TERRORIST FORTRESS 2: CANADIAN SYRUP NETWORK

[AronTimes]

So I searched for this website after hearing some TERRORIST CHATTER on cp_steel. I meant to type "crit sandvich network" but accidentally typed "canadian syrup network." I accidentally stumbled into a TERRORIST PLOT against the fine people of Teufort.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

The top link is an AL-JAZEERA article, which we all know is the TERRORIST version of the CABLE NEWS NETWORK and the MICROSOFT NATIONAL BROADCASTING COMPANY. And we all know that TERRORIST is equal to COMMUNIST and SOCIALIST. What is the TERRORIST known as BRODIE/BRADLIE/BARBIE plotting? Is she luring people with the LASCIVIOUS promise of 72 IGLOOS? Maybe a Canadian WAR PENGUIN with which to wage war against those INFIDELS who BLASPHEME against TIM HORTON'S? Is this website a TERRORIST FRONT for ISIS (DON'T CLICK TERRORIST LINK!)?

POOPY JOE WAS AN INSIDE JOB
THEY ARE TRYING TO STEAL OUR AUSTRALIUM
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

#dontexplainthejoke Alright, what really happened is that I was searching for the CSN website but accidentally typed Canadian Syrup Network because of the silly joke on your TF2 servers, started by a certain avian mic spammer. I was wondering why the top link was an article about Canadian maple syrup cartels until I looked at the search terms and found what I had typed. It was too good not to screenshot.

[flufffage]

OH MY GOD

[megamoose]

OMG

[Someone Special]

OH MY GOD

Nice one Fluffbird

[Lia_Rein]

OH MY GOD

Looks like you're in more trouble than I am with my plot to kill Krieger, nice one Bird

[L0wsound]

Pretty sure it was on the front page on reddit a few months ago..

[flufffage]

Pretty sure it was on the front page on reddit a few months ago..

What's a reddit?

[L0wsound]

Pretty sure it was on the front page on reddit a few months ago..

What's a reddit?

Here ya go

[flufffage]

Pretty sure it was on the front page on reddit a few months ago..

What's a reddit?

Here ya go

This doesn't look anything like tumblr.

[JOYR1D3]

Shit, foiled again.

[Ron Swansons Stache]

So I searched for this website after hearing some TERRORIST CHATTER on cp_steel. I meant to type "crit sandvich network" but accidentally typed "canadian syrup network." I accidentally stumbled into a TERRORIST PLOT against the fine people of Teufort.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

The top link is an AL-JAZEERA article, which we all know is the TERRORIST version of the CABLE NEWS NETWORK and the MICROSOFT NATIONAL BROADCASTING COMPANY. And we all know that TERRORIST is equal to COMMUNIST and SOCIALIST. What is the TERRORIST known as BRODIE/BRADLIE/BARBIE plotting? Is she luring people with the LASCIVIOUS promise of 72 IGLOOS? Maybe a Canadian WAR PENGUIN with which to wage war against those INFIDELS who BLASPHEME against TIM HORTON'S? Is this website a TERRORIST FRONT for ISIS (DON'T CLICK TERRORIST LINK!)?

POOPY JOE WAS AN INSIDE JOB
THEY ARE TRYING TO STEAL OUR AUSTRALIUM
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

#dontexplainthejoke Alright, what really happened is that I was searching for the CSN website but accidentally typed Canadian Syrup Network because of the silly joke on your TF2 servers, started by a certain avian mic spammer. I was wondering why the top link was an article about Canadian maple syrup cartels until I looked at the search terms and found what I had typed. It was too good not to screenshot.

Congrats, you are now on a government watchlist (and so am I for quoting this!)

[flufffage]

Congrats, you are now on a government watchlist (and so am I for quoting this!)

At least we go down together.

[Ron Swansons Stache]

Congrats, you are now on a government watchlist (and so am I for quoting this!)

At least we go down together.

ty based BAO