In the humble words of Ike !
"Here lies nuclear water melons' uncle, uncle seeds. He was a good melon and his wife had big melons, stop teabagging the deceased. Now as we lay him down to rest we must think about the good times and how he tasted after i stepped on him the other day. Demo man shaking your ass at a funeral is rude. May he rest in peace and make a good fruit salad"
-Ike ! (drunk/high/both)