Pokemon Go

[megamoose]

WHERE IS MY POKEMON GO IN THE US? STUPID NEW ZEALAND / AUSTRALIA HAVE IT BUT NOT THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.

Now tht my rant is over, no, I don't want to download the APK file cause I feel like that's illegal. Anyone besides me HYPED fro it?

[Balubish]

What is Pokemon?

[L0wsound]

https://play.google.com/store/apps/deta ... .pokemongo
my reaction:
oh it's made by Niantic, that sounds familiar *clicks to see what else they made*
OH they made Ingress.

Probably answers all the questions I had about PKMGO


And who can forget the micro transactions

[HausOfJoel]

I CAUGHT A JYNX FIRST POKEMON

[flufffage]

the nearest pokemon are literally 3 ticks away like lol its too dark to go walking in the woods now, i'd probably get eaten by an irl monster so im just gonna be sad until tomorrow

[HausOfJoel]

the nearest pokemon are literally 3 ticks away like lol its too dark to go walking in the woods now, i'd probably get eaten by an irl monster so im just gonna be sad until tomorrow

I've caught 7 Pokemon without having to leave my apartment lol

[Rumors]

I caught a Squirtle! ^_^

[flufffage]

i started with charmander, of course.
caught a koffing in my garage last night (i find this location hilarious)
i had to go on an hour long walk this morning to get more
now i have like 6 weedles (so many more i didn't catch), three zubats, a diglett, three pidgeys, a paras, a drowzee, a pidgeotto, two rattatas, two spearows, a venonat, a kingler, a caterpie AND I GOT AN EVEE IM SO HAPPY
there's an oddish in my neighbors yard somewhere and i want it but i dont want to get arrested for trespassing

[L0wsound]

there's an oddish in my neighbors yard somewhere and i want it but i dont want to get arrested for trespassing

Just don't forget to check both ways when crossing the street..

[flufffage]

there's an oddish in my neighbors yard somewhere and i want it but i dont want to get arrested for trespassing

Just don't forget to check both ways when crossing the street..

The kingler was in the middle of the street, dumb crab. Its ok theres like no one driving in my neighborhood this time of day

[Lia_Rein]

'Your device isn't compatible with this version.' Wut and how fix?

[Ron Swansons Stache]

Gamechanger. Literally left my office to pick up a jigglypuff, also have my starting charmander as well as a krabby.

I just wanna reach level five so I can battle!

[HausOfJoel]

I got Balbasaur
2x Drowsee
2x Eevee
3x Gastly
Goldeen
Jynx
4x Pidgey
Pidgeotto
3x Rattata
Sparrow
3x Weedle

and my office is a gym lol

I need to get more Gastly so I can evolve them like I did to my Pidgey

[Lia_Rein]

Ooooh, I should be good to go once it officially releases here (supposedly in about 3 weeks)

[Poppet]

My brother caught a Charmander first. He nearly went out at 2am to go find a nearby Clefairy.

[megamoose]

Ooooh, I should be good to go once it officially releases here (supposedly in about 3 weeks)

Oh yeah, you're UK... Sedfece.

I went on a quick food run and I dont have many pokemon. I have like...
2x Weedle
2x Eevee
2x Pidgey
1x Rattata
1x Squirtle
1x Caterpie
1x Zubat

[flufffage]

Turns out work has a perfect farming spot, three pokestops, and a gym just in our building. Too bad the servers are still too unstable to get any decent farming dne. Got an ekans and a clefairy tho

[flufffage]

leaves this here and swims away
i'm sorry its such a big pic

[HausOfJoel]

excuse me your Vaporeon is XS and underweight pls feed and treat better

[Poppet]

excuse me your Vaporeon is XS and underweight pls feed and treat better

The average Vaporeon is about 29 kg and 1.0m. That one is a 1/3 of the weight it should be on top of being taller so it should be heavier than normal too.

Please feed your pokemon.

http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-xy/134.shtml

[flufffage]

calm down its just vertically and gravitationally challenged
(like me)

[1#Scrub]

[flufffage]

joke's on you i walked 2k in the real world to hatch a squirtle

[fingerman]

http://imgur.com/gallery/tbKF5

[Balubish]

joke's on you i walked 2k in the real world to hatch a squirtle

2k? 2inches, 2cm? 2yards) 2000feet? 2km? also squirtle?

[megamoose]

http://imgur.com/gallery/tbKF5

Hope that's not you lol.

In other news, why do pokemon never come near my place of residence :L

[flufffage]

joke's on you i walked 2k in the real world to hatch a squirtle

2k? 2inches, 2cm? 2yards) 2000feet? 2km? also squirtle?

2km sorry your abbreviations are dumb
Squirtle :

[L0wsound]

http://imgur.com/gallery/tbKF5

http://i.imgur.com/eJptwF7.png

[L0wsound]

pr0 tips:
https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comment ... on/d56hlsg

this person is not wrong.
>.>


and owned, or.. played like a fiddle?

[Ron Swansons Stache]

For anyone who's slow to the punch SUPPOSEDLY there's an easter egg where if you keep ignoring the 3 starter Pokemon who show up when you first start the game eventually a Pikachu will appear as a starter choice alongside them, you just need to keep moving with them on the screen.

Not sure if it's been proven false or not but I'm reading it all over.

[Lia_Rein]

For anyone who's slow to the punch SUPPOSEDLY there's an easter egg where if you keep ignoring the 3 starter Pokemon who show up when you first start the game eventually a Pikachu will appear as a starter choice alongside them, you just need to keep moving with them on the screen.

Not sure if it's been proven false or not but I'm reading it all over.

'Slow to the punch' aka European

[L0wsound]

Pokemon Go and Niantic can now:

Read all your email
Send email as you
Access all your Google drive documents (including deleting them)
Look at your search history and your Maps navigation history
Access any private photos you may store in Google Photos
And a whole lot more

http://adamreeve.tumblr.com/post/147120 ... urity-risk

[SnakeShesh]

Pokemon Go and Niantic can now:

Read all your email
Send email as you
Access all your Google drive documents (including deleting them)
Look at your search history and your Maps navigation history
Access any private photos you may store in Google Photos
And a whole lot more

http://adamreeve.tumblr.com/post/147120 ... urity-risk

Here's the full statement Niantic provided to The Verge:

"We recently discovered that the Pokémon GO account creation process on iOS erroneously requests full access permission for the user’s Google account. However, Pokémon Go only accesses basic Google profile information (specifically, your User ID and email address) and no other Google account information is or has been accessed or collected. Once we became aware of this error, we began working on a client-side fix to request permission for only basic Google profile information, in line with the data that we actually access. Google has verified that no other information has been received or accessed by Pokémon Go or Niantic. Google will soon reduce Pokémon Go’s permission to only the basic profile data that Pokémon Go needs, and users do not need to take any actions themselves."

[L0wsound]

no other Google account information is or has been accessed or collected.

a history of cheating

[Lia_Rein]

So doing this when I get it

[Kaiuu]

My local park has 3 pokestops and a gym, and Its weird cuz you'll see literally every type of person there. Like 8 year old kids playing with their parents, a person walking a dog, a college couple. People are really casual and friendly about it too, had a guy and his buddy who were jogging stop and ask me and my friend if we had caught anything.

Anyways, found a hitmonlee

[Lia_Rein]

[L0wsound]

My local park has 3 pokestops and a gym, and Its weird cuz you'll see literally every type of person there. Like 8 year old kids playing with their parents, a person walking a dog, a college couple. People are really casual and friendly about it too, had a guy and his buddy who were jogging stop and ask me and my friend if we had caught anything.

Anyways, found a hitmonlee

WTF Kaiu charge your phone.

[SnakeShesh]

WTF Kaiu charge your phone.

You can save Battery and Data Consumption by Downloading your city's map through google maps:

Step 1: Launch the Google Maps application on your smartphone.
Step 2: Navigate to “Settings” and tap on “Offline Maps.” Tap the “Plus” sign.
Step 3: Search for your area and then Pan and Zoom the resulting map to your liking. We recommend that you save the map for your entire city.

I've had it on for a couple of days and it actually works. Using it for about an hour instead of 40% Battery it takes only like 15%.

[HausOfJoel]

These came out of my womb and I'm proud of them (I hatched them after walking 6k miles each)




Also caught a Dratini and there was a porygon somewhere near me but couldn't find it.

[Poppet]

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments ... the_tired/

[flufffage]

My legacy.

[Ron Swansons Stache]

My legacy.

Ahaha this is about on par with a guy near me named "HugePenisGuy69" who refuses to give up control of a local church. He has an absurdly high-powered Vaporeon and has been there for days. Commitment to trolling.

These came out of my womb and I'm proud of them (I hatched them after walking 6k miles each)

6,000 miles each?! HOLY FUCK, YOU MUST BE IN INSANE SHAPE.

[HausOfJoel]

this is awk idk why i put a k infront of miles. If i walked 6,000 miles i would prob not be here.

Also this is pretty go Mystic

[megamoose]

TEAM MYSTIC REPRESENT

[SnakeShesh]

Nahhh, Its all about

Team Instinct

[flufffage]

[Poppet]

[Lia_Rein]

Pokemon Go is finally out in the UK... now I just need to get a phone that can upgrade to the necessary ios >.>

[Balubish]

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments ... the_tired/

Love it!

[Lia_Rein]

I have now obtained the means to play pokemon go but servers are down T.T
If I do the thing to have pikachu as a starter can I still find a charmander relatively easily? Cuz... charmander.
The famous mountain where I live has a pokemon gym... time to dominate >.>
Also apparently some girl found a dead body while playing pokemon go.

[Balubish]

[Balubish]

[Poppet]

[Balubish]

Cant install it on my Samsung S3 4G, shit to old i think, which is weird.

But at the time trying I learned how to find where my phone is in the world without using GPS on the phone, were kinda scary.
Got map and beeping area, within 35meters accuracy.

[L0wsound]

But at the time trying I learned how to find where my phone is in the world without using GPS on the phone, were kinda scary.
Got map and beeping area, within 35meters accuracy.

heh if you've ever used your phone Android for GPS sign in here - https://www.google.ca/maps/timeline

[1#Scrub]

There is a HUGE difference between playing on a college campus and playing in a small town surrounded by cornfields. Also my phone is really shitty and crashes half the time I try to catch a pokemon ;_;

[Hooked]

It's probably not your phone, the servers have been shit lately. Pokeballs freezing happens to everyone all the time and sometimes you just randomly have to restart the game otherwise it doesn't work.

[1#Scrub]

It's probably not your phone, the servers have been shit lately. Pokeballs freezing happens to everyone all the time and sometimes you just randomly have to restart the game otherwise it doesn't work.

Idk I was playing with my sister at the time and she never crashed. But the problem with it being stuck on the loading screen at 25% is a server side problem I was told.

[flufffage]

It won't install on android devices with Intel something something processors.

As for pokeballs freezing, dont close the app. Wait for the little white GPS pokeballs in the top left, it'll buffer and dissappear, then come back, buffer again and dissappear again. If it does the second, you've caught the pokemon. If not, you're fucked, sorry.

[Balubish]

Yes im fucking bored at work and have very little to do on vacation time. So find funny ass shit like this instead

[Lia_Rein]

Pokestop in my hometown:

[Lia_Rein]

BOOP #InstinctFTW

[TH3_SHAD0W_SAMUR4I]

BOOP #InstinctFTW

oh, thought i was the game theorist here.

[Lia_Rein]

Wup
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSilphRoad/c ... _incoming/

[Hooked]

[Lia_Rein]

Just had this conversation on my local Pokemon go page: #awkward

[Lia_Rein]

00:13 - George Harrison: post something on the forums because its kinda depressing rn

I caught this today:

[1#Scrub]

[flufffage]

[-Real-PeopledMage]

Anybody know a good way to farm for candies in this game? I got a pinsir and have a less amount of candy.

[Lia_Rein]

Hatching gets you more, and using pinap berries. I find getting stardust the most annoying thing!