Secret In the Über Update

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Secret In the Über Update

by Dèx » Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:11 am

‹Failhorse› you guys are fucking boring.
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Re: Secret In the Über Update

by VoltySquirrel » Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:30 am

I want that bat!
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Re: Secret In the Über Update

by Dèx » Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:02 am

I found this secret while i was in school:O
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Re: Secret In the Über Update

by Dèx » Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:24 am

it's gonna be awesome
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Re: Secret In the Über Update

by Enigma » Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:28 pm

triple jump... holy crap
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Re: Secret In the Über Update

by Maringue » Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:41 pm

So the new gun is like a FAN, except no extra base damage, but then you run around for a while and get to deal mini crits? That "hype" meter better take a long time to power up, because who doesn't constantly run when playing scout?

Oh, and they need to make the penalty higher for getting a triple jump (that does damage no less). -25 health, like the sandman, would have been appropriate.
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Re: Secret In the Über Update

by Toaster » Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:47 pm

Woah, scout items that don't suck lemons (with the exception of the pistol, that things 100% based off RNG i swear)

nvm read them wrong, another trash weapon pack
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Re: Secret In the Über Update

by Mangachu » Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:24 pm

the scattergun can either be an amazing wep, or a really shitty wep imo
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Re: Secret In the Über Update

by BlueDannyB » Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:59 am

I don't know if anyone's covered this but looky here: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Detonator
EDIT: Better yet! http://www.teamfortress.com/uberupdate/thedetonator.html
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Re: Secret In the Über Update

by Sirnak » Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:57 am

BlueDannyB wrote:I don't know if anyone's covered this but looky here: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Detonator
EDIT: Better yet! http://www.teamfortress.com/uberupdate/thedetonator.html


OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!

I can't believe they REALLY managed to invent a new concept for the Pyro. But at the same time... :/

Is that really a good idea to allow Pyros to rocket jump? Well, they tested it for some time apparently, so it should be fine I guess. I hope to see that in action soon. ^^
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Re: Secret In the Über Update

by NBC011795 » Thu Jun 23, 2011 10:40 am

Yeah, that detonator looks cool.
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Re: Secret In the Über Update

by BlueDannyB » Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:06 am

Oh god. I forgot about Sirnak. He'll kill us all.
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Re: Secret In the Über Update

by Sirnak » Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:16 pm

^ this
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Re: Secret In the Über Update

by Dèx » Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:16 pm

the only thing that sirnak wil do to us is
sex.
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Re: Secret In the Über Update

by HibiscusKazeneko » Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:25 pm

Sirnak wrote:
BlueDannyB wrote:I don't know if anyone's covered this but looky here: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Detonator
EDIT: Better yet! http://www.teamfortress.com/uberupdate/thedetonator.html


OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!

I can't believe they REALLY managed to invent a new concept for the Pyro. But at the same time... :/

Is that really a good idea to allow Pyros to rocket jump? Well, they tested it for some time apparently, so it should be fine I guess. I hope to see that in action soon. ^^

Pyros can already rocket jump using deflected rockets from Soldiers or Engies.
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Re: Secret In the Über Update

by Sirnak » Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:35 pm

HibiscusKazeneko wrote:
Sirnak wrote:
BlueDannyB wrote:I don't know if anyone's covered this but looky here: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Detonator
EDIT: Better yet! http://www.teamfortress.com/uberupdate/thedetonator.html


OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!

I can't believe they REALLY managed to invent a new concept for the Pyro. But at the same time... :/

Is that really a good idea to allow Pyros to rocket jump? Well, they tested it for some time apparently, so it should be fine I guess. I hope to see that in action soon. ^^

Pyros can already rocket jump using deflected rockets from Soldiers or Engies.


-.-

I'm talking about a real personal rocket jump you can do whenever you like. Anybody can rocket jump with Soldier rockets. No need for airblasts unless you want to avoid some damage. :?
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