Hey wankas
Can't believe i haven't done this already
Failhorse wrote:
Realisticly no one can top that.
Maringue wrote:
To be fair, if I had to come down to the studio and sit in the green room for an hour or two with dipshits like Ben Stiller, only to find out that I got punk'd by a talentless douchebag like Kimble, I'd be fucking livid as well.
Seriously, how does Jimmy Kimble get work? He's not funny, attractive or a good actor. Apparently his biggest talent is to fuck Sarah Silverman, who hasn't done anything since her show got canceled. He must have pictures of the studio execs gangbanging a group of underage girl scouts while jamming pieces of the American flag in their asses and lighting them on fire.
GoDM1N wrote:Maringue wrote:
To be fair, if I had to come down to the studio and sit in the green room for an hour or two with dipshits like Ben Stiller, only to find out that I got punk'd by a talentless douchebag like Kimble, I'd be fucking livid as well.
Seriously, how does Jimmy Kimble get work? He's not funny, attractive or a good actor. Apparently his biggest talent is to fuck Sarah Silverman, who hasn't done anything since her show got canceled. He must have pictures of the studio execs gangbanging a group of underage girl scouts while jamming pieces of the American flag in their asses and lighting them on fire.
actually it was a joke and they were both in on it.
You DO have to feel sorry for Matt however because everywhere he goes he hears "MATT DAMON!"
Sirnak wrote:GoDM1N wrote:Maringue wrote:
To be fair, if I had to come down to the studio and sit in the green room for an hour or two with dipshits like Ben Stiller, only to find out that I got punk'd by a talentless douchebag like Kimble, I'd be fucking livid as well.
Seriously, how does Jimmy Kimble get work? He's not funny, attractive or a good actor. Apparently his biggest talent is to fuck Sarah Silverman, who hasn't done anything since her show got canceled. He must have pictures of the studio execs gangbanging a group of underage girl scouts while jamming pieces of the American flag in their asses and lighting them on fire.
actually it was a joke and they were both in on it.
You DO have to feel sorry for Matt however because everywhere he goes he hears "MATT DAMON!"
Indeed, you are right. Matt should be a great add to our people around here. :3
Well, I might be the first one to proplerly welcome you, but welcome Matt! xD You are good. I like healing you when I'm Medic. Let's kill stuff together again sometime. :3
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