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Random Crits

by Dominus » Sat Dec 03, 2011 7:07 pm

I'm not too sure where to post this or whether this has been debated extensively. Sorry if that is the case.

I play on the slayboxes whenever I play TF2. People complain about crits on all of them. People get mad about random crit rockets gibbing them at 100%. When someone gets a random crit, they don't break into song. They go "sorry," or "oh, alright" and move on.

Why do we have random crits, if no one likes them?
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Re: Random Crits

by Vetos » Sat Dec 03, 2011 7:34 pm

Because the ones who complain seem to be the vocal minority.

Granted, it's no fun getting gibbed by a crocket despite being at full health (or with some classes, even fully buffed), but it's a fundamental part of the game. And mind you, random crits aren't even fully random. The chances of rolling crits just get higher based on the amount of damage you've recently inflicted, up to a certain threshold. Complaining about random crits is just as silly as complaining about damage spread. Which is probably more random than random crits anyway.

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Re: Random Crits

by Knees of Justice » Sat Dec 03, 2011 7:46 pm

Random crits add spice to the game, I like them.
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Re: Random Crits

by Wakka » Sat Dec 03, 2011 8:42 pm

i bitch about them all the time but that's just what i do, i don't really mind them that much
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Re: Random Crits

by NBC011795 » Sat Dec 03, 2011 9:18 pm

Knees of Justice wrote:Random crits add spice to the game, I like them.
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Re: Random Crits

by stanley » Sat Dec 03, 2011 10:31 pm

sb2 used to be noncrit, but it didnt pop as well as sb1. personally i dont like random crits, but in this case random crits are necessary to fill the server
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Re: Random Crits

by Jettrax » Sun Dec 04, 2011 2:25 am

As typical tf2 players go. I hate getting killed by random crits but then when i kill someone with another random crit i laugh my ass off. Its the natural balance of Hypocrite that i experience.
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Re: Random Crits

by WHAMbulance » Sun Dec 04, 2011 3:27 am

I personally hate them. Anything random that results in me dying, I'm not a fan of.

Buuuut more people like them then hate them, and they pop servers.

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Re: Random Crits

by xbawkzes » Sun Dec 04, 2011 6:33 am

When I get hit by a crit:
"Oh you lucky fucker. Decent kill."

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Re: Random Crits

by doppelganger » Sun Dec 04, 2011 6:48 am

activate perma-kritz, bye bye random.
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Re: Random Crits

by Dominus » Sun Dec 04, 2011 6:07 pm

^that.

I wasn't aware that crit servers were easier to pop. It's a totally valid rule if it helps the servers.
I guess I do enjoy it when soldiers send me a nice crit rocket to reflect, and I'd miss crit melee quite a bit.
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Re: Random Crits

by GoDM1N » Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:28 pm

Dominus wrote:Why do we have random crits, if no one likes them?

Because most people do actually like then. You just don't hear them complaining about how much they like them. SB2 use to be a no random crit server, and no one ever played there unless SB1 was full. I also feel they help kill a lot of the "try-hardness" which becomes a problem when people are too srs benusz, which imo is a good thing
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Re: Random Crits

by Mike808 » Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:48 pm

Dominus wrote:^that.

I wasn't aware that crit servers were easier to pop. It's a totally valid rule if it helps the servers.
I guess I do enjoy it when soldiers send me a nice crit rocket to reflect, and I'd miss crit melee quite a bit.

its easier to pop because the quick join function only allows players to join the server if it has random crits/spread/damage. if you turn one of those off, the quick join function will hide your server.

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Dominus wrote:Why do we have random crits, if no one likes them?

Because most people do actually like then. You just don't hear them complaining about how much they like them. SB2 use to be a no random crit server, and no one ever played there unless SB1 was full. I also feel they help kill a lot of the "try-hardness" which becomes a problem when people are too srs benusz, which imo is a good thing

But to some people they arnt even trying and people cry try hard.
or other people dont have fun with out trying hard.
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Re: Random Crits

by Chivalry Pony » Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:07 pm

Crits allow me to go :shock: when that crocket soars past my head and kills everyone behind me.
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Re: Random Crits

by Phantom » Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:43 pm

you do get lucky sometimes if you get a crocket on a heavy :D
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Re: Random Crits

by cloud » Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:47 am

Problem: random crits are making people :x
Solution: Create a server into one that has literally instant respawns, give everybody ALL CRITS.
Sit back and watch the world burn.


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Re: Random Crits

by Trauma Advocate » Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:54 pm

I kind of liked the idea of having one server random and one not, but I really dont' mind em either way.

You'll probably see why in a few weeks. ^^;
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Re: Random Crits

by Phantom » Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:50 am

1. its kinda surprising and therefor fun

2. anything to get more people into our servers and onto our club sandvich board is a must.
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