New phrases for the banner!

[Vivi Hill]

In case you haven't noticed (who hasn't!) the banner has been spewing out random phrases every time you load it (even on the motd!)

These come from a nice text file (http://critsandvich.com/forum/sayings.txt) and there are 21 of them at the moment. But I think we can do better than that. Let's make it even MORE AWESOME. Post your ideas below. They should be relatively short and have something to do with critical hits, sandviches, tasty foodstuffs, or stuff the Heavy says.

The best sayings will be added

[Patrid]

"Sandvich and Me goin'a beat your arse"

[NuclearWatermelon]

How about:

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Warning: fopen(sayings.txt): failed to open stream: No such file or directory in C:\Program Files (x86)\Apache Software Foundation\Apache2.2\htdocs\forum\cache\tpl_critsandvich_overall_header.html.php on line 117 Warning: fgets() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given in C:\Program Files (x86)\Apache Software Foundation\Apache2.2\htdocs\forum\cache\tpl_critsandvich_overall_header.html.php on line 120 Warning: fclose() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given in C:\Program Files (x86)\Apache Software Foundation\Apache2.2\htdocs\forum\cache\tpl_critsandvich_overall_header.html.php on line 124

(This is what it says on admin login, I'm just noting it here to make it something I have to fix soon)

[Golden]

"What's that Sandvich? Oh, I am sorry Doktor."

[Vivi Hill]

Yeah, that error was on other pages as well but I fixed it (don't exactly remember how but I can look into it). I figured it wasn't that important as only we two go to the administration panel anyway. Perhaps an easier fix would be to just check if the file exists and not print anything if not (yes I was too lazy to do that).

[Woliati]

"Crit Sandvich, 90% Meat"

(10% Spy ;3)

D;

[Failhorse]

I'll go with one of my new hlss sounds
Sandvich will....

[NuclearWatermelon]

./../ will fix it.