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best melee weapon?

by duck » Thu Dec 16, 2010 4:33 pm

i want to see your guys' favorite melee weapon. personaly mine is the scotsmans skull cutter. i have a clean uhhh but i hate that with a passion. i'll give it to anyone who gives me three refined but ya put down your favortie melee wep
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Re: best melee weapon?

by VoltySquirrel » Thu Dec 16, 2010 4:57 pm

Axetinguisher with Degreaser for life.
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Re: best melee weapon?

by AuronV3 » Thu Dec 16, 2010 5:20 pm

ill see you up on that 3 refined offer :D

My personal favorite melee weapon is the ubersaw without a doubt XD
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Re: best melee weapon?

by Argent » Thu Dec 16, 2010 5:25 pm

Assuming the butterknife doesn't count...Equalizer. It is my friend and I love it.
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Re: best melee weapon?

by Repoman » Thu Dec 16, 2010 5:59 pm

My favorite is the pan.
Its extremely satisfying.
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Re: best melee weapon?

by Gho$T » Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:38 pm

Argent wrote:Assuming the butterknife doesn't count...Equalizer. It is my friend and I love it.


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Re: best melee weapon?

by VoltySquirrel » Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:02 pm

Repoman wrote:My favorite is the pan.
Its extremely satisfying.

Sorry Repo, but my "Watermelon's Radioactive Frying Pan" is better. Plus, I have more kills with it than you.
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Re: best melee weapon?

by NuclearWatermelon » Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:15 pm

"Volty's Electruc Frying Pan" (Soon to be "Volty's Electric Egg Scrambler" when I get the nametag) is my favorite.
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Re: best melee weapon?

by duck » Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:24 pm

ok. i'll be on the trade server tonight ok auron. anyway i never play soldier ever so i never use the equilizer. i also like my switch blade name "well its off to see your mother"
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Re: best melee weapon?

by Patrid » Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:58 pm

kukri anyone?
Mine has an unofficial 50% guaranteed crit-rate on friends/spies/and scouts ;)
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Re: best melee weapon?

by Smeemo » Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:36 pm

I'm with Volty on this one. I love the Axtinguisher/Degreaser combo.
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Re: best melee weapon?

by Enigma » Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:58 pm

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Re: best melee weapon?

by rawkies » Thu Dec 16, 2010 10:03 pm

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Re: best melee weapon?

by Toaster » Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:34 pm

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i see what you did there and i would agree 100%
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Re: best melee weapon?

by Echoplex » Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:54 am

Frying pan 4 lyfe. It's just so frickin loud and it has the bottle's crit rate :D
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Re: best melee weapon?

by ReTrO.VeRsIoN » Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:27 am

Sandman/Vanilla Bat :3
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Re: best melee weapon?

by Mike808 » Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:50 am

id have to say the fry pan for the fun weapon
and the Ubersaw/Axtinguisher for function

but melee is ineffective with my hawaiian lag, barely any of the swings actually register.
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Re: best melee weapon?

by Ninja » Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:13 pm

well the Axetinguisher is more efficient but i love my powerjack
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Re: best melee weapon?

by NBC011795 » Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:57 pm

I would have to say the knife, the fish, and the Caber.
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Re: best melee weapon?

by NBC011795 » Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:58 pm

Oh yeah, and the golden wrench :)
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Re: best melee weapon?

by Rustic Apple » Sun Jul 03, 2011 9:03 pm

Equalizer for the lulzy last ditch effort rushes, that always crit. Always.
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Re: best melee weapon?

by Trauma Advocate » Mon Jul 04, 2011 8:25 am

Backscratcher. I don't often use it, but when it comes down to melee there's nothing so fun, especially in medieval mode. I'm one of the few who'd rather take pyro than demoman on Degroot Keep. ;)
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Re: best melee weapon?

by LegendarySurgeon » Wed Jul 06, 2011 5:08 pm

Trauma Advocate wrote:Backscratcher. I don't often use it, but when it comes down to melee there's nothing so fun, especially in medieval mode. I'm one of the few who'd rather take pyro than demoman on Degroot Keep. ;)

Pyro on degroot was good when you could use full pyro set for a free speed boost at no penalty =P
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Re: best melee weapon?

by Mad Anthony » Wed Jul 06, 2011 5:22 pm

I hold the global award for the equilizer and bushwacka.. I also enjoy the sandman and gloves of running urgently..
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Re: best melee weapon?

by BlueDannyB » Wed Jul 06, 2011 5:24 pm

Global award for demoman pain train. Underrated weapon. But I'd say the "Bean Machine" (Sandman) is my favorite. It's the only reason I play scout anyways.
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Re: best melee weapon?

by Omega » Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:15 pm

Postal Pummeler (was Powerjack, but they nerfed it).
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Re: best melee weapon?

by SovietPanda » Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:23 pm

The frying pan.

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