Play: Super Duper Offensive W+M2
Were we will find you on the battlefield: Either pocketing for an engi , or up in the front lines
Favorite Hat: Attendant / Merry

Other things to know : I HATE SHOTGUN PYROS. Only exception is that the other team has 3+ pyros. Only...

[Phantom]

Real Name (optional): cory
Favorite Class: admin
Second Favorite Class: AdM1N
Least Favorite Class: non-admin
Favorite Weapon: /smite @all
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: anything goldfish uses during duels
Style of Game Play: admin abuse
Were we will find you on the battlefield: In the corner typing out smite commands.
Favorite Hat: soldier stash burning flames.

Other things we need to know: I dont actually use any commands. i just suck at tf2

[Dominus]

Real Name (optional): DK
Favorite Class: Pyro
Second Favorite Class: Engi
Least Favorite Class: Sniper
Favorite Weapon: Short Circuit
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: Tomislav and crit sticky
Style of Game Play: rush, die, repeat
Were we will find you on the battlefield: on the kart, flanking by myself or hitting that teleporter at spawn
Favorite Hat: Medic's Mountain Cap, One Man Army and Stately Steel Toe

Other things we need to know: I don't have a mic and may not have sound sometimes. Don't take it personal when I ignore voice comms or miss chat messages.

[Colonel SparkleHorse]

Real Name: Sovahn
Favorite Class: Scout/Spy
Second Favorite Class: Sniper/Demo
Least Favorite Class: Medic/Engineer
Favorite Weapon: Frying Pan/Scattergun
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: Philogstinator,Backburner
Style of Game Play: Mostly Offense and Support
Were we will find you on the battlefield: Right in the middle
Favorite Hat: EarBuds, Maxhead, and Anger

[Saber]

Real Name: Jason
Favorite Class: Demo
Second Favorite Class: Medic/Soldier
Least Favorite Class: Heavy
Favorite Weapon: Caber-Sticky jumper
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: Phlog, Crits
Style of Game Play: Offensive/supportive
Where we will find you on the battlefield: The action.
Favorite Hat: Summer Shades

[megamoose]

Real Name (optional): Matt
Favorite Class: Soldier/Pyro
Second Favorite Class: Heavy/Sniper
Least Favorite Class: Medic (sorry...)/Scout
Favorite Weapon: Rocket Launcher/Degreaser
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: Fan o' War
Style of Game Play: Offensive. Pretty sucky at defense. I like backstabz.
Were we will find you on the battlefield: Enemy's Territories. In the middle, trying to move forward, but also defending...
Favorite Hat: El Jefe or HOUWAR

Other things we need to know: Trading is fun if I get good deals. I'm 16, yet I sound like 12/13.

[Prof_Schwartz]

Real Name: Max
Favorite Class: Demo
Second Favorite Class: Soldier/Pyro
Least Favorite Class: Spy
Favorite Weapon: Splendid Shield
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: Backstabbing Excalibur Sword, Head-shotting Apocalypse Gun
Style of Game Play: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where we will find you on the battlefield: Probs is spawn, spamming plugins and sandviches, or coming from behind
Favorite Hat: Probably my Peace Sign Tricorne, it has sentimental value

[Rologton]

Real Name: James
Favorite Class: Scout/Medic
Second Favorite Class: Pyro
Least Favorite Class: Heavy
Favorite Weapon: Strange Scattergun, Strange Pistol, Atmoizer (Get some)
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: Liberty Launcher. The crutchiest of weapons.
Style of Game Play: Agressive. I tend to die a lot.
Where we will find you on the battlefield: Flanking and making picks as a Scout, healing people as a Medic and popping clutch Ubers, being a goddamn pain in the ass as a Pyro (Spys beware).
Favorite Hat: Backwards Ballcap + Bonk Boy (Someday I will figure out how to trade properly and get an Unusual Backwards Ballcap).


Things you should know: I wear a backwards ballcap IRL. I was very excited when that hat came out. Also, I think the Army is cool.

[Floreyn]

Real Name (optional): Megan
Favorite Class: Scout/Pyro
Second Favorite Class: Medic
Least Favorite Class: Demoman
Favorite Weapon: Axtinguisher, Flare Gun
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: Phloginsistatrarrtor, Spycicle. Or any Spy weapon, really.
Style of Game Play: Flank 'em. I tend not to attack head-on and surprise kill people.
Were we will find you on the battlefield: Hidden somewhere. Spy-checking. Always running around (Which makes me look like I'm not doing anything useful but I actually am, OKAY?)
Favorite Hat: Madame Dixie. It was given to me by a friend, been using it ever since.

[meh]

Real Name: Adam
Favorite Class: Pryo
Second Favorite Class: Scout
Least Favorite Class: Medic
Favorite Weapon: Reserve Shooter with the degreaser
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: The Phlogistinator
Style of Game Play: Airblast
Where we will find you on the battlefield: Airblasting people
Favorite Hat: My unusual Defiant Spartan

Things you should know: meh.

[LegendarySurgeon]

Real Name: Mike
Favorite Class: Medic
Second Favorite Class: Demoman
Least Favorite Class: Heavy
Favorite Weapon: Ubersaw
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: Random crits
Style of Game Play: Sneak in an ubersaw hit or four for more frequent ubers
Where we will find you on the battlefield: Right behind the front line
Favorite Hat: Vintage Tyrolean

Things you should know: If you hear "Beep boop" repeating endlessly that's probably me.

[Patrid]

Re: Meet the Critsandvich People

Real Name: Cody
Favorite Class: Demoman
Second Favorite Class: Sniper/Pyro
Least Favorite Class: Scout
Favorite Weapon: Stickey Launcher
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: My internet connection
Style of Game Play: Trap
Where we will find you on the battlefield: Tarp
Favorite Hat: Hearts Pyromancer/(Schwartz's peace tricorne)

Things you should know: I like to singah, about the moonah and the juneah and the springah

[Zeno293]

Real Name (optional): Andy
Favorite Class: Medic
Second Favorite Class: Scout/Engineer
Least Favorite Class: Demoman/Heavy
Favorite Weapon: Machina (used for headshotting)
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: Philogstinator, Heavy Miniguns, Sentries
Style of Game Play: Playful test, always the playful test. Then if rage I will tryhard via scoot/heavy + micspam
Were we will find you on the battlefield: somewhere around the map killing idiots.
Favorite Hat: [V. V.] V. V. Tyrolean

[cornelius]

Real Name : (optional)
Favorite Class: Demo
Second Favorite Class: Soldier
Least Favorite Class: Medic
Favorite Weapon: Grenade launcher
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: Knife
Style of Game Play: Very offensive unless I'm setting traps
Where we will find you on the battlefield: Jumping in the air killing your medic
Favorite Hat: Bills

[NBC011795]

Real Name (optional): Nathaniel
Favorite Class: Soldier/Demoman/Spy
Second Favorite Class: Medic/Engineer
Least Favorite Class: Pyro
Favorite Weapon: Black Box/Loch-n-Load/Frying Pan/Knife
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: Pyros
Style of Game Play: Depends on the class.
Were we will find you on the battlefield: Same as above. But usually behind you.
Favorite Hat: Tavish Crown/Dangeresque(Gold)/Ornaments(Gold).

[Bagger Vance]

Real Name (optional): Peter
Favorite Class: Scout
Second Favorite Class: Demospam
Least Favorite Class: Soldier
Favorite Weapon: Scattergun
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: Philogstinator, any rocket launcher
Style of Game Play: Kill people, cap points, fuck bitches
Were we will find you on the battlefield: At the front
Favorite Hat: Bonk Helm, Team Captain, Texas Ten Gallon, Honcho's, B.M.O.C.

[xbawkzes]

Real Name: Jacko
Favorite Class: Pyro
Second Favorite Class: Soldier/Sniper
Least Favorite Class: Medic/Demo
Favorite Weapon: Degreaser/Flare Gun
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: Phlogistonator, Enforcer, and any Heavy Minigun.
Style of Game Play: Reflect projectiles, and reflect burning enemies into walls and away from health kits. An evil motherfucker.
Where we will find you on the battlefield: I like defending rather than attacking. So I'm guessing nearer my intel or points.
Favorite Hat: Unusual Madame Dixie/Merryweather w/ Circling Hearts

Things you should know: OH FUCK I GOT DEADLINES

[MisterTurtle]

Haven't been here long enough to legitimatize, but oh well.

Real Name: I'll take the optional option.

Favorite Class: Pyro/Heavy

Second Favorite Class: Sniper/Engineer

Least Favorite Class: Medic/Spy

Favorite Weapon: Tomislav

When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: I do not hold grudges against weapons, only their users.

Style of Game Play: Charge in, burn/shoot shit to pieces, get back, find a medpack, repeat. The stupid way.

Where we will find you on the battlefield: Anywhere people need the support of a practical human shield.

Favorite Hat: I'm an idiot F2P, so I don't own any decent hats yet.

Things you should know: Everything.

[cloud]

Real Name (optional): Devin
Favorite Class: Soulger /Scoot/ MEDIC!!! D:
Second Favorite Class: Hoovy/ Pairo
Least Favorite Class: Engynheeer
Favorite Weapon: My razorlike smacktalk and words of raging
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: backburners, knives, Medkitz
Style of Game Play: Killing all the things
Were we will find you on the battlefield: Killing all the things
Favorite Hat: Beels Haht

[medkitz]

When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: Medkitz

lol wut

[cloud]

When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: Medkitz

lol wut

You make me rage with your skeelz

[princess]

Real Name (optional): Tyler/Sister
Favorite Class: Heavy
Second Favorite Class: Medic
Least Favorite Class: Sniper
Favorite Weapon: Minigun
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: i die all the time, so i dont really care
Style of Game Play: walking into walls/dying
Were we will find you on the battlefield: respawning
Favorite Hat:not really into hats, but my brother has a lot of them
Other things we need to know: duck is my brother and we play on the same account

[MournfulOdin]

Real Name (optional): Chris
Favorite Class: Spy
Second Favorite Class: Pyro
Least Favorite Class: Demoman
Favorite Weapon: Sharp Dresser
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: The Enforcer
Style of Game Play: Practicing Vivisection on an unsuspecting enemy
Where we will find you on the battlefield: Right Behind You.
Favorite Hat: Made Man.

[Zeno293]

When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: Medkitz

lol wut

You make me rage with your skeelz

maybe you just suck hard and Medkitz is the average player

just saying

[Capiturism]

Real Name (optional): Laissez Faire
Favorite Class: Scout
Second Favorite Class: heavy
Least Favorite Class: Pyro
Favorite Weapon: Unarmed Combat
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: The Environment
Style of Game Play: Gotta Go Fast
Where we will find you on the battlefield: The Highway to the Danger Zone
Favorite Hat: Backwards Ballcap

[medkitz]

Real Name (optional): Laissez Faire
Favorite Class: Scout
Second Favorite Class: heavy
Least Favorite Class: Pyro
Favorite Weapon: Unarmed Combat
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: The Environment
Style of Game Play: Gotta Go Fast
Where we will find you on the battlefield: The Highway to the Danger Zone
Favorite Hat: Backwards Ballcap

Welcome my Capatalistic Friend!

[Nef]

Favorite Class: medic
Second Favorite Class: engineer/pyro
Least Favorite Class: sniper/heavy
Favorite Weapon: medigun/kritzkreig, disciplinary action, gunslinger, homewrecker (once in a blue moon i get to use this thing but just having it makes me feel like i am credit to engies)
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: bodyshots when im at full/almost full health or when im on fire and i die two feet away from a medipack.
Style of Game Play: really depends on my mood/the map but i guess defensive medic/offensive engie?
Were we will find you on the battlefield:trying to help my team push forward or getting horribly lost/finding someone who knows what they are doing
Favorite Hat: respectless rubber glove and all of medics hats. medic has some pretty rockin hats.

Other things we need to know: im sorry this intro was so long

[Spyder]

Real Name (optional): Mark
Favorite Class: Soldier
Second Favorite Class: Heavy/Sniper
Least Favorite Class: Spy
Favorite Weapon: Black Box/Brass Beast
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: Sticky Launcher
Style of Game Play: Offensive as soldier, Defensive as Heavy
Where we will find you on the battlefield: Trying to cripple the opposing team.
Favorite Hat: The Conquistador

[dethfield]

Real Name (optional): Ross
Favorite Class: Medic
Second Favorite Class: Scout/Sniper
Least Favorite Class: Soldier
Favorite Weapon: Strange Krtizkrieg
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: None
Style of Game Play: Support, keeping team and primary pocket healed
Were we will find you on the battlefield: Usually at the front lines
Favorite Hat: Sunbeams pickelhaube, procedure mask and my saxton's own Spirit of Giving

[RykeDaxter]

Real Name (optional): --- (Just call me Ryke!)
Favorite Class: Spy
Second Favorite Class: Engineer/Medic
Least Favorite Class: N/A (but if I had to choose, Heavy)
Favorite Weapon: Spycicle/Ambassador
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: N/A (Phloginistator or whatever if I had to choose)
Style of Game Play: Offensive Support
Where we will find you on the battlefield: Behind enemy lines! (Any damn place I please)
Favorite Hat: Of the ones I have, Ghastly Gibus. Would love a Detective Noir or Fancy Fedora.

Other things we need to know: SPYCRAB

[Toeknee]

Real Name (optional): Tony
Favorite Class: Sniper
Second Favorite Class: Eng/Pyro
Least Favorite Class: Spy (But I am getting better)
Favorite Weapon: Huntsman
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: Any Spy Weapon
Style of Game Play: Aggressive
Where we will find you on the battlefield: Pushing the cart or Dead!
Favorite Hat: Genuine Anger

[Wakka]

Least Favorite Class: Spy (But I am getting better)

no dont

When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: Any Spy Weapon

this is the correct opinion

[Koopa]

Least Favorite Class: Spy (But I am getting better)

no dont

When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: Any Spy Weapon

this is the correct opinion

lol?! I can tell you hate all kinds of spys wakka, and ones that are becoming good ones too.

[Wakka]

spys

good

HO HO

[Koopa]

spys

good

HO HO

We both know that is wrong, but I know something we both should like:

[Guy]

Real Name (optional): Mike
Favorite Class: Medic
Second Favorite Class: Engie
Least Favorite Class: Sniper *shakes fist*
Favorite Weapon: Medigun/Kritskrieg/Quickfix/Bonesaw (Yip, I like all the healing guns the same)
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: Enemy medic with an Ubersaw.
Style of Game Play: Support and Healing. I rarely am an aggressive medic, but can defend myself easily vs unskilled to moderate players. I will flee to save my uber most of the time... unless I am feeling a bit catty with my bonesaw.
Were we will find you on the battlefield: Most of the time I will be on the front lines building uber, buffing. I don't have any snotty way of healing... I heal wounded allies regardless of class and always top my friendly spies off, careful to not buff them too much.
Favorite Hat: Team Captain.

Other things we need to know: Don't underestimate me or you will get a critsaw to the face. I also tend to build ubers very fast.

[Zeno293]

Real Name (optional): Mike
Favorite Class: Medic
Second Favorite Class: Engie
Least Favorite Class: Sniper *shakes fist*
Favorite Weapon: Medigun/Kritskrieg/Quickfix/Bonesaw (Yip, I like all the healing guns the same)
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: Enemy medic with an Ubersaw.
Style of Game Play: Support and Healing. I rarely am an aggressive medic, but can defend myself easily vs unskilled to moderate players. I will flee to save my uber most of the time... unless I am feeling a bit catty with my bonesaw.
Were we will find you on the battlefield: Most of the time I will be on the front lines building uber, buffing. I don't have any snotty way of healing... I heal wounded allies regardless of class and always top my friendly spies off, careful to not buff them too much.
Favorite Hat: Team Captain.

Other things we need to know: Don't underestimate me or you will get a critsaw to the face. I also tend to build ubers very fast.

doesnt solemn vow has high crit rate :0

[Rologton]

Every melee has a 15% Crit chance that goes up to a maximum of 10% extra based on damage done.

That's why Wrench crits are so commom, because the Engie spends so much time whacking away at his building, technically dealing damage but never rolling for crits.

[Guy]

Medic's crit rate is based of his healing and damage done... so... thats why medics tend to crit A LOT.

Well the ones that heal anyway.

[WNxPurge]

Real Name (optional): Kevin
Favorite Class: Soldier/Scoot
Second Favorite Class: Pyro
Least Favorite Class: Spy
Favorite Weapon: Rocket launcher/ Scattergun
When people use this weapon to kill you, you rage: Machina/Phlog. Hot damn I hate those things
Style of Game Play: Dicking around most of the time or really REALLY offensive
Were we will find you on the battlefield: The front lines.
Favorite Hat: My Stormy storm Exquisite rack