Jesus Christ what am I doing here.

[KarmaNaxter]

No seriously, I don't know

I'm a really bad TF2 player who can't even remember how he found that server

But I like it. I can be terrible here and mostly no one is crying about me.

I'm going to donate by the way, because why not.

Please bear with my lack of skills. I'll just keep being a bad medic, pocketting heavies and disregarding other people on fire with 10 hp left. Because that's what f2P players does. And I'm f2P

[Prof_Schwartz]

Don't worry dude, I suck too! We can suck together!

Oh wait.... that sounds REALLY bad.

Welcome to Critsandvich!!!!

[Rologton]

It's alright, we all start somewhere. I remember the days of going 6 and 22 as Scout...

Don't think that means I won't hunt you like an animal.

Welcome to the community! Stick around here and you'll get better over time.

[Toeknee]

Welcome! This community makes me warm in all the right places.

[medkitz]

Don't worry dude, I suck too! We can suck together!

Oh wait.... that sounds REALLY bad.

Welcome to Critsandvich!!!!

Don't suck with Schwartz, he never shares the lollipop

[Prof_Schwartz]

Don't suck with Schwartz, he never shares the lollipop

That is SO not true! I share my Lollichop with everyone!!! They all look like babies in rainbows and unicorns...

[Fencerboy]

Welcome to the forums!

[Thret]

Welcome!

Seriously though, Schwartz has never given me a lick so I wouldn't take his word.

[Patrid]

Welcome.
Feel free to acquaint yourself to my lawn (chair).

Welcome!

Seriously though, Schwartz has never given me a lick so I wouldn't take his word.

That's because Schwartz saves all the licks for me.