backburning :D

[duck]

i need to name my backburner that i have had since the beginning of the game. i love it so much i want it to have a really funny name. anyone got any ideas?

[Maringue]

For the backburner? I have soooo many inappropriate names that come to mind, but I don't know if they are funny. I mean come on, a weapon that you have to get behind someone to do crit damage? This shit writes itself.

[rawkies]

i need to name my backburner that i have had since the beginning of the game. i love it so much i want it to have a really funny name. anyone got any ideas?

We're going to have a problem, you and I...

[Ackybur]

Surprise butt sex

[VoltySquirrel]

Surprise butt sex

Rape is really only surprise sex you didn't want.

[Patrid]

Surprise butt sex

Rape is really only surprise sex you didn't want.

Rape is really only surprise sex you didn't know you would've wanted

[Maringue]

I'm going to assume no one wants to burn to death, so I'm going to go with the rape theme and name it "Surprise anal rape stick". If that's too long, just omit the stick.

Also, I too disapprove of your undying love for the backburner, but I will help you name you substandard weapon.

[duck]

ty for the wonderful and inappropriate names u guys

[Fiend]

Backburner… Sounds like alliteration time
Booty Baker…
Tush Torcher…
Rear Roaster…
Tail Toaster…
Seat Scorcher…
Chiropractor's Cauterizer…
Bum Blazer…


I mean, if you're going to go for the anal sex references and surprise attack being related to rape, you could include the burning by calling it the Herpetic Anal Rape Monkey Pox Tool because why the fuck wouldn't you?

[duck]

i like the chiropractor one. i wasnt looking for anything sexually related. thank you for not going in that direction. my new problem is, i need a name tag. i'll give a reclaimed metal for one