My friends,
This world is always in a constant conflict among those that refuse to respect and approve of Allah's teachings, the infidels, and those that fight for the righteous glory that is said "Allah". With the power of Allah vested into my genes, I will lead the war-front against these said "infidels" with the power vested in my Jihad Cannon, which shoots Jihad Beams at those unrighteous unbelievers. Me and my curry loving brothers will purify the world against these gypsy's as well, I must warn you all to beware of these lady magician things, as they can cause great harm and turn you into pixy dust. Yes, berry bad.
That is just a simple introduction to what my cause is for. Stay sandy, keep your turban high, and fight for Allah! Berry gud.
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