[pink] FB2 App -- Smeemo

[Smeemo]

How long have you been with CSn?
On (mostly) and off since the smoke cleared from the devastation that was The Firm exploding in fiery death. Two Fingers rose from the ashes, seemingly perfect, born anew, though it was hiding a terrible secret....

When can we expect to see you on our servers?
Most evenings for an hour or two at the least (Central time). More time on the weekends. I do have a career and a social life (suck on it, nerds).

What previous admin experience, if any, do you have?
I used to work here 'til they cut my benefits. After months of trolling the streets and eating garbage, I decided $3/hr was better than nothing. You guys do still pay, right? Hurrr

Are you over 18?
Yes. I am old. And very, very wise. Also humble.

Any skills that can benefit the community?
I want to say "meatshots," but damn, am I rusty. I know a large portion of the community, and am usually pretty level-headed and fair. One time I cleared this guy's 4-foot-tall bong in one good rip.

Are you OK with jumping in an empty server to help populate?
Used to do it on a daily basis.

To which server are you applying for admin?
Funbox2, where baddies get fragged and IT'S FUN.

Forum sign up date?
1993.

Number of forum posts?
Train your gaze upon the number on the right. No, further to the right. Theeeere you go.

Sponsor: Nikki

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Smartassery aside, Godm1n requested I apply for FB2 admin to help keep the games flowing at an enjoyable pace, encourage bloodshed instead of peace (ok, that one might be mine), and of course, exterminate douchebags with acerbity. I know I've been away for a while, and would be understanding if someone vetoes this. I don't feel like I'm entitled to anything, for the record. I'd be perfectly happy to enjoy CSn's servers just as a player, but if I'm capable of helping and y'all want me to, I will.

[Nikki Wolf]

Confirming sponsorship.

[Ninja]

Smeemo has been a very good admin in the past,
and even a head pinkmin like forever ago.

I say yes to him.

[LegendarySurgeon]

What previous admin experience, if any, do you have?
I used to work here 'til they cut my benefits. After months of trolling the streets and eating garbage, I decided $3/hr was better than nothing. You guys do still pay, right? Hurrr

If I recall, we didn't fire you, you quit!

[Smeemo]

That's true, Surgeon. I kind of muddied that fact in my attempt to be witty and make the application enjoyable to read.

But yeah, I quit. My video card was cooked. I had $0.05 to my name. Shit had to change. And it did!

[Ninja]

You have been made a trial admin.

[Smeemo]

Not the best fit for me, I'm afraid. Thanks for the offer, anyhow.