Help-a-noob! I want an unusual team captain w/hearts.

[Guy]

I want an unusual team captain w/hearts. I don't know anything about trading so yea...

How do I get one?
I am not begging, I just want to know what I need to get one... and where.

Danke!

[tehs4ndman]

lmao, u and the rest of the world buddy
first thing i would do, contact one of the 3 people in the world that have it...
then send them 1000 dollars and offer them a blowjob... other than that good luck

[Guy]

My bjs are worth a $1000, just ask my boyfriend.

But srsly... only 3 people? Thats not what the stats say for the hat.

http://tf2stats.net/item/Team-Captain/378/

Hearts are in the top 4.

[tehs4ndman]

My bjs are worth a $1000, just ask my boyfriend.

But srsly... only 3 people? Thats not what the stats say for the hat.

http://tf2stats.net/item/Team-Captain/378/

Hearts are in the top 4.

sorry, 5 ppl http://uhatsearch.appspot.com/hof/type/378/effect/19

[Guy]

Okie I see.
You suck sandman!

Way to dash my dreams. </3

[tehs4ndman]

Okie I see.
You suck sandman!

Way to dash my dreams. </3

lol, thats me!!! mr sandman...kill all my dreams... bum bum bum BUM make them so VICIOUS and NOW KILL ME PLEASE! bum bum bum BUM! give them 2 HITS! CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION! and tell them that your lonely nights AREN'T OVER!

[Guy]

LOL that is epic!

[duck]

sorry guy, im not saying that that hat is out of your league but its out of your league, unless you have about 450 dollars to waste or you get a lucky unbox i doubt it would happen

[Guy]

Guess I will just stick to my ol' dusty one here.

[duck]

anyway guy, your an awesome medic, your too cool for hearts