Look at you tiny-itty-bitty men running from sandvich!

by **Vetos** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:07 pm

IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING~

http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=8260

by **Thret** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:21 pm

I can't wait to see the hilarity they cooked up with Meet The Pyro! So much awesome!

by **Shotgunbob** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:32 pm

On the main Doomsday page with the clock if you scroll down to the banana and click it you can view the 'poopy joe' files. The first 2-3 pages were already out but the rest seem new.

by **Guy** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 1:59 pm

I gotta get a fan for my shitty computer, so I can log on.

by **Saber** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 2:06 pm

POOPY JOE WALLPAPER

by **Prof_Schwartz** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 2:40 pm

cant wait!!!

by **SovietPanda** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 2:45 pm

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

by **Bagger Vance** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 3:27 pm

New game mode, consider my body reggie

by **Necro Wes** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:35 pm

by **Rologton** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 5:35 pm

Dat Sniper set...

The other weapons... Kinda meh. That Scattergun looks pretty suck, although the Model rules.

And why is the Pyro getting only one weapon on his big update? There better be more tomorrow or there will be SO MUCH PYRAGE.

by **MamaWeegee** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:07 pm

Rologton wrote:Dat Sniper set...

The other weapons... Kinda meh. That Scattergun looks pretty suck, although the Model rules.

And why is the Pyro getting only one weapon on his big update? There better be more tomorrow or there will be SO MUCH PYRAGE.

Why would you want to give pyro more weapons? O_O

by **Lime_Flavored_Dragon** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:42 pm

MamaWeegee wrote:
Rologton wrote:Dat Sniper set...

The other weapons... Kinda meh. That Scattergun looks pretty suck, although the Model rules.

And why is the Pyro getting only one weapon on his big update? There better be more tomorrow or there will be SO MUCH PYRAGE.

Why would you want to give pyro more weapons? O_O

Why would you want to give the SOLDIER more weapons?

by **medkitz** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:56 pm

Stupid update, pyro doesn't need another freaking flare gun. give him a flamethrower designed for m2 without ruining the skill it takes to use it properly.

Website · by **Nikki Wolf** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:19 pm

I WANT THAT SMG! D: (just as much as I want Ghost/Gold Gorz in Yugioh)

by **WNxPurge** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:57 pm

Surprise! Only 2 good weapons! Neither of them are for pyro!

by **Prof_Schwartz** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:38 am

That lawn chair looks kinda cool. 3 rockets? Cmon thats kinda awesome. as for the flare gun, ehhhhh. And no more scout jumping it seems.

by **Guy** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:49 am

They really need to do pyro right... don't bust an uber update and have solly steal the light.

Oh here are some new pyro weapons... AND 20 NEW SOLLY WEAPONS!!!!

PPPPYROOOMAINAAAA AWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEA!!

btw we nurfed pyro in to uselessness lulz nubz

by **Bagger Vance** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 9:03 am

Stupid update, pyro doesn't need another freaking flare gun. give him a flamethrower designed for m2 without ruining the skill it takes to use it properly.

Stupid update, why doesn't valve make the exact weapons that I want in the game

by **medkitz** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:42 pm

Bagger Vance wrote:
Stupid update, pyro doesn't need another freaking flare gun. give him a flamethrower designed for m2 without ruining the skill it takes to use it properly.

Stupid update, why doesn't valve make the exact weapons that I want in the game

30% less afterburn
50% faster switch
15% less damage
Airblast is 5 ammo rather 20
5% more bullet damage taken
10% less explosive damage taken

by **stanley** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:01 pm

+10000000000 for the lovin spoonful

by **Bagger Vance** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:01 pm

That video was so confusing, and they didn't show his face.

by **SovietPanda** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:04 pm

I can't take pyro seriously anymore.

by **Vetos** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:09 pm

by **Boler** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:10 pm

Pyro is my new favorite class.

Also I'm pretty sure this was based of a creepypasta I saw a long time ago.

And why in the hell would you want to see his/her face? It would only completely destroy every personality trait surrounding the class.

by **Saber** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:15 pm

KITAAAAAAA MOTHERFUCKAHSA

by **Bagger Vance** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:16 pm

Also, source filmmaker.

by **Thret** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:17 pm

I didn't want to see his face but what the fuck? I'm disappointed.

by **TheMcGib** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:18 pm

disappointed but at the same time amazed
all in all pretty pleased

by **Echoplex** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:31 pm

I loved it v( '_')v

by **Wakka** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:33 pm

i cant imagine a better meet the pyro

by **Smeemo** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:51 pm

by **Drawed** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:59 pm

I said it to Vetos, and I'll say it to all of you.

As a Pyro that considers themselves rather proficient at reflects, this new rocket launcher is a reflecting Pyro's wet dream.

by **Rologton** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 7:21 pm

I can't be the only one that completely loves Meet the Pyro.

First of all, I didn't want to see his face. Part of what makes him so fun as a character, not just as a class, is just how creepy he really is, and honestly, this video did it perfectly. Just think about how badass he has always been, and now think that while he's doing all this, he's immagining that crazy, candyland world around him. Doesn't that make him creepier?

Pyro was always sort of that craziest of the already out-of-their-fucking-mind cast that VALVe has made. Now they made him EVEN CRAZIER, and personally, I couldn't be happier. I was also not expecting it AT ALL.

by **Smeemo** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:11 pm

I thought it was excellent!

I think some people's disappointment comes from the distinct change of direction the Meet the Class vids took over their course (starting most notably with Meet the Medic, IMO).

I wish they would do a whole series of Meet the Class in the "old style" (everything before Meet the Medic). And then a whole series of the vids in the more cinematic, less documentary-style post-Medic videos.

But hey! Valve has released the Sourcevalve videomaker or whatever it's called. So get crackin', yon curmudgeons. Make a better Meet the Pyro.

by **Cash** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:14 pm

The update is live. Time to see if this has been worth the wait...

by **Spyder** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:25 pm

Lol @ all the people raging over the Pyro's gender not being revealed.

Come on now.

by **SovietPanda** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:28 pm

Code: Select all: Gloves of Running Urgently Removed self-damage over time penalty Heavy takes mini-crits while active and for 3 seconds after switching away Attack damage penalty reduced from -50% to -25% Tomislav Spin-up speed bonus reduced from +40% to +10% Quick-Fix Medic mirrors blast jump of their heal target Crusader's Crossbow Reload speed time reduced by +40% Cozy Camper Regenerates 1 heath per second Reduced movement penalty from -90% to -80% Sticky Jumper and Rocket Jumper Added 'flying' sound to blast jumps The Concheror Changed rage building source from "damage done and damage received" to only "damage done" Increased the rate at which Rage builds for this item by +25% The Equalizer Removed player move speed modification and added it to a new item named The Escape Plan All owners of the Equalizer will be automatically granted The Escape Plan Crit-a-Cola Added +25% increased movement speed while active Increased duration from 6 to 8 seconds Atomic Bonk Increased duration from 6 to 8 seconds All Flamethrowers Increased base damage by +10%. Backburner Removed +10% damage bonus attribute Note: Because of base damage increase, damage remains unchanged Degreaser Added -10% damage penalty attribute Note: Because of base damage increase, damage remains unchanged Phlogistinator Damage defense while taunting reduced from -90% to -75%

The Equalizer
Removed player move speed modification and added it to a new item named The Escape Plan
All owners of the Equalizer will be automatically granted The Escape Plan

by **Wakka** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:29 pm

STOCK FLAMEZ 4 LYFE

by **Enigma** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:36 pm

Rest in peace, equalizer. :cry:

by **Bagger Vance** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:50 pm

THESE NERFS/BUFFS ARE AMAZING

by **Saber** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:57 pm

I WILL FLY
DO YOU HEAR ME
I
WILL
FLY

by **Boler** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 9:21 pm

PRESENTING THE NEW AND IMPROVED BADLANDS

by **Smeemo** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:44 pm

by **stanley** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:38 am

i dont know if i will ever forgive valve for the equalizer nerf. i may just cry

by **Buwaro F13rC** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:15 am

The Equalizer will definitely fall into the lesser-used weapons category of my backpack, especially since I was just realizing how useful it was with both the damage and speed boosts.
Now a Soldier essentially has the equivalent of a Scotsman Skullcutter that doesn't kick in to its full potential (in relation to the Skullcutter) until you have near three-fourths of your health gone...
What I'm saying is that with a Soldier's lackluster speed and the limitation of having to be greatly damaged (for more damage than even the base shovel, you're half-dead), you won't have an easy time finding a good use for this weapon in direct combat unless you find closing the gap with rocket jumping viable.

I acknowledge that the two buffs together were in need of some nerf, but I feel weird having two almost indistinguishable shovels in my pack.
I'm going to be using my Strange Market Gardener from now on, I want to get good with it and crit moar.
Also going to be paranoid if using my GRU, I hate the sound of mini-crits with my headphones on.

Otherwise I love all the new changes, especially faster loading for the Crusader's Crossbow, and the buffed Scout drinks.

by **Smeemo** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 8:45 am

Equalizer was a direct upgrade with no negative aspects, and its nerf was long overdue. Glad the GRU are riskier to take now, too.

I do hope someone gets working on a re-skin for at least one if not both of the pickaxes, though.

by **Wakka** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:03 am

oh my god I love the quick fix even more now it is so wonderful

by **Keewy** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 10:33 am

Wakka wrote:oh my god I love the quick fix even more now it is so wonderful

We need to have a massive medic train going through Mario Kart or some similar map.

by **Necro Wes** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:06 pm

Definitely not what I was expecting but, it was really funny and it kinda grows on you over time. I'm glad they didn't show the Pyro's face it would have ruined the mystery around him/her/it and messed up my mask description.

by **Ciabatta** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:23 am

The real meet the pyro:
http://vimeo.com/7306050

by **stanley** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:31 am

Ciabatta wrote:The real meet the pyro:
http://vimeo.com/7306050

that was mildly disturbing. at best

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