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The Stats Brag Thread

by rawkies » Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:35 am

Just a place for people to show off how good they are at those little things they've been practicing.

http://critsandvich.com/stats/hlstats.p ... re&game=tf

http://critsandvich.com/stats/hlstats.p ... et&game=tf
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Re: The Stats Brag Thread

by JimBob » Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:55 am

Hold on let me record a video of me beating a jump-map concing it in TF2... If this counts :O, otherwise, all my stats are faked.
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Re: The Stats Brag Thread

by Techercizer » Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:57 am

I'm a Medic, so my stats page things I suck.

Fuck you hlstatsx
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Re: The Stats Brag Thread

by Mike808 » Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:05 pm

Techercizer wrote:I'm a Medic, so my stats page things I suck.

Fuck you hlstatsx
When I got kicked from casual...
Broseph Stalin : why the fuck would you kick him
Rehvii : why did u kick him?
Rehvii : dumbasses
Rehvii : now we are going to get fucked
Broseph Stalin : he was literally the best engie I've seen in a valve server ever
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Re: The Stats Brag Thread

by Argent » Thu Jul 28, 2011 5:37 pm

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Re: The Stats Brag Thread

by JimBob » Thu Jul 28, 2011 5:57 pm

Argent wrote:http://critsandvich.com/stats/hlstats.php?mode=weaponinfo&weapon=enforcer&game=tf

Is that what you're looking for?

Doesn't count, no headshots.
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Re: The Stats Brag Thread

by Omega » Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:10 pm

Did we really need a thread for this? xD
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Re: The Stats Brag Thread

by rawkies » Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:38 pm

Omega wrote:Did we really need a thread for this? xD

That's what I say to myself about a lot of the stuff on here...
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Re: The Stats Brag Thread

by Mike808 » Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:43 pm

When I got kicked from casual...
Broseph Stalin : why the fuck would you kick him
Rehvii : why did u kick him?
Rehvii : dumbasses
Rehvii : now we are going to get fucked
Broseph Stalin : he was literally the best engie I've seen in a valve server ever
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Re: The Stats Brag Thread

by Argent » Fri Jul 29, 2011 3:21 am

Mike808 wrote:http://critsandvich.com/stats/hlstats.php?mode=weaponinfo&weapon=ubersaw&game=tf
am i good now?
Yes.
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Re: The Stats Brag Thread

by Techercizer » Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:12 am

http://critsandvich.com/stats/hlstats.p ... op&game=tf

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Re: The Stats Brag Thread

by Toaster » Fri Jul 29, 2011 10:27 am

http://critsandvich.com/stats/hlstats.php?mode=weaponinfo&weapon=sniperrifle&game=tf

rank 20 for kills, almost 90% of my kills are heashots though ^^

gotta get my comp back so i can school you others "snipers" (kids) some more and make failhorse rage
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Re: The Stats Brag Thread

by Guy » Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:12 am

Most medic assists and ubers! YAY!
You know when I am on!

Medic Assists:
http://critsandvich.com/stats/hlstats.p ... ic&game=tf

Ubercharges:
http://critsandvich.com/stats/hlstats.p ... ed&game=tf

Medic Extinguish:
http://critsandvich.com/stats/hlstats.p ... sh&game=tf

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Re: The Stats Brag Thread

by LegendarySurgeon » Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:52 am

Mike808 wrote:http://critsandvich.com/stats/hlstats.php?mode=weaponinfo&weapon=ubersaw&game=tf
am i good now?

I should play TF2 more; gotta get the most kills for all medic weapons again xD
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Re: The Stats Brag Thread

by Mad Anthony » Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:01 pm

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Re: The Stats Brag Thread

by Mike808 » Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:15 pm

LegendarySurgeon wrote:
Mike808 wrote:http://critsandvich.com/stats/hlstats.php?mode=weaponinfo&weapon=ubersaw&game=tf
am i good now?

I should play TF2 more; gotta get the most kills for all medic weapons again xD

yea i used to be #1 for ubersaw, vitasaw, and the blutsauger
When I got kicked from casual...
Broseph Stalin : why the fuck would you kick him
Rehvii : why did u kick him?
Rehvii : dumbasses
Rehvii : now we are going to get fucked
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Re: The Stats Brag Thread

by Mongoose » Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:15 pm

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Re: The Stats Brag Thread

by Shadow the Past » Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:42 pm

http://critsandvich.com/stats/hlstats.p ... yer=110216

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Re: The Stats Brag Thread

by VoltySquirrel » Mon Aug 08, 2011 7:21 am

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Re: The Stats Brag Thread

by Sirnak » Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:29 am

The Stats Brag Thread? OK, I have the best brag right here:

Of all people posting in this thread, I'm the only one not Top 1 in anything. :3
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Re: The Stats Brag Thread

by VoltySquirrel » Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:32 am

Sirnak wrote:The Stats Brag Thread? OK, I have the best brag right here:

Of all people posting in this thread, I'm the only one not Top 1 in anything. :3

Neither am I Sirnak.
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Re: The Stats Brag Thread

by Sirnak » Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:52 am

VoltySquirrel wrote:
Sirnak wrote:The Stats Brag Thread? OK, I have the best brag right here:

Of all people posting in this thread, I'm the only one not Top 1 in anything. :3

Neither am I Sirnak.

Don't try my patience! I'm WAAAYYYY more average than you, Volty.

I'm so average that I wear only average hats with average weapons. I'm SSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO very average that even my HAIR is of average color!!!! I'm so average that I donate only average money to CSn!!!!!!! I'm so really much average that even this comment is averagely medium-funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111
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Re: The Stats Brag Thread

by VoltySquirrel » Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:54 am

Sirnak wrote:
VoltySquirrel wrote:
Sirnak wrote:The Stats Brag Thread? OK, I have the best brag right here:

Of all people posting in this thread, I'm the only one not Top 1 in anything. :3

Neither am I Sirnak.

Don't try my patience! I'm WAAAYYYY more average than you, Volty.

I'm so average that I wear only average hats with average weapons. I'm SSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO very average that even my HAIR is of average color!!!! I'm so average that I donate only average money to CSn!!!!!!! I'm so really much average that even this comment is averagely medium-funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111

So you are the #1 most average person in this thread...
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Re: The Stats Brag Thread

by Toaster » Mon Aug 08, 2011 1:35 pm

Sirnak wrote:The Stats Brag Thread? OK, I have the best brag right here:

Of all people posting in this thread, I'm the only one not Top 1 in anything. :3

pretty sure im not #1 in anything either, dont play enough ><

maybe with the guys at microbytes "testing" (playing tf2 on my computer) to fix the issue im having will get me up a few ranks =p
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Re: The Stats Brag Thread

by Sirnak » Mon Aug 08, 2011 3:34 pm

VoltySquirrel wrote:So you are the #1 most average person in this thread...

Thank you for finally recognizing my real skills. ^^

Toaster wrote:
Sirnak wrote:The Stats Brag Thread? OK, I have the best brag right here:

Of all people posting in this thread, I'm the only one not Top 1 in anything. :3

pretty sure im not #1 in anything either, dont play enough ><

maybe with the guys at microbytes "testing" (playing tf2 on my computer) to fix the issue im having will get me up a few ranks =p

... Trust me, for I played with them a bit while they were on your account, they have a really unique playstyle that you possibly can't match...

Running straight forward, not shooting anything and ignoring all dangers. I protected you from waves of rockets and pills with my airblasts and kept wondering if you were high or something... lol
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Re: The Stats Brag Thread

by mitch » Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:50 am

Currently, 114 kills on that doofus, hard ass sandman. Also 70 kills and 5 deaths on cp_steel mostly playing sniper :)
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