Dota 2 Review

[VoltySquirrel]

This is game is hard as balls and as such I can't play it.

Score: FUCKING ZERO out of 10.

[Thret]

10/10 for truth. Front page material.

[Bagger Vance]

Every time I try to play I'm addressed as a shitlord and encouraged to uninstall the game.

[Saber]

Also the community is SO VERY HELPFUL TO PEOPLE WHO'VE NEVER PLAYED
I think
That's what I've heard at least

[LegendarySurgeon]

It's true. It's all true.

[Nikki Wolf]

I don't get it. What's this denying bullshit everyone speaks of? And what's a lane? This game is too stupid.

(on a serious note, I do enjoy the game, even though I suck at it XD)

[VoltySquirrel]

PROTIP FOR NEW PLAYERS:
Pick a carry.

[CaptainEspion]

I was told to leave the match last time I played. Everyone is so rude in that game.

[medkitz]

I played a lot of LoL before this game, so I managed to adjust. If you need any help, come find me. I will not rage at you unless you refuse to offer me cookies.

[VoltySquirrel]

I played a lot of LoL before this game, so I managed to adjust. If you need any help, come find me. I will not rage at you unless you refuse to offer me cookies.

I'd actually be glad to take you up on that.

[Echoplex]

Anyone have any invites? I'll pay $5-10 for one

[VoltySquirrel]

Anyone have any invites? I'll pay $5-10 for one

I don't, sorry. Also, don't let Valve know. They've made a mildly big deal about not selling beta invites.

[Newport]

I wish I could dota.

[medkitz]

I played a lot of LoL before this game, so I managed to adjust. If you need any help, come find me. I will not rage at you unless you refuse to offer me cookies.

I'd actually be glad to take you up on that.

If I ever have the time I'll come do a game with you, but if I can't join yet I am online, just pop me a question.

Anyone have any invites? I'll pay $5-10 for one

In the Dota 2 Store, they sell invites. They're pricy as fuck

[VoltySquirrel]

Anyone have any invites? I'll pay $5-10 for one

In the Dota 2 Store, they sell invites. They're pricy as fuck

No kidding. Although, to be fair, you do get some items out of it.

[Echoplex]

Someone told me that it was pretty easy to flip 2-3 TF2 crate keys for an invite, maybe I'll hit up TF2TP and see what's there. I'm not paying $30 to get catch heat from verbally abusive basement lords

[medkitz]

Someone told me that it was pretty easy to flip 2-3 TF2 crate keys for an invite, maybe I'll hit up TF2TP and see what's there. I'm not paying $30 to get catch heat from verbally abusive basement lords

Do not use tf2tp. Use tf2op

[Ninja]

On outpost they go for 7 keys which equals around $10.

[Echoplex]

Sounds good, thanks for the tips guys

[Echoplex]

Got in today
http://steamcommunity.com/id/envyzero

Now someone please teach me wtf I'm doing ;_; I played some LoL

[Nikki Wolf]

Got in today
http://steamcommunity.com/id/envyzero

Now someone please teach me wtf I'm doing ;_; I played some LoL

Don't die, don't die, and...uh...don't die.

(I could probably help, though I'm not the best person to come to)

[Echoplex]

I died

[gewf]

all of you are shitshows who should uninstall.
10/10
best game since starcraft dota

[Hatred]

i have recently started playing and have great fun lol out of 50 matches ive only had 1 time someone was a jerk ... i dont understand what you guys are talking about ... yet

[Nikki Wolf]

i have recently started playing and have great fun lol out of 50 matches ive only had 1 time someone was a jerk ... i dont understand what you guys are talking about ... yet

We were just messing around owo

I personally enjoy the game, despite the community being nothing more than trash. Maybe someday, it will improve, but it doesn't seem like it will for now.