It's Thursday Night. The camera observes CSn members preparing for a battle. Some taunt, some dust themselves off, some check their aim, and Fingerman has a teleporter to the enemy spawn before the gates have even opened (Or whatever he does in setup time). The different players all perk up, walk slowly towards the doorway and emerge...
...into the new pl_barnblitz map on a CSn server! They all walk out of the same door, and somehow manage to have every new hat and misc unlock already equipped. The timer counts down: 3...2...1...
Cut to footage of highlights from the positively crammed CSn TF2 servers. All to some hideously overused "night on the town" music.
This sound like something you guys would want to make? I can hack all your hats and misc items in using the replay editor, so you don't need to worry about actually getting them. This'd probably have to be filmed and edited by this weekend at the latest for maximum effect, but that'd mainly be my work. All I need from you guys is stars and people to tell me how bad this idea is.
We'll probably want footage of at least one well-known heavy (Taco?), spy (?), and Sniper(?) doing extreme damage with the new weapons. Then again, maybe showing a few members owning the entire server wouldn't be the best addition to the video...