The things you are the most ashamed of

[Sirnak]

What's your TF2 related moments that you are the most ashamed of? :3

Exemple: I have a 20 deaths streak on Critsandvich. I already lost more than 500 points in a single round. As Spy, I was once backstabbed by a Heavy (Crit punch in my back while I was invisible...).

Put your ego aside for once. Let's see who has the biggest failure here.

[Harri]

This was on old Fug. I first started playing TF2, in mid 2008. I never played medic, ever!

This story is how I met UA. I was playing a medic and was doing the best a noob medic can do. Well, I had a uber and a demo called out for medic. I never thought twice about spy checking the demo. I ubered him and obliviously allowed him to sap all of the sentry guns, dispensers, teles on my team. It was sooooo much derp. I was kicked for griefing. But, the shameful truth is this: I durped up bad.

Don't ask me how I managed.

[Mike808]

What's your TF2 related moments that you are the most ashamed of? :3

Exemple: I have a 20 deaths streak on Critsandvich. I already lost more than 500 points in a single round. As Spy, I was once backstabbed by a Heavy (Crit punch in my back while I was invisible...).

Put your ego aside for once. Let's see who has the biggest failure here.

thought of one. so i was pyro on upward and i was trying to airblast someone off the mountain on the second to last point. but then acky comes and airblasts ME off. so shame so shame

[SpoonFox]

Doing !slay @all in the middle of a dodgeball by -accident-

[Ackybur]

Having uber from toaster and missing with my uber saw all 3 heavies circling us.

[VoltySquirrel]

That one time I made Ackbar mad due to my excessive micspamming. I was a sad Volty on that day. Plus it sorta kinda led to me fraking up my previous application.

[LegendarySurgeon]

This was on old Fug. I first started playing TF2, in mid 2008. I never played medic, ever!

This story is how I met UA. I was playing a medic and was doing the best a noob medic can do. Well, I had a uber and a demo called out for medic. I never thought twice about spy checking the demo. I ubered him and obliviously allowed him to sap all of the sentry guns, dispensers, teles on my team. It was sooooo much derp. I was kicked for griefing. But, the shameful truth is this: I durped up bad.

Don't ask me how I managed.

^- this is my favorite.

At the end of one of the roflvich videos you'll see me trying and failing to sticky jump about three times before a soldier drives GoDM1N off. This would be less embarrassing if it weren't on film.

[Maringue]

Apparently I have a 33 death streak.

[Mike808]

Having uber from toaster and missing with my uber saw all 3 heavies circling us.

now you know how i feel. my melee attacks almost never hit

[GoDM1N]

I don't really have anything I've done that I'm ashamed of in TF2 I find it funny as hell when I light myself on fire as a pyro, or when I run around as a shot gun heavy :3

[Rustic Apple]

I remember one time I missed all 4 of my rockets, and all 6 shells during a Kritz. The worst part is I was aiming at a HUGE group of enemies, probably pushing 5+ enemies.

[Enigma]

Playing tf2lobby with a bunch of trash talkers on my team. Medic used kritzkrig on me, but I missed every single shot during the duration of the kritz. Had to take shit from the entire team for the rest of the match. I cried.

[squar3d]

longest death streak 45.

i win

[Stunt]

Buying Teddy Rossebelt off of the TF2 store.

*facepalm*

[doppelganger]

I don't know about embarrassing... it's kind of embarrassing when you do something stupid while Sussy is commentating you... I've ran through a throng of enemies and missed all of my backstabs and just bounced around in a circle and deadringed out... I've also missed a shit ton of rifle shots on a group of people, I get too excited sometimes. I always think it sucks when you get ubered and you manage to accomplish nothing, but yeah, I've failed enough straight on and air backstabs to make up for anything else I'm sure.

Most embarrassing = dominated by Toaster.

[Hotpocket]

Hmm tough to say what my most embarrising ones are, in order probably:
Missing a soldier running straight at me with two health with the equilizer out while i had the ambasador out *facepalm-to-deskslam*
Crafting a chieftan with nontradeable item with out realizing it then trying to sell it
Missing a lot of backstabs in slaybox one while everyone had their backs to me including that of a kritz medic who charged

and others i'm sure i will remember eventually when i get the chance

[Dèx]

Mine is when i was playing pocket medic on Zclipse and then i went down to get a soda....
THEN ACKY WAS POCKETING HIM:(

[Ackybur]

Mine is when i was playing pocket medic on Zclipse and then i went down to get a soda....
THEN ACKY WAS POCKETING HIM:(

There is a chain of command.

[Dèx]

Yep I take Z when she is not online and she takes him when im online

[Trauma Advocate]

Suddenly I don't feel so bad about all my failed ubers.

I got a good one though. Went after a sentry nest as spy. Sapped the engineer, stabbed the sentry, and was promptly roasted by the pyro standing directly on top of the sentry. I really have no idea what I was thinking.

[Nikki Wolf]

I'm ashamed of not playing TF2 on PC earlier. That is all.

[Yuu]

I'm ashamed of my little rage outburst and the following facederps that happened.

Failstabbing an unaware heavy three times only to have him turn around and punch my lights out.

Failsniping a stationary and unaware sniper

Failreflecting a rocket into the ground at my feet and made me go boom.

And the grandmaster of them all, missing an Ambassador headshot on Zclipse sniper during a rare moment that he stood still...From five feet >:

[Echoplex]

I missed all 6 shells

This is the worst I'm not great with the shotgun, but sometimes I will totally whiff someone over and over again

[Toaster]

Back when I played WoW my guild was clearing LK25, being the highest dps officer in the clan the Shadowmourne was assigned to me. Towards the end of it's completion I stopped caring about WoW (because Eninga was stomping twl) and didn't return any of the mats when I quit.

I'm not really ashamed of it though, they were just pixels

[Sirnak]

I got another good one I just remembered.

Once, Snowsickle dominated me. But that was a special domination. You see, he dominated me only by killing me with rocket jumps. Like, I'm about to backstab him when he shoots a rocket at his feet and kills me, completely unaware of my presence. Before completing this domination, he killed me once with a CRIT ROCKET JUMP and another time when rocket jumping away from a wall in a high spot I put myself before jumping down to backstab people (you see, I was the wall he rocket jumped from...).

I felt like I was so much shit compared to him that he can dominate me without even trying to acknowledge my presence. Hard for the ego.

[Rustic Apple]

I got another good one I just remembered.

Once, Snowsickle dominated me. But that was a special domination. You see, he dominated me only by killing me with rocket jumps. Like, I'm about to backstab him when he shoots a rocket at his feet and kills me, completely unaware of my presence. Before completing this domination, he killed me once with a CRIT ROCKET JUMP and another time when rocket jumping away from a wall in a high spot I put myself before jumping down to backstab people (you see, I was the wall he rocket jumped from...).

I felt like I was so much shit compared to him that he can dominate me without even trying to acknowledge my presence. Hard for the ego.

That. Is just absolutely hilarious. You should feel proud to be dominated by the mannliest form of transportation there is!

[Hotpocket]

I got another good one I just remembered.

Once, Snowsickle dominated me. But that was a special domination. You see, he dominated me only by killing me with rocket jumps. Like, I'm about to backstab him when he shoots a rocket at his feet and kills me, completely unaware of my presence. Before completing this domination, he killed me once with a CRIT ROCKET JUMP and another time when rocket jumping away from a wall in a high spot I put myself before jumping down to backstab people (you see, I was the wall he rocket jumped from...).

I felt like I was so much shit compared to him that he can dominate me without even trying to acknowledge my presence. Hard for the ego.

That. Is just absolutely hilarious. You should feel proud to be dominated by the mannliest form of transportation there is!

I laughed for a good couple minutes just thinking about times when that almost happened to me and how adequetly you put it

[Twinweapons]

I rage at demos and I should not. Idk I think Stickies with the way they are makes them overpowered, could easily be countered out by removing the ability to blow up in mid air which leads me to my story. I was overhealed and rocket jumped to kill a demo. What happened was this demo shot a sticky blasted me up again and continue to do this to me until I died ( 5 times). Never felt worse about something in my life and to this day I think demo stickies need to be nerf'ed in some way. The scars will never be gone. After that however I got my 13 hours of demo in a day which I rarely ever play and have my most points as demo with over 100. To understand this, I have 114 hours of soldier with 44 points as my best life. I have 13 hours of demo with 107 points as my best life.

[tehs4ndman]

i spent 40 dollars on the four Halloween hats (headsplitter, skull, juju, and cranium) and i ended up getting all of those clean anyway!
worst money ever spent on anything in my life!

[Sirnak]

I rage at demos and I should not. Idk I think Stickies with the way they are makes them overpowered, could easily be countered out by removing the ability to blow up in mid air which leads me to my story. I was overhealed and rocket jumped to kill a demo. What happened was this demo shot a sticky blasted me up again and continue to do this to me until I died ( 5 times). Never felt worse about something in my life and to this day I think demo stickies need to be nerf'ed in some way. The scars will never be gone. After that however I got my 13 hours of demo in a day which I rarely ever play and have my most points as demo with over 100. To understand this, I have 114 hours of soldier with 44 points as my best life. I have 13 hours of demo with 107 points as my best life.

I understand what you are saying there. My highest points total also was with the Demoman (my second less played class, 2 hours of gameplay) until very recently when I beat that record with mah Spy...

I got another good one I just remembered.

Once, Snowsickle dominated me. But that was a special domination. You see, he dominated me only by killing me with rocket jumps. Like, I'm about to backstab him when he shoots a rocket at his feet and kills me, completely unaware of my presence. Before completing this domination, he killed me once with a CRIT ROCKET JUMP and another time when rocket jumping away from a wall in a high spot I put myself before jumping down to backstab people (you see, I was the wall he rocket jumped from...).

I felt like I was so much shit compared to him that he can dominate me without even trying to acknowledge my presence. Hard for the ego.

That. Is just absolutely hilarious. You should feel proud to be dominated by the mannliest form of transportation there is!

I laughed for a good couple minutes just thinking about times when that almost happened to me and how adequetly you put it

Glad to have made you both laugh. xD

Oh, I got even another one. Less funny, but still. On Upward, I was playing Pyro. I was randomly spychecking suspicious teammates near the third point. Suddenly, I put a "friendly" Sniper on fire. I was somehow distracted (I never thought for a second that he was a Spy) and I was like "OMG, I'm so sorry dude!" Trying to extinguish the fire, I airblast him. He flies back. I don't understand why my ally is pushed back but I airblast him again. He falls from the platform and dies. I go near the pit and, standing still, I look below thinking "OH NO!!! I just killed my ally!!!! Is that griefing? Will I be banned of Critsandvich because of that?!" Then, I receive a critrocket and die. The end.

[Guy]

I ubered Fingerman while he was disguised as a heavy. ( He just killed my heavy... I think it was that silent knife, as I just turned around to glance backwards for a spy... lol ) I relinked with "my heavy" without any thought... uber hit 100% as we were running into the enemies... and hit it... only have Fingerman a few moments into the uber undisguise and having me in the middle of the Red team.

/cry

I still cry at night for that Fingerman, shame on you.