How to play TF2

[WHAMbulance]

1) Buy an alcohol based on the class your playing;
Scout: Gin
Solider: Beer
Pyro: Napalm
Demo: Rum
Heavy: Vodka
Engie: Whiskey
Medic: Schnapps
Spy: Cointreau
Sniper: Urine

2) Take a shot when you die
3) Take a shot when you get a kill
4) Take a shot when you get an assist
5) Take two shots when you win
6) Take three shots when you loose
7) ????
8) Profit.

[LegendarySurgeon]

A STRANGE GAME.
THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS
NOT TO PLAY.

[stanley]

you should play with snowsickle, hes really good

[Amplify]

So you want me to play Demo all the time?

[medkitz]

I dont know if napalm is good for my insides...

[Spyder]

You clearly forgot the part where you complain on Valve forums that there are no new hats in the latest Steam update.

[Rustic Apple]

Demo's drink should be scrumpy.