<insert witty tittle for subject>

[Negus]

so, im NEGUS, (means Ethiopian royalty pertaining to the king so dont freak the fuck out) uhh yeah, been playing for about a month, im ftp, uhhhh you can find me in the fun server, or a saxton / 2fort server most of the time. im an avid lover of hookah, so if there is any other feinds, dont be scared to start a convo about it with me. i hail from Flint mi, for the ones that dont know, worst city in america. and if there isnt an arson or two a night. its a slow night. countless gunshots. one rule of thumb, the hookers and fish have three legs if you want to know any more.. just talk

[VoltySquirrel]

<insert wittle tittle for welcome message>

[Patrid]

volty = input('How many "witty" comments will volty make in this thread');
switch volty
case 1
disp('Fair enough')
otherwise
disp('Expected')
end

cout<<"insert generic welcome message to new member"<<endl;

[Sirnak]

Wow, I didn't understand HALF of your intro message! xD

Welcome.

[Negus]

Wow, I didn't understand HALF of your intro message!

so you dont understand english?

[VoltySquirrel]

Wow, I didn't understand HALF of your intro message!

so you dont understand english?

He's french.

[Negus]

Wow, I didn't understand HALF of your intro message!

so you dont understand english?

He's french.

man now i feel like a douche :C

[Sirnak]

Wow, I didn't understand HALF of your intro message!

so you dont understand english?

He's french.

I'm French Canadian. It's as funny for me to be told I'm French as it is for you to be told you are a Chinese.

man now i feel like a douche :C

lol

Be careful or we'll ban you for racism. XD

[VoltySquirrel]

I'm French Canadian. It's as funny for me to be told I'm French as it is for you to be told you are a Chinese.

I'm Anglo Saxon, thank you very much. Stop getting people's nationalities all mixed up. God, the nerve of some people...

[Sirnak]

I'm French Canadian. It's as funny for me to be told I'm French as it is for you to be told you are a Chinese.

I'm Anglo Saxon, thank you very much. Stop getting people's nationalities all mixed up. God, the nerve of some people...

+1 for delicious irony.

[VoltySquirrel]

I'm French Canadian. It's as funny for me to be told I'm French as it is for you to be told you are a Chinese.

I'm Anglo Saxon, thank you very much. Stop getting people's nationalities all mixed up. God, the nerve of some people...

+1 for delicious irony.

You didn't think it was too obvious?

[AuronV3]

Is it too late to say welcome? O_o

[Negus]

I

put that because you had decent grammar, so me being the typical non thinking american did the whole american thing.

[duck]

hi negus, you know me because im the cool kid with the cool hats,(and cool admin on the cool fun server)

[Negus]

hi negus, you know me because im the cool kid with the cool hats,(and cool admin on the cool fun server)

your hats arnt cool silly, you should know that. they are pixels

[Techercizer]

hi negus, you know me because im the cool kid with the cool hats,(and cool admin on the cool fun server)

your hats arnt cool silly, you should know that. they are pixels

polygons*

[doppelganger]

so, im NEGUS, (means Ethiopian royalty pertaining to the king so dont freak the fuck out) uhh yeah, been playing for about a month, im ftp, uhhhh you can find me in the fun server, or a saxton / 2fort server most of the time. im an avid lover of hookah, so if there is any other feinds, dont be scared to start a convo about it with me. i hail from Flint mi, for the ones that dont know, worst city in america. and if there isnt an arson or two a night. its a slow night. countless gunshots. one rule of thumb, the hookers and fish have three legs if you want to know any more.. just talk

Come on, don't be over dramatic, Flint is like the 5th worst city in the US... Battlecreek is the worst. Welcome to the forums, prob wont see me cause I admin the Slayboxes but always good to see another Michigander.

[Negus]

hi negus, you know me because im the cool kid with the cool hats,(and cool admin on the cool fun server)

your hats arnt cool silly, you should know that. they are pixels

polygons*

screen pixels

so, im NEGUS, (means Ethiopian royalty pertaining to the king so dont freak the fuck out) uhh yeah, been playing for about a month, im ftp, uhhhh you can find me in the fun server, or a saxton / 2fort server most of the time. im an avid lover of hookah, so if there is any other feinds, dont be scared to start a convo about it with me. i hail from Flint mi, for the ones that dont know, worst city in america. and if there isnt an arson or two a night. its a slow night. countless gunshots. one rule of thumb, the hookers and fish have three legs if you want to know any more.. just talk

Come on, don't be over dramatic, Flint is like the 5th worst city in the US... Battlecreek is the worst. Welcome to the forums, prob wont see me cause I admin the Slayboxes but always good to see another Michigander.

http://www.theatlantic.com/national/arc ... 3/#slide10

i win this one. and yes its always good to see another michigander

[doppelganger]

http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2011/05/the-10-most-dangerous-cities-in-america/239513/#slide10

i win this one. and yes its always good to see another michigander

http://www.neighborhoodscout.com/neighb ... dangerous/

Looks like my memory served me wrong... regardless, Michigan has more dangerous cities than any other country in the US... does that make us more hardcore than those from the Bronx...? 'Cause, well, Dutch farmers are pretty intimidating...