DWARF FORTRESS

[Argent]

Dr. Urist McDoctorbeard: "What is the problem with you, madam?"
Urist McPregnant: "I think I'm pregnant, and YOU'RE THE FATHER!"
Dr. Urist McDoctorbeard: "BUT WE'VE NEVER MET BEFORE!"
Ursit McPregnant: "THAT NEVER MATTERS!"

Does anyone else here play this crack-inspired graphic-less game?

[LegendarySurgeon]

But of course! Hence my in-game names of:

☺ Legendary Surgeon
and
☺ Dabbling Conversationalist

the ☺ is a dwarf. (Surgeon and Conversationalist are actual in-game skills and Legendary and Dabbling are the highest and lowest attainable ranks respectively) I used to change my name all the time depending on which class (eg. ☺ Adequate Marksman, ☺ Competent Milker, etc.) I was playing but that was remarkably cumbersome and these two were the names I liked the best.

☺ Dabbling Conversationalist was my heavy name tag, it just seemed the most appropriate.

[Argent]

Lawl legendary surgeon. I always thought that was just 'cause you play medic a lot.
This is now like, eight times funnier I don't think I've noticed your being Dabbling Conversationalist though.

[LegendarySurgeon]

Because I main medic I usually go by ☺ Legendary Surgeon but when I eventually get tired of battle medic-ing and decide to go not medic for a while I usually switch to ☺ Dabbling Conversationalist. But as you've seen MOST of the time I'm medic-ing it up ^_^