Unboxing shit

[duck]

so yesterday i got a key, so i'd thought i'd uncrate a crate, assuming i'd get a shit strange i did it anyway.

got myshelf and unusual toque with steaming effect, i literally cried over the mic on the server like a little sissy pants.

anyway ive only uncrated like 30 something crate, most of them i traded for (ive spent 40 dollars on keys, both unusual i uncrated were from trading ) but i have only uncrated two, that and a burning flames tree back last december.

so lets hear your unboxing stories. have you gotten an unusual? have you never bought keys ever and dont plan on doing so?

[Vetos]

One time I unboxed 54 crates. Got a Flies Demo Fro, Searing Tricorne, and Purple Fetti Hot Rod.

Then some months later I unboxed 70-something crates. Got nothing.

Never again.

[megamoose]

Once I opened the newest crate series when it came back. I got the best stranges, but gave them away to critsandvich's admins for dodge ball tourney and what not. Before, I stole 20$ from my mom's credit card to buy the keys. I never lied again to mother... but am on a key-rage. So get ready for me to open boxes on the fun server!

P.S. At Christmas last year, my brother's account and my account got stocking stuffer keys. I got claeidheimor, while he got exquisite rack.

[jawsh]

Bought $30 worth of keys last Christmas, unboxed a ghosts gonzilla. I already had an unusual, scorching stovepipe (I had traded for a hearts brigade when trading first started and just kept trading), so I grabbed some stuff and uptraded it to a scorching gonzila and I gave it to my friend Max.

IT'S THE HOLIDAYS.

[NBC011795]

P.S. At Christmas last year, my brother's account and my account got stocking stuffer keys. I got claeidheimor, while he got exquisite rack.

I got a back Scratcher.....

But idk how many crates I have unboxed but it's mostly been weapons and paints I am never going to open anything with a Bushwacka again.

[stanley]

Bought $30 worth of keys last Christmas, unboxed a ghosts gonzilla. I already had an unusual, scorching stovepipe (I had traded for a hearts brigade when trading first started and just kept trading), so I grabbed some stuff and uptraded it to a scorching gonzila and I gave it to my friend Max.

IT'S THE HOLIDAYS.

why dont you give me nice things

[xbawkzes]

Unboxed a Planets Hetman's Headpiece t'other day. It was alright I guess. Already traded it away.

The funny thing was, I bought the key because I wanted to buy a Pink Paint, but the Mann Co store insists I spend more than £4. I bought the Pink Paint to paint another one of my unusuals, then uncrated an unusual.

I was laughing for about half an hour because I was talking to demon4life about unboxing unusuals about 10 minutes beforehand.

[demon4life]

Unboxed a Planets Hetman's Headpiece t'other day. It was alright I guess. Already traded it away.

The funny thing was, I bought the key because I wanted to buy a Pink Paint, but the Mann Co store insists I spend more than £4. I bought the Pink Paint to paint another one of my unusuals, then uncrated an unusual.

I was laughing for about half an hour because I was talking to demon4life about unboxing unusuals about 10 minutes beforehand.

you fucking son of A bitch. I WANT AN UNUSUAL!!!!

[duck]

yesterday palidin (bulletwhiz) uncrated a bombing run with orbiting fire in the fun server

[mrpikmin2]

so yesterday i got a key, so i'd thought i'd uncrate a crate, assuming i'd get a shit strange i did it anyway.

got myshelf and unusual toque with steaming effect, i literally cried over the mic on the server like a little sissy pants.

anyway ive only uncrated like 30 something crate, most of them i traded for (ive spent 40 dollars on keys, both unusual i uncrated were from trading ) but i have only uncrated two, that and a burning flames tree back last december.

so lets hear your unboxing stories. have you gotten an unusual? have you never bought keys ever and dont plan on doing so?

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you suck. this is NOT ok. Your luck......

[Saber]

Oh, uh, sometime during the summer I got like six keys or so.
Unboxed the stranges at the time, sold off a few.
Nothing special.