Charge Now Doctor!

by **GLaDOS** » Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:40 pm

Hello. My name is GLaDOS.

I like cake, and it is not a lie.

It's nice to know that other people are participating in a Critsandvich Network Enrichment Center Activity.

It was pleasant meeting some of you.

Saying "See you around in three", two, wait.

One of you ate the cake.

When I said "It was nice meeting some of you" the "nice" was in massive sarcasm quotes. This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you?

Honestly, it's doesn't make feel bad at all... to me. You, on the other hand, are going to find your corpse... a lot less funny.

Please note that I have added a consequence for eating the cake. Any contact with me will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official HLStats record, followed by death.

Thank you for participating. Good luck.

by **GLaDOS** » Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:49 pm

Oh by the way.

Which one you ate the cake?

by **Maringue** » Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:52 pm

I like pie, not cake, so it wasn't me.

Also, welcome to the server! Glad to see you enjoy yourself.

by **GLaDOS** » Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:58 pm

I like forums where they reply within ten minutes

Nice to meet you good sir.

by **Enigma** » Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:15 pm

tl;dr
Anyways, Hello!

by **Gho$T** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 12:39 am

Enigma wrote:tl;dr
Anyways, Hello!

That was like a 5 minute read at tops. :lol:

Welcome to Critsandvich, my friend hope to game with you sometime.

by **Vivi Hill** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 3:51 am

Welcome... at some point I'll be more frequent on the servers. These new peoples sound pretty awesome.

by **psyk** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:35 am

Welcome and I ate the cake because I'm a fat ass cake lover.

by **Failhorse** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 12:06 pm

I enjoy killing this one. It is much fun.

by **Argent** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 12:22 pm

Maringue wrote:I like pie, not cake, so it wasn't me.

Also, welcome to the server! Glad to see you enjoy yourself.

"Cheesecake" is a KIND of pie, in which case it may have been you.

GLaDOS...

not an aimbot I hope?

by **Repoman** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 1:16 pm

I dont trust machines.
Just like HAL.
>:0

by **GLaDOS** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 12:12 am

I maybe might should be not be an aimbot.

My poor poor friend HAL *Plays generic crying sound

psyk I will hunt you.

by **psyk** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 10:05 am

Bring it.

by **Smeemo** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:24 pm

A rogue AI killed my daddy when I was but a lad. So please be understanding if I dominate you mercilessly in the Slayboxes.

by **GLaDOS** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:32 am

Smeemo wrote:A rogue AI killed my daddy when I was but a lad. So please be understanding if I dominate you mercilessly in the Slayboxes.

This is Smeemo, computers make me cry!

Srsly you guys won't find me. Evar.

Which ones do you guys play on? *gets ready to put on troll face mask

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