hey im stopitdad lol

[stopitdad]

Hi my name is "Stopitdad", im a "Hard Ass" like my best friend Sandman... the only friend I've ever had. It all started back two summers ago when i starting having trouble in school. All my friends started making fun of me in front of their other friends so I stopped talking to them. I started walking home and it felt like a cloud of rain was above my head..raining down..on pitiful soul. I never knew love, what does it taste like? How does it feel? I guess ill never know because when i thought i was safe at home... I wasn't. I came in one sunny afternoon to find that my favorite pink hat was in the garbage can and my father had eaten all my Batman Popsicles'. He stared me in the eyes and said son, stop being a loser and grow up. I was 17 then. He started orally abusing me and that's when it hit me, there is no love in this world, there is no one that will fully appreciate your unique gifts and blessings. My father always made fun of me and told me I would never get laid. Well because of you dad... who never gave me the courage and support other sons have. Now as i walked this lonely path one day I got on Team Fortress 2, a favorite of my cousins, and met this dandy fellow named Sandman. He then took me in as his wolf cub and raised me into a man. Now i stopped wearing my panties and I threw away the Thomas the "choo-choo" Train slippers that I for so long had cherished and I finally scored with 3, yes, 3 amazingly beautiful women in one night! So thank you Sandman for helping me grow my dick, and thank you for being the father I never had, you are truly a gift, bless you and bless this community for also taking me in. I hope that forever my balls will be strong and endure the challenges life throws at me.

trololololol hi.

[tehs4ndman]

this is all true...

[rozik13]

HEY WHY DIDN'T YOU MENTION ME IN YOUR POST? I KNOW I WAS A SPECIAL PERSON IN YOUR LIFE BUT YOU DIDN'T MENTION ME. WHAT'S WRONG? WHAT DID I DO? SANDMAN IS TEACHING ME HOW TO PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2.

[stopitdad]

Baby get outta here your ruinin' my post!

[Echoplex]

Batman sucks homes thats ur problem

[tehs4ndman]

Batman sucks homes thats ur problem

how DARE u diss on the EPICNESS and deliciousness of BATMAN FUCKING POPSICLES!!! you will pay in the name of JUSTICE!

[Strongside]

you will pay in the name of JUSTICE!

How do you define justice because my dad says Justice can only be found with some elbow grease and some good vodka and a drunk driver and a farmers market and a andaaa

[Sirnak]

I'm a Frenchman (same origin as TNT).

Welcome. :3

[Scooty]

TL;DR

[Harri]

Oh hai! I think I remember kicking your ass in lobby the other day

[Mike808]

Oh hai! I think I remember kicking your ass in lobby the other day

dont be mean they are all like a month into the game haha

[Ackybur]

Batman sucks homes thats ur problem

I love you biggity bearararararararar! :3

[rawkies]

Had me till the end. Welcome.

I've seen you on West Coast, you are good.

[mrProtagonist]

Batman sucks a lot of dicks. I'm Mormon Jesus.

[Stopitdad1]

dumb bitches ruinin my thread