Meet the Critsandvich Members!

[Guy]

Real 1st Name: Micheal
Main Class: Medic
Secondary Class: Engie
Motto: I am the jockstrap of the team. (NO IT ISN'T: "I WANT TO CHEW ON YOUR JOCKSTRAP")
Main Class Rival: Enemy Medics
Favorite Weapon: Medigun
Second Favorite Weapon: Bonesaw/Syringe Gun (Tie)
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Front lines usually. Only on a few maps do I hang back.
Combat style: Support Medic. Healing, buffing, and Ubers. I heal everyone, and rarely pocket. I utilize all 3 mediguns and use them based on what I think I will need in that life. (Not what you think I need.) I am not the best Medic when fighting someone off, but I am not an easy kill. Underestimate me and you will get needled to death very quickly or get a crit saw to the face.

[Harri]

Aww this is cute


Real 1st Name: Holli
Main Class: Medic
Secondary Class: Pyro
Motto: I came here to do two things. Drink a glass of milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my glass of milk.
Main Class Rival: Spy
Favorite Weapon: Kritzkrieg/Uber
Second Favorite Weapon: Uber Saw
Where you will see me on the battlefield: I'm behind the heavy's fat ass. You might not ever see me until I'm in your base, destroying everything with an uber.
Combat style: Stay out of sight, never die, heal everyone and build ubers. I overheal in the beginning and then pick 1-2 key players to utilize ubers on. Most likely to pocket and ignore your medic pleas until I spy check you. If I see you I'm likely to run and hide. I never die and I'm always the best. huh huh huh

[xbawkzes]

Real 1st Name: Jacko
Main Class: Pyro
Secondary Class: Soldier
Motto: Motherfucker
Main Class Rival: Snipers
Favorite Weapon: Axtinguisher
Second Favorite Weapon: Reserve Shooter (Awww Yeaaaa)
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Falling from the sky, probably.
Combat style: I am a kamakaze. In defensive situations, I am not afraid to rocket jump onto a point and equalise every damn guy there. Either that or W+M1. Cheapo.

[Patrid]

Real 1st Name: Cody
Main Class: Demo
Secondary Class: Pyro
Motto: Meow means no / You have activated my trap card
Main Class Rival: Spy
Favorite Weapon: Stickey Launcher
Second Favorite Weapon: Black box
Where you will see me on the battlefield: You won't
Combat style: It's a trap!

[Toaster]

Real 1st Name: Alessio (al-es-e-o)
Main Class: Scout
Secondary Class: Sniper
Motto: You're bad and you should feel bad.
Main Class Rival: None
Favorite Weapon: Direct hit, it gets me the satisfaction of air shots with out much practice required (and also makes Z QQ in mge)
Second Favorite Weapon: Medi-gun, when it's healing me.
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Abusing high ground to avoid all the shoot ground get kill soldiers and shortly after 8)ing you and your medic.
Combat style: In 6v6 I'll play safely and opportunistically, in pubs, roll the other team with dat meat shawt (unless playing on one of Csn's many fabulous spam rewarded choke point maps in which case I'll sit back and snipe.

[Dèx]

Real 1st Name: Jesper
Main Class: Scout
Secondary Class: Sniper
Motto: The Fisch Will Come And Schlap u
Main Class Rival: The scout ( which is most toaster:( )
Favorite Weapon: Scattergun(A.K.A Little bro)
Second Favorit Weapon: Bat
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Crying in spawn
Combat style: Jump Run Jump Run Run to the side Run to the other side SCREAM and then die

[Ninja]

Real 1st Name: Courtney
Main Class: Medic
Secondary Class: Soldier
Motto: I heard you like tortles.
Main Class Rival: Mainly pyros.
Favorite Weapon: Kritzkrieg
Second Favorite Weapon: Syringe Gun
Where you will see me on the battlefield: On the front line trying to save everyone from dying.
Combat style: Heal, Then heal more. Then heal guy

[GoDM1N]

Real 1st Name: John
Main Class: Spy
Secondary Class: Demo
Motto: Kaboooommmmmm
Main Class Rival: Pyro
Favorite Weapon: Loch N Load
Second Favorit Weapon: Rocket lawnchair
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Well you don't see me on the battlefield
Combat style: Fun

[Techercizer]

Real 1st Name: Unknown
Main Class: Medic
Secondary Class: Misc. Often Spy or Pyro.
Motto: I'm just here to help you be the best you can be. What? We're loosing? You're not good enough >.>
Main Class Rival: Crockets. They're a class now,
Favorite Weapon: "Do No Harm, Except by Proxy"
Second Favorite Weapon: "Ze Schadenfreude"
Where you will see me on the battlefield: I'll be wherever bulk of the team needs to be to be most effective, or respawning because they wanted to be somewhere else.
Combat style: I will be healing the crap out of everything that so much as twitches, in order of immediate survivability followed closely by efficiency, pausing only to rocket-hop away from a dangerous area or Amputate an idiot spy who has yet to learn to leave my patients and I alone. If my team completely fails to protect me, I'll go make corpses by myself until they get their acts together.

[stanley]

real 1st name: jeremy
main class: soldier
secondary class: demo
motto:im going to saw through your bones!
main class rival:whatever patrid is playing
favorite weapon:sticky launcher
second favorite weapon:rocket launcher
where you will see me:your killcam
combat style:spam spam spam

[Hatred]

Real 1st Name: Mike
Main Class: non-love all classes
Secondary Class: whatever i feel like at the time
Motto: Any idiot can kill with splash damage ... i'm living proof ;P
Main Class Rival: SCOOTS (freaking scoots)
Favorite Weapon: Direct hit. not as good as some other weapons but is satisfying to use
Second Favorite Weapon: Force a Nature. just cause its embarrasing to get killed by.

Where you will see me on the battlefield: will suicide to pick on fingerman, patrid and a couple others. other than that i try to find unusual places to camp on defence. and trying to stay with the group on offence hoping a medic will spot heal me once inna while

Combat style: AGGRESSIVE till i get hit then RUN AWAY lol's. but for reals i just try to add to damage being done and have a good time if i die i die meh thats what respawn was made for. other than that just a dick.

Love the thread feel like im applying for the McDicks of TF2 lol's

[Echoplex]

I'm Echoplex in game by the way

Real name: Scott

Main class: Soldier/Demo/Medic
But I will always have a soft spot in my heart for shotgun heavy

Rival class: Sniper

Motto: A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer (from Mitch Hedberg, rip)
._., ._>

Favorite weapon would be the Scottish Resistance, but I think it was really poorly implemented. So, to spite Valve for turning my dreamclass into a spamlord, I airburst about 90% of my normal launcher stickies. I still try to only set traps once in awhile though. I get yelled and called a noob both ways Stickies and direct hit 4 life yall

Where you will see me/combat style: Either trying hard and only engaging where I have the advantage, or being a fucking idiot and holding down w while I spam maniacally - rarely in between. I think that positioning and holding your line are the two most important things in this game. I smoke a lot of tobacco, which makes me get a little silly sometimes

[John Magnum]

Real 1st Name: Nathan
Main Class: Medic
Secondary Class: Heavy
Motto: None
Main Class Rival: Anyone who kills me at 95%+ Uber, but especially Snipers and Spies
Favorite Weapon: Medigun
Second Favorite Weapon: Kritzkrieg
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Probably running around with another CSn member, if possible. Hopefully in a hallway to block my rivals.
Combat style: Find a CSn Heavy, Soldier, or Demoman and pocket them. Triage if they're not available or if there's a bunch of guys around me. If there's another Medic on the team and there are multiple good CSn players on my team, I'm much more likely to start going Kritz and trying to rack up huge assists. If there aren't any beefy classes, I may follow a Pyro around.

[Mad Anthony]

Real 1st Name: Antwon
Main Class: Soldier
Main Class Rival: Demo
Favorite Weapon: Buff Banner
Second Favorite Weapon: Jenkem Jar
Combat Style: Suicidal

[Enigma]

Why not?
Real 1st Name: Andrew
Main Class: Demo/Solly/Scout/Sniper
Secondary Class: The rest.
Motto: IDGAF
Main Class Rival: Medics
Favorite Weapon: Stickies
Second Favorite Weapon: Huntsman
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Either in the back sniping, or in the front spamming explosives.
Combat style: Self-reliant/survivalist. Can't depend on BKs.

[Sirnak]

Real 1st Name: Jean-Marc
Main Class: Spy
Secondary Class: Pyro
Motto: Stab stab stab... Sex.
Main Class Rival: Konfy
Favorite Weapon: The Big Earner
Second Favorite Weapon: The Degreaser/Shotgun
Where you will see me on the battlefield: At the opposite of many others writing this on this topic, you REALLY won't see me... But IF you happen to anyway, I normally die.
Combat style: No matter if I play Spy or Pyro, I basically wil try to attack your team at the worst possible moments for you and make you rage because of it. I love surprise attacks. I don't hesitate to suicide myself if I believe it can afford my team a nice chance to push forward. This includes zapping overprotected sentries to jumping in the middle of 7-8 players to put them all on fire.

Also, my regards to Konfy. I have a whole special combat style I use only when he is on the opposite team. I don't even do that for well-known bastards like Z and Toast. My regards to all well-known bastards too.

[Harri]

Real 1st Name: Courtney
Main Class: Medic
Secondary Class: Soldier
Motto: I heard you like tortles.
Main Class Rival: Mainly pyros.
Favorite Weapon: Kritzkrieg
Second Favorite Weapon: Syringe Gun
Where you will see me on the battlefield: On the front line trying to save everyone from dying.
Combat style: Heal, Then heal more. Then heal guy

You and Acky both have Black names. I love it.

[The 12th Doctor]

Real 1st Name: Not telling.
Main Class: Soldier/scout
Secondary Class: whatever is needed by the team
Motto: Crossing into established events is strictly forbidden. Except for cheap tricks.
Main Class Rival: Demospam
Favorite Weapon: Rocket Launcher/Scattergun (I'm a traditionalist, it seems)
Second Favorite Weapon: Scout pistol, as of late.
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Right in front of you. I try to hold the line.
Combat style: Splash damage. Splash damage. Splash damage.

I kinda just play whatever, so it's odd trying to pick my specific class.

[Failhorse]

That's racist.

Real 1st Name: J with a G
Main Class: Demo spam
Secondary Class: Pyro spam
Motto: is this a bbw... you get it by now.
Main Class Rival: the bottom of a beer bottle
Favorite Weapon: M2
Second Favorite Weapon: M3
Where you will see me on the battlefield: bitching about crits
Combat style: push - crit - bitch - repeat.

[Richard Grey]

Real First name: Neil

Main Class: Any class that can supress the enemy (Demo, Heavy, Battle Engie)

Secondary Class: Flankers/Sneakers (Mostly Spy, but Pyro and Scout get a mention)

Motto: Winning and losing are not as important as having fun.

Main Class Rival: Attentive players

Favorite Weapon: Killer Axe (Fire Axe)

Second Favorite Weapon: Chargin' Targe

Where you will see me on the battlefield: When suppressing, likely near a chokepoint with a Medic/Dispenser/Health Kit nearby in case of emergency. When flanking, the road less travelled by, or hopefully, not at all.

Strategy: Suppression - Stay on the move, fire where you think enemies might go in order to discourage them.
Flanking - Take your time, stay out of sight, and if the fight doesn't go your way, retreat. After all, if they're chasing you, they can't hurt your buddies, and if they aren't chasing you, they're only digging their own grave. GRAVE! GRAVE!

General - Watch for spies, protect the wounded, and meatshield for medics, even as a 125hp class.
Oh, and if it's lulzy, I'll probably do tactically unsound things (Batting a revved Heavy, charge into a crowd...)

[mrProtagonist]

Real First Name: Iain
Main Class: Spy/Sniper
Secondary Class: Medic/Scout
Motto:
Main Class Rival: Pyros ;-;
Favourite Weapon: Kunai or "The Holy Ray of Mormonism" (Cross Bow)
Second Favourite: Just the plain old knife.
I even have a picture of myself

[LegendarySurgeon]

Real 1st Name: Mike
Main Class: Medic
Secondary Class: Demoman
Motto: Do the cool thing!
Main Class Rival: Spies
Favorite Weapon: Ubersaw
Second Favorite Weapon: Chargin' Targe / Splendid Screen
Where you will see me on the battlefield: I like to hang just behind the front line as medic or charge out in front as demoman
Combat style: Keep the weakest link strong; I try to heal whoever has the fewest hit points, overhealing scouts before I'll pick up a heavy from half, with Medics as a high priority to keep everybody on their feet. I love to melee as any class and frequently charge to my death when things aren't serious business.

[Patrid]

Real 1st Name: Dale
Where you will see me on the battlefield: bitching about EVERYTHING

Fixed*

[NBC011795]

Hmm, Interesting thread.

Real 1st Name: Nathaniel
Main Class: Whatever I think I need/want to be.
Secondary Class: same as main.
Motto: DOWN WITH PREMIUM CHEATERS!!!
Main Class Rival: Mostly Engineers and snipers.
Favorite Weapon: Knife, Wrench, and Sniper rifle.
Second Favorite Weapon: Black box, Stickybomb launcher, and The Backburner
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Depends on the Class
Combat style: kill everyone I meet(usually).

[Techercizer]

Interesting motto. How do you feel about premium non-cheaters?

[Konfy]

Real 1st Name: Nico
Main Class: Soldier (Sniper on pubs)
Secondary Class: Sniper (Scout on pubs)
Motto: STIRB DU HURENSOHN! (or "flick & pray" if you prefer something english and not insulting)
Main Class Rival: Scouts (also Spies on pubs)
Favorite Weapon: Rocket Launcher
Second Favorite Weapon: Sniper Rifle
Where you will see me on the battlefield: everywhere and nowhere
Combat style: Mostly very defensively, but sometimes I just push like "all aim no brain".

[NBC011795]

Interesting motto. How do you feel about premium non-cheaters?

What I mean by premium cheaters is people who pay for premium accounts that give them perks(like Increased speed, larger clips etc.).

I do however like what critsandvich's donator system, I would donate, but I lack sufficient funds for myself.

[Techercizer]

Interesting motto. How do you feel about premium non-cheaters?

What I mean by premium cheaters is people who pay for premium accounts that give them perks(like Increased speed, larger clips etc.).

I do however like what critsandvich's donator system, I would donate, but I lack sufficient funds for myself.

Now that I can get behind. DEATH TO PREMIUM CHEATERS!

[Prof_Schwartz]

Real 1st Name: Max
Main Class: Demo
Secondary Class: Heavy/Solly
Motto: Don't worry, be happy... and get high
Main Class Rival: Enemy scout/spy
Favorite Weapon: Grenade Launcher/Minigun
Second Favorite Weapon: Black Box
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Pushing the cart, usually as a Heavy, or providing as much defense as I can as a Demo or Soldier.
Combat style: I usually charge in and smash a bottle of rum on some fools

[Mongoose]

Real 1st Name: Wil
Main Class: Soldier
Secondary Class: Spy
Motto: Chet.
Main Class Rival: Demoman and or Splash Rocket Soldiers
Favorite Weapon: Direct Hit
Second Favorite Weapon: The Disciplinary Action
Where you will see me on the battlefield: The ground
Combat style: Pop um' and drop um'

[VoltySquirrel]

Real 1st Name: Trevor
Main Class: Spy
Secondary Class: Demo
Motto: Fucking Japan lag.
Main Class Rival: Pyros.
Favorite Weapon: Your Eternal Reward, but really just the Spy set in general.
Second Favorite Weapon: Frying Pan.
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Teleporting around whilst trying to get a backstab despite crippling lag.
Combat style: I don't know, the combat style of a halfway decent spy?

[VoltySquirrel]

Real 1st Name: Courtney
Main Class: Medic
Secondary Class: Soldier
Motto: I heard you like tortles.
Main Class Rival: Mainly pyros.
Favorite Weapon: Kritzkrieg
Second Favorite Weapon: Syringe Gun
Where you will see me on the battlefield: On the front line trying to save everyone from dying.
Combat style: Heal, Then heal more. Then heal guy

You and Acky both have Black names. I love it.

How is Courtney a black name?

[MournfulOdin]

Real 1st name: Chris
Main class: Spy
Secondary class: Pyro
Motto: Hail to the King, Baby!
Main class rival: Fingerman and his sticky spam
Favorite weapon: Eternal Reward
Second favorite weapon:Backburner
Where you will see me: You'll never see me, be it because I'm invisible or my flames have popped your eyes.
Combat style: Always be quiet, be efficient, be utterly lethal. Or...When that fails.....SPYCHECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dr_Dragon]

Real 1st Name: Matthew
Main Class: Soldier
Secondary Class: Spy
Motto: Can John Wall teach me how to Dougie?/Listen to GhostFace
Main Class Rival: Really good Scouts/Soldiers
Favorite Weapon: Strange Rocket Launcher
Second Favorite Weapon: Enforcer
Where you will see me on the battlefield: I am usually on the frontlines with all the other people. If not, I'm probably rocket jumping somewhere. You'll see me with my Lime Tyrant's Helm on.
Combat style: Make it rain rockets. Always have your weapons loaded before entering a new area. Airshots. Skip jumping. Reserve rocket rule.

[Mr.Rager]

Real 1st name: Danny
Main class: Pyro
Secondary class: Soldier
Motto: I sell shit that no one can afford.
Main class rival: Fencerboy
Favorite weapon: Backburner
Second favorite weapon:Degreaser
Where you will see me: Trade Server or UHC haha

[Zclipse]

Real 1st Name: Zach
Main Class: Solly
Secondary class: Prolly Scout or Sniper
Motto: =)
Main class rival: rival? tkt or Toaster I guess.
Favorite weapon: Rocket Launcher
Second Favorite weapon: Shotgun
Where you will see me on battlefield: Probably up front.
Combat style: 1 man army or flanking.

[tehs4ndman]

Real 1st Name: Daniel
Main Class: Sniper
Secondary Class: Soldier or scout
Motto: Ahh this coke is flat no wonder
Main Class Rival: Spy/backburner pyros
Favorite Weapon: Sniper
Second Favorite Weapon: BAZOOKA
Where you will see me on the battlefield: beyond the clouds
Combat style: muay thai

[stanley]

Favorite Weapon: Sniper

is that a new weapon from the uber update?

[Mike808]

Real 1st Name: Michael
Main Class: Medic
Secondary Class: Demo/Solly/Sniper
Motto:
#1
Main Class Rival: a good scout
Favorite Weapon: rocket
Second Favorite Weapon: ubersaw for the lols
Where you will see me on the battlefield: on the floor dead cause no one protects me now days
Combat style: passive/support/opportunistic

[HibiscusKazeneko]

Real 1st Name: Rachel
Main Class: Medic
Secondary Class: Engie/Pyro/Hoovy
Motto: Ich Liebe Mein Doktor
Main Class Rival: Spies. I fucking HATE them.
Favorite Weapon: Backburner, bitches!
Second Favorite Weapon: Southern Hospitality
Where you will see me on the battlefield: trailing nearby Heavies or Soldiers
Combat style: Gung-ho, eager to get things done, often to my own detriment.

[InsaneCanadian]

Real 1st Name: James
Main Class: Medic
Secondary Class: Soldier
Motto: "Sorry..."
Main Class Rival: Good Snipahs
Favorite Weapon: Equalizer
Second Favorite Weapon: Vita-Saw
Where you will see me on the battlefield: I'm usually taking a rocket for my Medic buddy, popping ÜberCharges with horrible timing, and other terrible strategies (Hey, I've only been playing since late March).
Combat style: As medic, helping out a more talented pocket. As Soldier, putting rockets in the vague direction of the other team.

[Failhorse]

Real 1st Name: Dale
Where you will see me on the battlefield: bitching about EVERYTHING

Fixed*

My name is not Dale.

[mrProtagonist]

Real 1st Name: Dale
Where you will see me on the battlefield: bitching about EVERYTHING

Fixed*

My name is not Dale.

Should be.

[Smeemo]

stfu, Dale.

"Real" "1st" Name: Smitty.
Main Class: Soldier.
Secondary Class: Whatever the situation requires, unless that'd be a Spy.
Motto: "My fps is shit;" "Dammit, my fps just went to shit;" "Wtf is wrong with my fps?"
Main Class Rival: Snipers, Zclipse.
Favorite Weapon: Direct Hit... gawwwwdang I love popping people in the air.
Second Favorite Weapon: Frying Pan
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Flanking your shit, harassing that Engy you're not supporting.
Combat style: Commando.

[GoDM1N]

That's racist.

Thats my line thief

[Harri]

Real 1st Name: Courtney
Main Class: Medic
Secondary Class: Soldier
Motto: I heard you like tortles.
Main Class Rival: Mainly pyros.
Favorite Weapon: Kritzkrieg
Second Favorite Weapon: Syringe Gun
Where you will see me on the battlefield: On the front line trying to save everyone from dying.
Combat style: Heal, Then heal more. Then heal guy

You and Acky both have Black names. I love it.

How is Courtney a black name?

But, in all seriousness half the black girls at my university are named Courtney. (It might just be a southern thing). In the west the black peoples had varying names, and many of them (to my memory) were not ridiculous.
Mind you, names don't always indicate race. My first name is white, but only because my white mother threw a fit until she got to pick my name. The rest of my name is Catholic/Hispanic.

[duck]

Real 1st Name: Dylan
Main Class: Demo
Secondary Class: Fail Sniper
Motto: Give me your hats or die
Main Class Rival: Scout
Favorite Weapon: Grenade Lawnchair
Second Favorite Weapon: Sticky Lawnchair
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Usually defending
combat style: spam

[Ninja]

You and Acky both have Black names. I love it.

How is Courtney a black name?

But, in all seriousness half the black girls at my university are named Courtney. (It might just be a southern thing). In the west the black peoples had varying names, and many of them (to my memory) were not ridiculous.
Mind you, names don't always indicate race. My first name is white, but only because my white mother threw a fit until she got to pick my name. The rest of my name is Catholic/Hispanic.

D: I never knew my name was black

[Hotpocket]

Real 1st name: Christian
Main Class:Spy/Soldier
Secondary Class:Sniper
Motto: A good spy never dies
Main Class Rivals: Airblast pyros ARGHHHHH
Favorite Weapon: My rocket launcher "Mission Control"
Second Favorite Weapon: My revolver "Fatal Attraction"
Where you will see me on the Battlefield: Either flying through the sky or disguised as yourself
Combat Style: Swish and Shank~

[Mad Anthony]

Motto: "Sorry..."

SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!

[Jettrax]

Real 1st Name: Timothy
Main Class: Engineer
Secondary Class: Black box soldier
Motto: Quit sappin' my shit or I'll go W+M1 pyro on your ass
Main Class Rival: Scouts
Favorite Weapon: Black box
Second Favorite Weapon: Tomislav
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Sitting between a dispenser and a sentry or Poppin rockets in your ass and healing myself at the same time
combat style: Defensive and slow

[Mad Anthony]

Motto: "Sorry..."

SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!

my video was removed!! WHY GOD WHY!?!

[Sirnak]

Motto: "Sorry..."

SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!

my video was removed!! WHY GOD WHY!?!

Sex.

[Mad Anthony]

Sex.

she puked on her tits. lol

[Harri]

Sex.

she puked on her tits. lol

Mad Anthony, It is a wonder we do not call you the jewel of Critsandvich.

[Mad Anthony]

Sex.

she puked on her tits. lol

Mad Anthony, It is a wonder we do not call you the jewel of Critsandvich.

[Silhouette]

Real 1st Name: Luis
Main Class: Soldier
Secondary Class: Heavy or Demo
Motto: F*CK YOUR <Insert OP Complaint here> BULLSH*T
Main Class Rival: Anyone and anything or no one and nothing, depending on the day.
Favorite Weapon: Strange Crocket Lawnchair
Second Favorite Weapon: Reserve Shooter
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Either on the frontline, as far back from it as possible or dead...in which case you won't see me, wait...what was the question again?
Combat style: KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT KILL IT! OH GOD KILL IT KILL IT!!!

[Nameless]

Real 1st Name: Anthony
Main Class: I suck equally with all classes
Secondary Class: I suck equally with all secondary classes
Motto: W+M2
Main Class Rival: Soldiers whose rockets I keep jumping into and Demomen whose pills I keep jumping into
Favorite Weapon: Steak+KGB. Too bad it's actually kinda hard to get kills this way.
Second Favorite Weapon: Skillsman
Where you will see me on the battlefield: The guy with 300 ping. I wanna try actually using a mic so look out for the guy with the Asian accent (down with a flu atm so you'll get nasal Asian instead).
Combat style: Wait, you mean dying is detrimental to my team?

[duck]

bump
for new members

[Amplify]

Real 1st Name: David
Main Class: Sniper
Secondary Class: Medic
Motto: What the f-? That totally was a headshot!
Main Class Rival: Spy
Favorite Weapon: Average's Sniper Rifle
Second Favorite Weapon: Uber Saw
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Midfield, also by your side.
Combat style: Counter-snipe and later aim for other medics. Also doing alot of spy check cause everyone is inept to do it.

[Scrabby]

Real 1st Name: Andrew
Main Class: Demo
Secondary Class: Heavy
Motto: why am i so terrible?
Main Class Rival: decent pyros
Favorite Weapon: Machina
Second Favorite Weapon: Pipe Launcher
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Mid-to-Front lines
Combat style: Demoknighting or pipe spamming, and offensive/defensive heavy

[The Sting Hurricane]

Real 1st Name:Mary
Main Class: Demo [How original, right?]
Secondary Class: Engineer [as of lately]
Motto: Be happy with life and life will be happy with you.
Main Class Rival: Sniper ['Cause they like to head shot and body shot me, oh and throw pee on me]
Favorite Weapon: Sticky Bomb Launcher. <3
Second Favorite Weapon: Caber.
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Probably running around lost or looking lost so I can come out and pounce. BAM! Like a cheetah!
Combat style: I'm a total pipe spammer, but sometimes I'm aiming away so I can hit you. I have a weird knack at hitting things when I'm not aiming for them.

[meh]

Real 1st Name: Adam
Main Class: Sniper
Secondary Class: Spy
Motto: meh.
Main Class Rival: Pyro
Favorite Weapon: Sydney Sleeper
Second Favorite Weapon: Jarate
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Running around scoped in aiming at someone.
Combat style: Pee on people, it's quite fun.

[Trauma Advocate]

Real 1st Name: Dan
Main Class: None
Worst Class: Scout
Motto: Don't get mad. Just switch to soldier.
Main Class Rival: Sniper
Favorite Weapon: Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Second Favorite Weapon: Degreaser
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Anywhere and everywhere, but hopefully in your head.
Combat style: Try to do everything myself, then lament my frequent deaths.

[The Sting Hurricane]

[b]Combat style: Pee on people, it's quite fun.

See, it happens a lot!

[Red^Bull]

Real 1st Name: Jorge
Main Class: Heavy
Secondary Class: Heavy (Engy if bored)
Motto: DA DA DA DA.. DA DA DA DA.. Come sing with me! DA DA DA DA DA
Main Class Rival: Spy
Favorite Weapon: Vergatron (minigun)
Second Favorite Weapon: Sandvich
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Around the corner eating a sandvich
Combat style: The Downie Brownie Massacre 3.0

[Jinkies!]

Real 1st Name: Sarah
Main Class: Pyro
Secondary Class: Medic
Motto: Awesome
Main Class Rival: Snipers
Favorite Weapon: Flare Gun
Second Favorite Weapon: Degreaser
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Up in the front air blasting people away and using my Flare Gun.
Combat style: Ambushing people

[mrpikmin2]

Real 1st Name: Dan
Main Class: None
Worst Class: Scout
Motto: Don't get mad. Just switch to soldier.
Main Class Rival: Sniper
Favorite Weapon: Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Second Favorite Weapon: Degreaser
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Anywhere and everywhere, but hopefully in your head.
Combat style: Try to do everything myself, then lament my frequent deaths.

I'm gonna get mad anyway

[duck]

Real 1st Name:Mary
Main Class: Demo [How original, right?]
Secondary Class: Engineer [as of lately]
Motto: Be happy with life and life will be happy with you.
Main Class Rival: Sniper ['Cause they like to head shot and body shot me, oh and throw pee on me]
Favorite Weapon: Sticky Bomb Launcher. <3
Second Favorite Weapon: Caber.
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Probably running around lost or looking lost so I can come out and pounce. BAM! Like a cheetah!
Combat style: I'm a total pipe spammer, but sometimes I'm aiming away so I can hit you. I have a weird knack at hitting things when I'm not aiming for them.

I pee on you alot

[jawsh]

Do I have to?

[duck]

real 1st Name: Dylan or DJ
Main Class: Demo
Secondary Class: Fail Sniper/spy(offense only)
Motto: Give me your hats or die
Main Class Rival: Scout
Favorite Weapon: Stickies
Second Favorite Weapon: Jarate/bushwaka combo
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Usually defending, using stickies traps to take out medics and heavies. or near spawn spamming jarate
combat style: I enjoy using carefully placed stickies to thwart my enemies. Jarate and bushwaka combo is good to. I flank behind the cart and throw Jarate then bushwhack everyone. usually aiming for my buddies. junkies, sting (usually beating her in a duel) anyone in PBS, shaft053 and anyone with a better unusual than me. ( or failhorse because we have the same exact unusual)

[Trauma Advocate]

I'm gonna get mad anyway

heheh

[NeverExclamationPT]

HAI GAIZ!!!!11!

Real 1st Name: Andy
Main Class: Pyro
Secondary Class: DemoKnight/Scoot
Motto: JESUS CHRIST!!!!
Main Class Rival: Heavies, oh I fucking hate the new heavy.
Favorite Weapon: Degreaser + Mailbox
Second Favorite Weapon: Persian,Green Nad Lawnchair/Scootergun
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Front lines, always the front lines.
Combat style: Puff Sting/Puff Shotgun, Charge and Slash, Scootergun your face

[Saber]

Real 1st Name: Jason
Main Class: Uh, Medic?
Secondary Class: Soldier? I guess? Or spy?
Motto: THAT FUCKING SPY/SCOUT/SNOWSICKLE
Main Class Rival: Everybody. Also scoots
Favorite Weapon: Strange Knife because I called it the Mystic Knife of Death Perception.
Second Favorite Weapon: "Avalon" the medigun. I'M SO CLEVER WITH MY VAGUE REFERENCES
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Front lines, usually.
Combat style: Explodies in your general direction and the heals.

[megamoose]

Real 1st Name: Matt
Main Class: Pyro
Secondary Class: Soldier
Motto: Suicide is good for MattEpicFail
Main Class Rival: Heavies
Favorite Weapon: Backburner (I know I'm cheap)
Second Favorite Weapon: Knife
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Suiciding on control points or defending a capture point
Combat style: Hit and Run

[The Sting Hurricane]

I pee on you alot

A lot do. >:(

[BoB Dolen]

Real 1st Name: Chris
Main Class: Crafty Eng
Secondary Class: Rape Rake
Motto: I Induce blinding unrelenting rage from 2 words.
Main Class Rival: Midgets.
Favorite Weapon: Rape Rake
Second Favorite Weapon: Shotgun
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Everywhere, usually being crafty
Combat style: What ever my team could use best at the current time.

[xigna13]

Real 1st Name: Gian
Main Class: Heavy
Secondary Class: Demoman
Motto: KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOM
Main Class Rival: Snipers/Spies
Favorite Weapon: Iron Curtain
Second Favorite Weapon: The Original ( I used to play Quake 3 a lot )
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Capping your point or flanking you.
Combat style: I try to be sneaky especially if I have Tomislav equipped. I prioritize wrecking enemy buildings especially if I'm a Demoman / Soldier. I then proceed to do an objective (i.e cap point, push cart)

[Vivi Hill]

Might as well!

Real 1st Name: Gavin
Main Class: Medic (yep)
Secondary Class: Heavy
Motto: [silence over voice chat] (because my mic is usually unplugged when I play)
Main Class Rival: Snipers/Spies
Favorite Weapon: Kritskrieg! (but I only use it on defense or when the other team doesn't have many defenses)
Second Favorite Weapon: Huntsman (I enjoy how I can top the scoreboard with it on some maps)
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Flitting around everyone making sure they're all overhealed; Kritsing the damn demo who keeps dominating you. Constantly spamming "Cheers!" and other useless voice commands. Popping around the corner as I spin up my minigun on you. Avoiding snipers by running off just in the nick of time.
Combat style: As a medic, I stay with the team, to stay alive. If I have a krits I'll try to find a demo or high-damage-output class to use it on. As a heavy I roam all around using my Sandvich drop technique to ensure I'm over half health at all times (haven't actually eaten a sandvich in a long while).

[mrProtagonist]

Might as well!

Real 1st Name: Gavin

HNNNNNG

[hardasstnt]

Real 1st Name: Vince
Main Class: Scout
Secondary Class: soldier/sniper
Main Class Rival: Soldier
Favorite Weapon: Scattergun
Second Favorite Weapon: Rocket launcher
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Everywhere
Combat style: Agressive play

[Interceptor]

Real 1st Name: Victor
Main Class: Scout
Secondary Class: Demoman
Motto: "I broke your stupid crap moron!"
Main Class Rival: SENTRYGUNS
Favorite Weapon: Scattergun
Second Favorite Weapon: Sandman
Where you will see me on the battlefield: On the flanks of most fights, trying to get behind unsuspecting people and shooting them at close range in the back
Combat style: Stun ball, double jump spam around people, run into sentrygun, die.

[Trauma Advocate]

Combat style: Stun ball, double jump spam around people, run into sentrygun, die.

This is a strategy I can get behind.

[Dominus]

Name: Derp
Main Class: Pyro
Secondary Class: Medic/Engi
Motto: Never gonna give you up
Main Class Rival: Heavies and spies
Preferred Hipster Weapon: Powerjack/Homewrecker
Favorite Weapon: Gunslinger
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Backline, where I get stabbed, or flank, where I run into a heavy
Combat style: Puff and jack. Spam M2. When there's a regular sentry nest, I switch to Pybro and help the engi. I try to hang back as a medic but die to snipers/crockets/surprise buttsecks anyway.

[Wakka]

Real 1st Name: Sam
Main Class: Scout
Secondary Class: Whatever isn't spy and has the lowest # of people on it
Motto: waaaaaaaaat
Main Class Rival: Machina
Favorite Weapon: Scattergun
Second Favorite Weapon: Atomizer
Where you will see me on the battlefield: attempting and probably failing to get behind enemies
Combat style: triple juuuuuuuuuuuuuuump

[Ackybur]

Real 1st Name: Chantel
Main Class: A lot
Secondary Class: More
Motto: I'll be in my lab
Main Class Rival: Volty (look at his posts)
Favorite Weapon: Things
Second Favorite Weapon: Stuff
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Kickin ass
Combat style: Many posts.

[duck]

Juice
real name: only duck knows :O
main class: soldier
secondary class: soldier
motto: i only play soldier
main class rival: duck
favorite weapon: rawket lawnchair
second favorite weapon: my girly personality
were you will see me on the battlefield: getting pissed off that duck killed me
combat style: dying

i made this because my buddy juice refuses to join the forums

[Hard Ass Tony]

Real 1st Name: Tony
Main Class: Sniper
Secondary Class: Soldier
Motto: EZ BRO
Main Class Rival: Only Hard Asses as only they have the skill to compete with my ego
Favorite Weapon: Sally, you'll know her in game
Second Favorite Weapon: EQUALIZER!!!!!! you do wrong, it will equalize you, you do right, you will get equalized!
Where you will see me on the battlefield: In your face, oh wait, you no longer have a face
Combat style: Fabian, aka, like a bitch

[DevineLM]

Real 1st Name: Devine
Main Class: Medic
Secondary Class: Pyro (Tertiary Class: Sniper)
Motto: Don't die, don't die, don't die...I'm dead.
Main Class Rival: Everyone... particularly demos, spies and pyros.
Favorite Weapon: Medigun
Second Favorite Weapon: Bonesaw
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Hiding behind the heavy/pyro/demo/soldier I'm pocketing trying not to die.
Combat style: Running around like a maniac trying to avoid getting blown up or backstabbed.

[Ronin]

Real 1st Name:
Main Class: Spy
Secondary Class: Soldier / Pyro
Motto: I like trains
Main Class Rival: Pyro
Favorite Weapon: Knife
Second Favorite Weapon: Enforcer
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Behind your team stabbing them
Combat style: Dead ringer spy that enjoys flanking everyone and killing them, all of them forever

[Necro Wes]

Real 1st Name: Wes
Main Class: Pyro
Secondary Class: Medic
Motto: Air blast all the things!
Main Class Rival: Heavy
Favorite Weapon: Axtinguisher
Second Favorite Weapon: Flare gun
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Looking for invisible people who aren't really there
Combat style: Mash M1 and M2, hope something good happens

[TheEstateAgent]

Real 1st Name: Matt
Main Class: Spy
Secondary Class: Sniper
Motto: I won't sell you a semi detached bungalow in croydon... MUCH
Main Class Rival: P-P-P-Pyro
Favorite Weapon: Sydney Sleeper (other sniper rifles make me feel deeply presured)
Second Favorite Weapon: Conniver's Kunai (I steal Health & dignity)
Where you will see me on the battlefield: Appart from on the floor not moving, behind enemy lines, backstabbing that heavy,n, medic combo which would have ubercharged & captured the last control point... I think.
Combat Style: Hit em where they least expect it... shame they always expect it