Gentlemen. Put on your tinfoil hats.

[megamoose]

The scout is the heavy's long lost son.
When Heavy and his wife went back to Russia, they forgot poor old scout. Scout was born in such a bad place, and wants to get rid of his father, proven in the "Meet the Scout" video.

[Lime_Flavored_Dragon]

Pyro is this

[Smeemo]

Did you make that, Lime? I.. want.. that.

[Lime_Flavored_Dragon]

Did you make that, Lime? I.. want.. that.

I did make it, and it's supposed to be released soon IF I CAN THINK OF NAMES FOR THE ITEMS IN THE SET THAT ARE LACKING NAMES

[Saber]

WE'LL HELP

[Lime_Flavored_Dragon]

This hat



This badge

[Smeemo]

I cannot think of the deep sea without shuddering at the nameless things that may at this very moment be crawling and floundering on its slimy bed, worshipping their ancient stone idols and carving their own detestable likenesses on submarine obelisks of water-soaked granite. I dream of a day when they may rise above the billows to drag down in their reeking talons the remnants of puny, war-exhausted mankind—of a day when the land shall sink, and the dark ocean floor shall ascend amidst universal pandemonium.

[Shotgunbob]

It turns out Pyro is Gabe Newell and that the flamethrower is running on the hopes and dreams of Half Life fans.

[MamaWeegee]

Hat: Cuddler's Cuttlefish

For those warm nights next to the burning piles of your enemies.
Almost sounds like home

[Lime_Flavored_Dragon]

Hat: Cuddler's Cuttlefish

For those warm nights next to the burning piles of your enemies.
Almost sounds like home

I like that but it needs more alien

Maybe something like "Cuddly Creature"

[MamaWeegee]

Hat: Cuddler's Cuttlefish

For those warm nights next to the burning piles of your enemies.
Almost sounds like home

I like that but it needs more alien

Maybe something like "Cuddly Creature"

XD I just thought it sorta looked like a cuttlefish. Cuddly Companion? The Cuddly Creature from yet a different world?(Longest hat name ever)

[Lime_Flavored_Dragon]

Just got this and I thought it was awesome

11:31 PM - Mr. Widdle: The Cold-Blooded Cuddler.

[megamoose]

So, this turns from conspiracy theories to Lime's names for his set..

[MamaWeegee]

Just got this and I thought it was awesome

11:31 PM - Mr. Widdle: The Cold-Blooded Cuddler.

I approve

And yes... yes it did

[Lime_Flavored_Dragon]

Yes it did. Go back to theories

... After you name my badge. Kthxbai

[Smeemo]

Don't the kids still read Lovecraft? Dagon's Dermis.

[Mr. Widdle]

inb4 the pyro is a woman

and you're welcome for the random burst of genius

[Smeemo]

Haha, way to bring the thread back on track, Nannerpus.