Personal Info:
1. I live in the Great State of Missouri. Come see our strategic reserve of fat people and corn fields!
2. I am a fat brown man with an indeterminate accent thanks to having traveled to various parts of the world.
3. I took pains to have my real name removed from search engine results. You won't find me even if you type my whole name. I know because I've tried.

4. You won't find me on Facebook, either.
5. I drink coffee. I do not drink alcohol. I do not smoke. I do not do drugs.
6. I have Spanish and Chinese ancetry. One of my ancestors was a naughty friar. Mild NSFW. Another of my ancestors was an exiled Chinese princess who married a Spanish aristocrat.
Anyway, that's it for now.
