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Dota 2 Review

by VoltySquirrel » Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:01 am

This is game is hard as balls and as such I can't play it.

Score: FUCKING ZERO out of 10.
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Re: Dota 2 Review

by Thret » Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:20 am

10/10 for truth. Front page material.
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Re: Dota 2 Review

by Bagger Vance » Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:45 am

Every time I try to play I'm addressed as a shitlord and encouraged to uninstall the game.
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Re: Dota 2 Review

by Saber » Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:46 am

Also the community is SO VERY HELPFUL TO PEOPLE WHO'VE NEVER PLAYED
I think
That's what I've heard at least
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Re: Dota 2 Review

by LegendarySurgeon » Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:49 am

It's true. It's all true.
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Re: Dota 2 Review

by Nikki Wolf » Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:55 am

I don't get it. What's this denying bullshit everyone speaks of? And what's a lane? This game is too stupid.

(on a serious note, I do enjoy the game, even though I suck at it XD)
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Re: Dota 2 Review

by VoltySquirrel » Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:01 am

PROTIP FOR NEW PLAYERS:
Pick a carry.
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Re: Dota 2 Review

by CaptainEspion » Sat Sep 01, 2012 4:20 pm

I was told to leave the match last time I played. Everyone is so rude in that game.
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Re: Dota 2 Review

by medkitz » Sat Sep 01, 2012 5:07 pm

I played a lot of LoL before this game, so I managed to adjust. If you need any help, come find me. I will not rage at you unless you refuse to offer me cookies.
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Re: Dota 2 Review

by VoltySquirrel » Sat Sep 01, 2012 7:10 pm

medkitz wrote:I played a lot of LoL before this game, so I managed to adjust. If you need any help, come find me. I will not rage at you unless you refuse to offer me cookies.

I'd actually be glad to take you up on that.
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Re: Dota 2 Review

by Echoplex » Sun Sep 02, 2012 9:54 pm

Anyone have any invites? I'll pay $5-10 for one
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Re: Dota 2 Review

by VoltySquirrel » Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:11 pm

Echoplex wrote:Anyone have any invites? I'll pay $5-10 for one

I don't, sorry. Also, don't let Valve know. They've made a mildly big deal about not selling beta invites.
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Re: Dota 2 Review

by Newport » Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:25 pm

I wish I could dota.
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Re: Dota 2 Review

by medkitz » Mon Sep 03, 2012 2:23 am

VoltySquirrel wrote:
medkitz wrote:I played a lot of LoL before this game, so I managed to adjust. If you need any help, come find me. I will not rage at you unless you refuse to offer me cookies.

I'd actually be glad to take you up on that.


If I ever have the time I'll come do a game with you, but if I can't join yet I am online, just pop me a question.

Echoplex wrote:Anyone have any invites? I'll pay $5-10 for one


In the Dota 2 Store, they sell invites. They're pricy as fuck
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Re: Dota 2 Review

by VoltySquirrel » Mon Sep 03, 2012 2:42 am

medkitz wrote:
Echoplex wrote:Anyone have any invites? I'll pay $5-10 for one


In the Dota 2 Store, they sell invites. They're pricy as fuck

No kidding. Although, to be fair, you do get some items out of it.
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Re: Dota 2 Review

by Echoplex » Mon Sep 03, 2012 1:14 pm

Someone told me that it was pretty easy to flip 2-3 TF2 crate keys for an invite, maybe I'll hit up TF2TP and see what's there. I'm not paying $30 to get catch heat from verbally abusive basement lords :P
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Re: Dota 2 Review

by medkitz » Mon Sep 03, 2012 1:22 pm

Echoplex wrote:Someone told me that it was pretty easy to flip 2-3 TF2 crate keys for an invite, maybe I'll hit up TF2TP and see what's there. I'm not paying $30 to get catch heat from verbally abusive basement lords :P


Do not use tf2tp. Use tf2op
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Re: Dota 2 Review

by Ninja » Mon Sep 03, 2012 1:22 pm

On outpost they go for 7 keys which equals around $10.
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Re: Dota 2 Review

by Echoplex » Mon Sep 03, 2012 1:29 pm

Sounds good, thanks for the tips guys
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Re: Dota 2 Review

by Echoplex » Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:58 pm

Got in today :)
http://steamcommunity.com/id/envyzero

Now someone please teach me wtf I'm doing ;_; I played some LoL
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Re: Dota 2 Review

by Nikki Wolf » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:26 pm

Echoplex wrote:Got in today :)
http://steamcommunity.com/id/envyzero

Now someone please teach me wtf I'm doing ;_; I played some LoL


Don't die, don't die, and...uh...don't die.

(I could probably help, though I'm not the best person to come to)
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Re: Dota 2 Review

by Echoplex » Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:00 pm

I died :(
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Re: Dota 2 Review

by gewf » Sat Sep 22, 2012 3:15 am

all of you are shitshows who should uninstall.
10/10
best game since starcraft dota
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Re: Dota 2 Review

by Hatred » Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:09 am

i have recently started playing and have great fun lol out of 50 matches ive only had 1 time someone was a jerk ... i dont understand what you guys are talking about ... yet
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Re: Dota 2 Review

by Nikki Wolf » Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:31 am

Hatred wrote:i have recently started playing and have great fun lol out of 50 matches ive only had 1 time someone was a jerk ... i dont understand what you guys are talking about ... yet


We were just messing around owo

I personally enjoy the game, despite the community being nothing more than trash. Maybe someday, it will improve, but it doesn't seem like it will for now.
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