The Official Pubstomping Thread

[Techercizer]

With the massive influx of new players and the simplified "Start Playing" tool for finding them, there's never been a time as good as now to turn entire maps of doe-eyed, hopeful players into bloody ragequitting smears. Love it or hate it, Pubstomping season is open, and this is the thread to cover it all. Whether you're pro-F2P or against it, grab your Blutsauger, Kunai, or other preferred weapon and rack of some kills before these guys uninstall or learn to play. Taunt your opponents as you destroy their team, chat casually with your mates as you chain-stab an entire cart, offer helpful advice and kind words to your victims, or simply watch their deaths in silence.

Post here about anything and everything related to destroying servers. I'll start off by saying that the Kunai is an excellent weapon for this; it refills your health as you Stomp so you never need to worry about health, and new players are often so unfamiliar with spies that you can disguise right in front of them, run behind them, and stab them time and time again.

[Spyder]

Indubitably.

So far I've seen:

Revolver Spies
SMG Snipers
Syringe Gun Medics


My only beef is that I can't get on the servers faster to to gib these nubs.

[Techercizer]

Indubitably.

So far I've seen:

Revolver Spies
SMG Snipers
Syringe Gun Medics


My only beef is that I can't get on the servers faster to to gib these nubs.

Syringe gun is DEADLY in the right hands; maybe on par with the minigun in terms of killing power and danger to an opponent. Fortunately for you and I, these are NOT the right hands.

Most of the newbie medics I've seen/stabbed had the good sense to try and help their team with their mediguns though.

If you're having trouble finding a server, just use the handy-dandy "Play Now!" feature to be transported to the same place as a whole ton of new players.

[Argent]

What's wrong with a revolver spy?

[Techercizer]

What's wrong with a revolver spy?

Same thing wrong with Needlegun Medic: people are playing the default unlocks very very badly.

[Guy]

Whoa, syringe gun is friggin deadly! Just look at my kills with it!

I have taken overhealed heavys down with it. I have taken out lvl3 SG w/the engie tanking it. I killed up two 5 people at once chasing me down trying to kill me with a plane jane syringe gun.
But, I always heal before attacking.. unless I know the person would die weather i healed them or not, and try to get the scoot/spy ect off the person.

But I do have like +800 hours in medic alone... so *shurg*

[Patrid]

1 engi limit on some maps = fail is that engi is a ftp....
The whole round...30 minutes. He just watched his stuff get sapped.
Our team was rolled 3 times in a row, and even though I uped my k/d I lost points yet again.

[Rustic Apple]

I had a grand 'ol time stomping newbies yesterday. It's a soldier's wet dream out there, so many people running in straight lines!!!! *salivates*

On the flip side, terrible time to play medic.

[Sirnak]

Strangely, I find these new players to be an extra challenge. Since the update, I started playing "serious spy" once again and threw my useless Spy set away. These new players are quite a challenge for me since I can't predict their movements at all since they do ANYTHING.

What's wrong with a revolver spy?

Sex?

[Techercizer]

I had a grand 'ol time stomping newbies yesterday. It's a soldier's wet dream out there, so many people running in straight lines!!!! *salivates*

On the flip side, terrible time to play medic.

Yawol. Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting. Time to pick up my knife...

[GeMicles]

i'd imagine that spying is hella fun, since f2p people wont be aware of such an ability. the saharan spy set should be hilarious. i have to try it out once i get a chance to

[Techercizer]

i'd imagine that spying is hella fun, since f2p people wont be aware of such an ability. the saharan spy set should be hilarious. i have to try it out once i get a chance to

YER owns new players, but I haven't been able to find one since it came out t.t

[Mike808]

I had a grand 'ol time stomping newbies yesterday. It's a soldier's wet dream out there, so many people running in straight lines!!!! *salivates*

On the flip side, terrible time to play medic.

WHO THE FU DO I GIVE MY UBER TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Richard Grey]

Check the scoreboard for the highest scoring player that isn't you. Uber them and hope for the best. That's my philosophy when you're dealing with a crate of delicate newbies.

Also, sorry for my absence in recent weeks, I've been playing other games.