Nametag Gravitas

[squar3d]

So just wanted to see what everyone has been naming their weps/descriptions. Just list your weapons and what you renamed and or described them as.

Eternal Reward - Best Friends Forever
Kritzkreig - Merry Krtizmas
Medigun - Obama care
Eyelander - Sword of a thousand truths -"As foretold by Salzman the Accountant"
Claidheamh Mòr- Biggorn's Sword

[Echoplex]

Kritzrieg - Roargasm
Sticky Launcher - One More Sticky (e.g. Echoplex is carrying one more sticky)

[Amplify]

Professionnal's Panama - An average panama bought by an average man in an average shop. - (professionnal's panama)
Average Sniper Rifle - An average sniper riffle made for an average professionnal killer. - (sniper rifle)
Flame Trower - Sometime fire happens - (flame trower) → Should have put that on my degreaser.
IDON'TKNOWHOWTOAIMGUN - (scattergun)

[Mike808]

Medi-gun: Get Me Points Bitch <3
Medi-gun: Taking You For a Walk
Krits: 100% Random Krit Generator
Scatter Gun: I cant aim but i can dodge Discription: you must really suck if you got killed by my pittiful aim

[Vivi Hill]

"The Good Time" -- "200 degrees, that's why they call me Mr. Celsius, traveling at c!" (degreaser, which happens to be a secret saxton from Gho$t)

[Failhorse]

I named my caber "your moms tampon"
Description didn't require changing.
High yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it.
ect ect.

Also received a great named caber from Watermelon.
Use that one for my BOOOOOM comments in game.

[NuclearWatermelon]

Engineer Pistol: A little less gun
Frying Pan: Volty's Electric Frying Pan (Volty has a similarly named one...)
Frontier Justice: Crit Cannon (given as a gift, after me mentioning wanting to name it that many times)
Rocket Launcher: Irradiated Fruit Launcher (given as a gift to me) Description: WARNING: Do not eat the ammunition
Jag: Watermelon's Jag (also a gift) Description: Stolen from Chernobyl's Watermelon Patch

[duck]

scotsman skullcutter: "your mothers razor"
backburner: "suprise butt secks" description" its not rape if you yell suprise"
spy knife: "well its off to see your mother"
v. brain slug: "sammy the slug" desc. "sammy enjoys long walks on the beach and burning your flesh..." (best hat ever)
unusual festive tree w/ ghost "the ghosts of christmas past" desc "they allready defeated the ghost busters :O"
unusual merry weather w/ green energy "desc" "when pyro was a child they pushed him in nuclear waste. now he wants revenge :O

[Nikki Wolf]

I only tagged two weapons in my whole life. (yeah, I just got laughed at by laughingwhores.jpg)

Brass Beast - Vintage Gold-Plated Banjo (referenced to my Chemistry teacher's instrument, since I couldn't come up with anything else)
Sandvich (I don't own this one anymore, because I crafted it) - Cold Cut Ham & Death Sandwich

[Toaster]

Sniper rifle: Skill Cannon
Snipe shield: Anti-Noob
Scattergun: Get in that ass

[LegendarySurgeon]

medi-gun: "Hello Kitty Band-Aids" - Because you are just THAT manly
vintage ubersaw: "Vintage Humiliator -You should feel ashamed for letting yourself get killed like this

[Vintage Cholent]

I own a Lvl. 95 Huntsman Called "The Heavy Metal Huntsman of Doom"
A Cloak and Dagger called "Cloak Dagger of the elite backstabber"

[Maringue]

Forgot who's this was, but it was for the medi-gun: "Unlicensed particle accelerator"