Rut roh! I'm no good with intros or outros

[theeHankDough]

Hey yall. I deem it quite possible that I have been fragged, at some point in time, by just about all of you--eww I feel dirty. I run around the servers as DOUGHomatic. I am your favorite medic to pick (damn scouts) and usually try my hardest to absorb your rage when I don't heal you promptly. Bring that boil to a simmer already!

CritSandvich eh? If you guys ever need help with graphic design/layout or html+css+php+java, do let me know--if this shit is all archaic, sorry. My time is pretty sparse these days, but the thought of such a young community on the cusp of feasible adornment is intriguing.

Well now that my awkward formal gesture is taken care of, it's been real.
Please don't heckle and/or throw intarweb objects at me. I used to have feelings.

Dough

[Smeemo]

Hank Dough, Hank Dough gon' ride tonight. Some motherfuckin' bitches gon' die tonight. I said HANK DOUGH, HANK DOUGH gon' ride tonight. Some motherfuckin' bitches gon' die tonight! One cop, two cop, three cop, four! Call for back-up, Hank Dough kill some more! -- The Hank Dough Rap, A Tribute

Dough and I go way back to the early 90's, when we successfully ran an organized gang of young ruffians and ne'er-do-wells until the law finally caught up to us and resulted in our spending most of the years of our youth in a juvenile detention center. Welcome to Crit Sandvich, sir!

[Gho$T]

Woohoo glad you joined the forums and another woohoo,cause he plays a good medic yea im happy

[Level 69 BP]

hey dough thanks for advertising for us in game! it's really nice to have so many people wearing the tag and helping spread the name

Benny is the one working on the website now. I know he's super busy with work, so if he could use your help it would be awesome to have more talented people helping the site

[Ackybur]

Dough,
Benny and I are working on something for the side bar. I'm sure if we need any help on that we'll ask you :3



Glad to see you joined seeing as how you are the calmest medic that has ever healed my dumb ass <33333


-ackybur


p.s
psyk i said calm.

[psyk]

I'm an excitable person...
And I like to communicate everything going on so my shooter has 2 sets of eyes.

[theeHankDough]

Thanks for your warming welcomes, everyone.

@ Smeemo, you forgot the ending phrase of the rap, homie. "He kill so many cops, it aint funny. All HankDough do is f*ck and make money.. money.. money.." all the while standing in a circle, drunk at 4AM and making horrible attempts at free-styling

@ whackyAckybur, keep me posted on the site's development. My skills, though limited, always need sharpening, and I would be happy to help. Collaborating on this sort of project can only amount to constant hilarity for all parties involved.

@ Pysk, your medic logic definitely wins. I am a mediocre doctor at best mostly because I'm not super-chatty-Cathy with the microphone. Ultimately, this results in my pocket being backstabbed or someone getting butthurt that I didn't *pop" or pull a Ms. Cleo by predicting a sniper body-shotting me from across the map.

When will I learn that GAMEZ ARE TEH SERIOUS?!

[psyk]

Lol im not too serious man, but yeah you arent that bad of a medic... I have played it for 3 years in many leagues.
Ill give you hints when I notice stuff, dont have to listen but to each their own =]
also, give me note if you notice something about my play.. I always like to improve.

[NuclearWatermelon]

Welcome to the group, I don't think I've seen you in game, but then again my connection is bad so if you suspiciously high lag on a player, it may be me.

Glad to see someone else who knows PHP/HTML/CSS/etc. I'll be working on updating the forum theme sometime soon, if you know phpbb3 themes and want to help, it would be appreciated.

[Ackybur]

You're already calling me whacky?! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU AR-yeah you're probably right :3