You're a loose cannon sandvich, but you're a damn good cop!

by **Koffing** » Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:43 am

I only wanted to make a topic in the replay forum, but G0DM1N peer-pressured me into making an introduction. SO HERE I GO.
I'm that guy in the slaybox who rarely accomplishes anything except as Spy but never leaves anyway. I like playing Team Fortress 2 and watching shark porn, sometimes at the same time.

Also,

12:36 AM - G0DM1N: Just say "Sup im Koffing, unlike weezing who has 3 balls due to his mother doing drugs while she pregnant, I'm actually a hero because I survived ball cancer"

TAKE THAT, SANDMAN.

Website · by **GoDM1N** » Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:48 am

Yea fuck Weezing, people just give him prizes but what has he ever actually done other than being born with 3 balls? Koffing is my fucking hero, he actually survived CANCER. Cancer in his nuts, and they took the mother fucking left one, THATS THE BEST FUCKING ONE. Ask any man here "would you rather lose your left or right nut?" They'll always say right! You know why? Because the left one always hangs lower than the right and that makes them look bigger, if you lost the left one you know what you'd have? Small balls. So fuck Weezing and his 3 balled ass.

Oh and welcome to the community

http://www.youtube.com/user/tehs4ndman · by **tehs4ndman** » Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:16 am

lol, weezings 3 balls destroy the SHIT out of koffings one, ill accept u for ur one lonely ball, but ALWAYS know who the better for the pokemon are! welcome

by **Trauma Advocate** » Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:42 am

by **Sirnak** » Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:47 am

I'm pretty to have played with you in the past. If I remember correctly, you were once the main reason why our Blu team could barely leave their spawn as you'd backstab the shit out of every Heavy before they could have a chance to fight, nor to mention anybody else. Well, welcome. :3

They call me Spy-monkey.

Trauma Advocate wrote:Hi.

Lol. You aren't a preliminary guy, are ya? That's why I like you.

(Wait. Did that sound gay? O.o;)

by **Koffing** » Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:48 pm

Sirnak wrote:I'm pretty to have played with you in the past. If I remember correctly, you were once the main reason why our Blu team could barely leave their spawn as you'd backstab the shit out of every Heavy before they could have a chance to fight, nor to mention anybody else.

As much as I'd like to take credit for that, I doubt that was me. Generally if something awesome happens, I had nothing to do with it.

by **Rustic Apple** » Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:43 am

Sirnak wrote:(Wait. Did that sound gay? O.o;)

Just a little :lol:

Also, HAI! I recall seeing you around hurr. Welcome! To the China Club!

by **Patrid** » Thu Jun 02, 2011 12:31 pm

Welcome! I remember you as that guy who basically lives in my sticky traps

And no, that was not meant to be an innuendo.

by **duck** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:22 pm

welcome. i to have seen you in the sb. im rapiddash and i can kill you

by **xbawkzes** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 6:58 pm

Although I haven't seen you around because I never go in the Slayboxes ever, I'm going to come and say Hi, and also mention that

Your avatar gives me fucking nightmares.

Welcome.

by **Koffing** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 7:12 pm

xbawkzes wrote:Your avatar gives me fucking nightmares.

I'm so sorry.

by **Vivi Hill** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 11:22 pm

Welcome, and thanks for the donation

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