Zclipse > Chuck Norris

[GoDM1N]

Zclipse doesn't shoot rockets, rockets just want to do his bidding....

[Sirnak]

Zclipse doesn't kill you, you just die in front of him...

[Take That!!]

Zclipse rocket jumped to infinity... twice

[fingerman]

Zclipse has a blacker box than Norris.

[Nikki Wolf]

Zclipse never heals. The health kits just do their job in fear that they may be blown to gibs.

[GoDM1N]

Zclipse doesn't get airshots, he shoots the map out from under your feet

[doppelganger]

zclipse doesn't hack, hacks zclipse.

[Ackybur]

Zclipse sucks.


























































































:3

[GoDM1N]

Zclipses rocket launcher shoots full size Tyrannosauruses that spit out baby La Chupacabras who have eaten nuclear watermelon seeds. The La Cupacabras crap as soon as they hit the ground and the seeds grow into full size Nuclear Watermelons who joins the opposite team as Zclipse which causes the opposing team to lose. This all happens faster than the speed of light

[Mangachu]

Zclipse sucks.
:3

why does this remind me of gotfrag

[Toaster]

zclipse doesn't roll you, he zclipses you

yaint zclipse
get zclipse
zclipse 8)

[Ackybur]

MOAR LIKE ZCRITS



amirite?

[doppelganger]

Because of this thread I was thinking about Zclipse as I got ready for work today and for whatever reason (probably cause I'm gay) I had Like a G6 stuck in my head and somehow it worked out to Zclipse instead of G6 in my head... so now I am renaming that song Zclipse. For those unaware of this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4s6H4ku6ZY

[Toaster]

I never got that song, G6 sucks and they're not even aesthetically pleasing. Pretty sure it had a lot to do with product placement.

*relevance*

Personally, I use zclipse in place of all 2 syllable words.

[likeaboss47]

there is no theory of evolution, only a list of species zclipse has not airshotted

[Take That!!]

It was weird, I was flipping through a Bible, and I found this:

1:1 In the beginning, Zclipse created the maps and the classes. 2 The game was without form and void, and darkness was over the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Zclipse was hovering over the face of the developers.

3 And Zclipse said, “Let there be code,” and there was code. 4 And Zclipse saw that the code was good. And Zclipse separated the code from the comments. 5 Zclipse called the game TF2, and the genre he called FPS. And there was killing and there was happiness, the first trial.

6 And Zclipse said, “Let there be an expanse in the midst of the game, and let it separate the newbs from the pros.” 7 And Zclipse made the expanse and separated the newbs that were under the average skill level, from the pros that were above the average skill level. And it was so. 8 And Zclipse called the expanse CSN. And there was killing and there was happiness, the second trial.

9 And Zclipse said, “Let the newbs be gathered together into one place, and let the Noob Servers appear.” And it was so. 10 Zclipse called these, Shit, and the servers that were gathered together he called Low-level TF2. And Zclipse saw that it was good.

11 And Zclipse said, “Let the spout sprout airshots, pros yielding kills, and jump maps bearing jumps in which is their fun, each according to its kind, in the game.” And it was so. 12 The developers brought forth new items, the idle servers yielding hats according to their own class, and Mann Co. in which is their source of income, each according to its kind. And Zclipse saw that it was good. 13 And there was killing and there was happiness, the third trial.

14 And Zclipse said, “Let there be unusuals in the expanse of the game to separate the pros from the noobs. And let them be for signs and for bragging, and for noobs and pros, 15 and let them be signals in competitive TF2 to say I am better than you.” And it was so. 16 And Zclipse made the two great types of hats—the unusuals to rule the pros and the regular hats to rule the noobs—and the fags. 17 And Zclipse set them in the game to give hope to the gamers, 18 to rule over the hats and over the paint, and to separate the noobs from the pros. And Zclipse saw that it was good. 19 And there was killing and there was happiness, the fourth trial.

20 And Zclipse said, “Let the pros swarm with meatshots of great intensity, and let airshots fly through the air across the expanse of the game.” 21 So Zclipse created the ability to meatshot and every skill point kill to be acquired, with which the servers swarm, according to their class, and every airshot according to its kind. And Zclipse saw that it was good. 22 And Zclipse blessed them, saying, “Git gud bro and teach the others in the game, and let airshots multiply in the game.” 23 And there was killing and there was hapiness, the fifth trial.

24 And Zclipse said, “Let the pros bring strategies on how to get to mid faster—gunboats and rocket jumpers and skip jumps of the game according to their class.” And it was so. 25 And Zclipse made these rocket jumping tools according to their class and the sticky jumper according to their class, and everything that jumps off the ground according to its class. And Zclipse saw that it was good.

26 Then Zclipse said, “Let us make the soldier in my image, after my likeability. And let me have domination over the CSN Servers and over the noobs and over the pros and over all the game and over every fucking thing that plays this game.”

27 So Zclipse created the soldier in his own image,
in the image of Zclipse he created him;
tktht!! and Toaster he created them.

28 And Zclipse blessed them. And Zclipse said to them, “Be ruthless and kill everything and fill the servers with ragers and team stack it and have dominion over the noobs and over the pros and over every fucking thing that plays on this game.” 29 And Zclipse said, “Behold, I have given you meatshots that is from the scattergun of the scout, and airshots with gibs out the ass. You shall have them for fun. 30 And to every noob in the server and to every rager and to everyone QQing, everyone that complains about team stacking, I have given nothing.” And it was so. 31 And Zclipse saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. And there was killing and there was happiness, the final trial.

[Toaster]

amen

[Ackybur]

That's obviously the Westboro views of the game.

[doppelganger]

Hrm... although amusing, that looked like a lot of work... now go butcher a sheep in your backyard and burn it's corpse so Zclipse can devour the fumes.

[Sirnak]

It was weird, I was flipping through a Bible, and I found this:

Hmm... I'm not sure if my English is correct, but let me say this: fuckin' sweet, dude!

[Vivi Hill]

Truly prophetical.

[TiakerAvelonna]

Zclipse doesn't kill you, you just die in front of him...

It's true! I just looked at him and I fell over dead! And we were even on the same team!

[Mike808]

i see zclipse and i instantly beg or mercy or start going EEEEEEEEEEE
but he usually kills me anyways