K:D ratio bragging... and you!

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K:D ratio bragging... and you!

by Guy » Tue Aug 23, 2011 2:47 pm

Don't forget to thank your medics for saving your ass, ubering your ass, kritzing your ass, megahealing your ass, overhealing your ass, healing your ass, and looking damn sexy doing it. If you don't NO HEALZ FOR JOOOO!!!!

Also this isn't omg team of one fortress. You won't have those kills without help, and you look like a used douche.

This has been a public service announcement. Danke.

P.S. Protect you medics, and we'll go out over way to save you next time you need it the most! <3
What do you mean syringes don't go there? I am the doctor here... they go where I say they go.
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Re: K:D ratio bragging... and you!

by NuclearWatermelon » Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:15 pm

I get a 0: k:D ratio, on a good day.
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Re: K:D ratio bragging... and you!

by Amplify » Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:17 pm

Around 4:1 when I play sniper.

Trying to get 1.5+:1 when medic.
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Re: K:D ratio bragging... and you!

by Harri » Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:42 pm

1:0 as medic, generally. In comp I do 1:2, because I died killing you lol.

I usually only kill spies or pyros. Never anything epic.
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Re: K:D ratio bragging... and you!

by Sirnak » Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:53 pm

As Spy, I can get a 1:7 ratio one round and a 10:1 ratio the other one. I'm a wild car altogether. :lol:
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Re: K:D ratio bragging... and you!

by mrpikmin2 » Tue Aug 23, 2011 4:09 pm

Sirnak wrote:As Spy, I can get a 1:7 ratio one round and a 10:1 ratio the other one. I'm a wild car altogether. :lol:

I LOVE WILD CARS!
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Re: K:D ratio bragging... and you!

by stanley » Tue Aug 23, 2011 4:36 pm

honestly, my medic kdr is probably around 2. i love my ubersaw and rarely die

on bad days all my classes (exception of sniper) are 1:1, good days closer to 3:1
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Re: K:D ratio bragging... and you!

by Techercizer » Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:34 pm

If I HAVE a k:d, my team is doing something very wrong and I need to switch classes.
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Re: K:D ratio bragging... and you!

by doppelganger » Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:55 pm

Sirnak wrote:As Spy, I can get a 1:7 ratio one round and a 10:1 ratio the other one. I'm a wild car altogether. :lol:

^this... wild car

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Re: K:D ratio bragging... and you!

by Argent » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:29 pm

NuclearWatermelon wrote:I get a 0: k:D ratio, on a good day.
I can always count on you, Nuke, to enter a stats-discussion thread with non-real numbers :)
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Re: K:D ratio bragging... and you!

by Sirnak » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:14 pm

doppelganger wrote:
Sirnak wrote:As Spy, I can get a 1:7 ratio one round and a 10:1 ratio the other one. I'm a wild car altogether. :lol:

^this... wild car

I think you just helped me finding a new signature. ;)

Oh, and to make this post thread-related:

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Re: K:D ratio bragging... and you!

by Guy » Tue Aug 23, 2011 10:24 pm

I wasn't being serious, lol.

Anywho... Sirnak that got me all hot and wild and I don't even LIKE tits!

I do wanna thank all my tasty sandvich tossin' heavies, cool air blastin' pyros, engies and their warm bases and vibrating erect dispensers, sexy ass medics, and all of my other delicious meatshields that save me on a daily bases... for my wonderful Assist:Death ratio.

But I was kinda serious about the medic protection part, which I have to admit is getting better over all on all the servers.
What do you mean syringes don't go there? I am the doctor here... they go where I say they go.
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Re: K:D ratio bragging... and you!

by Harri » Tue Aug 23, 2011 10:30 pm

Sirnak wrote:
doppelganger wrote:
Sirnak wrote:As Spy, I can get a 1:7 ratio one round and a 10:1 ratio the other one. I'm a wild car altogether. :lol:

^this... wild car

I think you just helped me finding a new signature. ;)

Oh, and to make this post thread-related:

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Re: K:D ratio bragging... and you!

by Guy » Tue Aug 23, 2011 10:30 pm

LOL HARRI!!! <3
What do you mean syringes don't go there? I am the doctor here... they go where I say they go.
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Re: K:D ratio bragging... and you!

by BoB Dolen » Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:24 am

tits to big and face to eh.
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Re: K:D ratio bragging... and you!

by DasUbersoldat » Wed Aug 24, 2011 9:43 am

Sniper, Engineer: K/D of infinite, no help needed.

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Re: K:D ratio bragging... and you!

by mrpikmin2 » Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:55 am

∞ is a real number.

27i isn't.
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Re: K:D ratio bragging... and you!

by bjordan » Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:55 am

Just because you can play engy on a server like the fallen and go deathless does not mean that you can on CSn. Why don't you try that when I get back next week on a CSn server, so I can personally make your time a nightmare. I do not appreciate people dissing classes without properly experiencing them.
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Re: K:D ratio bragging... and you!

by Guy » Wed Aug 24, 2011 11:52 am

LOL an engie w/o a death on CSn... are you building then hiding in spawn afterward?
What do you mean syringes don't go there? I am the doctor here... they go where I say they go.
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Re: K:D ratio bragging... and you!

by DasUbersoldat » Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:30 pm

bjordan wrote:Just because you can play engy on a server like the fallen and go deathless does not mean that you can on CSn. Why don't you try that when I get back next week on a CSn server, so I can personally make your time a nightmare. I do not appreciate people dissing classes without properly experiencing them.


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Re: K:D ratio bragging... and you!

by Sirnak » Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:36 pm

BoB Dolen wrote:tits to big

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Re: K:D ratio bragging... and you!

by duck » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:58 pm

I have a kdr of 1.25 for all classes together. I usually get 4:1 as demo and 2:1 as scout
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Re: K:D ratio bragging... and you!

by bjordan » Wed Aug 24, 2011 4:23 pm

As Patrid taught me, k/d means nothing if you do not have a good k/m to back it up. I real engy should be on the front lines helping the team (dustbowl engy does not count).
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Re: K:D ratio bragging... and you!

by AuronV3 » Wed Aug 24, 2011 5:30 pm

I get a 0:0 K/D on the trade server on a good day. Where do I sign up for MLG Tournaments?
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Re: K:D ratio bragging... and you!

by SovietPanda » Wed Aug 24, 2011 9:17 pm

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didn't do too bad as sniper that match.

I usually go 2:1 on most matches.
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Re: K:D ratio bragging... and you!

by rawkies » Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:55 am

I'm sorry if I made you mad. I noticed you stopped healing me the rest of the time we were on together, and now I understand why.
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Re: K:D ratio bragging... and you!

by VoltySquirrel » Thu Aug 25, 2011 1:21 am

I aint gonna brag about KDRs or anything, but here are some of my recent good games:
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Re: K:D ratio bragging... and you!

by Mike808 » Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:43 am

bjordan wrote:Just because you can play engy on a server like the fallen and go deathless does not mean that you can on CSn. Why don't you try that when I get back next week on a CSn server, so I can personally make your time a nightmare. I do not appreciate people dissing classes without properly experiencing them.

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Re: K:D ratio bragging... and you!

by Mangachu » Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:04 am

best kd i've ever had was on heavy (hard class :( ) with 136:12 or something
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