Spoonyness

[SpoonFox]

Hello, some of you hate my guts, some of you like me, I'm Spoon. I hail from servers unknown and some known, or something. I'll be your tourguide through shittery, assholery, and other foul languages.

I am infact a gay, so yes, I am indeed a ******, I censor such because you know what it means and I don't want to type it. Need to get out of the habit of saying it myself.

I am -not- a furry like some have some to believe. I am a game enthusiast and game developer. In short. I am not the fox, I am the spoon.

I am 24 years old (as of January 17th).

I do have some mental problems, but I'll get over it 8D

I am not the spy who took your sandvich. I am the spy who took your boyfriend.

Saxton Hale owes me a buck fifty.

I live in the east coast.

I enjoy lighting things on fire, but I am not an arsonist.

I am an experienced moderator, game master, and administrator.

My father is also an administrator (whoo, runs in the family >.>; We administer idiots so you don't have to!)

I want to become a chef when I 'grow up' (aka move out)

I have an autistic brother, so yes, I take high offense to using 'autism' as a reference to insult (Much like one might use 'retarded'), my brother is currently 7 years old, so I have to help take care of him.

I am a mathematical genius, but I don't care, likely you do not either.

Sandvich is not the spy, Dalakohs Bar is the Spy!

And some final words...
Don't fucking do the 'umad' 'raginggamer' and all that shit to me. Know why? Because it isn't funny, it isn't cool, it's pathetic. Truly pathetic, unoriginal, and childish. You want to insult me? COME UP WITH YOUR OWN MATERIAL! Then I'll be insulted and you'll enjoy it.
Imagination, bitches, Learn it.

If this post needs censoring, let me know and I'll censor it.

If you have any questions, let me know.

And yes, I am vulgar, I am an arse, and I don't take bullcrap from anyone, much like George Carlin.

EDIT: Those of you who question the Japanese on my name, it means "Saji Kitsune" or "Spoon Fox". No, I am not a 'weeaboo', I have a Japanese Bloodline. Deal with it.

[Enigma]

Welcome to the forums.

[Vivi Hill]

Welcome. This guy has spent a good deal of time entertaining me on Steam with his long-winded post flurries. Glad you've joined the forums!

[SpoonFox]

Welcome. This guy has spent a good deal of time entertaining me on Steam with his long-winded post flurries. Glad you've joined the forums!

Only when I'm on Caffeine, good sir!

[Nikki Wolf]

I've seen you in the fun server. Konnichiwa, Spoon-san.

[Toaster]

Never saw you before





































but I'm already in love

[Toaster]

I've seen you in the fun server. Konnichiwa, Spoon-san.

spoon chan? o.O

[duck]

welcome. come by the trade server sometime