Shabbat is here! (Cholent Time)

[Vintage Cholent]

Greetings honorable knights of the Crit Sandvich Network,

As you all know I tend to become a pumpkin come sundown every friday. The reason for this is simple, I am an observant Jew and I keep shabbat. Shabbat is a weekly celebration of they tried to kill us-we survived-lets eat, except in this weekly event there is delicious food like Cholent (It is a meaty stew traditionally served on Shabbat). Now I know some of us CSN's are somewhat jewish so I have posted a picture of Cholent and the recipe needed to make it.



* 3 onions, quartered
* 4 tablespoons vegetable oil
* 4 pounds chuck roast, cut into large chunks
* 1 cup dry kidney beans
* 1 cup dried pinto beans
* 1 cup pearl barley
* 5 large potatoes, peeled and cut into thirds
* boiling water to cover
* 2 (1 ounce) packages dry onion and mushroom soup mix
* 2 tablespoons garlic powder
* salt and pepper to taste

Directions

1. In a large oven safe pot or roasting pan, saute onions in oil over medium heat.
2. Add meat, and brown well on all sides.
3. Mix in beans; stir continuously until the beans start to shrivel. Stir in the barley. Add potatoes, and add just enough boiling water to cover the meat and potatoes. Mix in dry soup mix and garlic. Season with salt and pepper. Bring to a boil, lower heat, and simmer partially covered for 20 minutes on stove top.
4. Preheat oven to 200 degrees F (95 degrees C).
5. Cover pot tightly, and place in preheated oven. Allow to cook overnight for at least 10 to 15 hours. Check periodically to make sure you have enough liquid to cover; add small amounts of water if needed. Do not stir; stirring will break up the chunks of potatoes.

(I know there is bound to be some if not many who will respond to this post with some anti-semetic/anti-israel rhetoric, so I will say this now; My grandfather is Jewish and served in the US Army as a Ranger, My Aunt is a Marine, My dad is a Colonel and my ancestors funded the US revolution and never got paid back, so enjoy your Mcdonalds/KFC/Starbucks and think of those who gave their jewgolds so you could live in freedom.)

Have a nice weekend CSN's and a Shabbat Shalom!

[MrVulf]

This looks delicious.

[Vintage Cholent]

This looks delicious.

It actually tastes better than it looks

[Smeemo]

so enjoy your Mcdonalds/KFC/Starbucks and think of those who gave their jewgolds so you could live in freedom.

lmao
That stew looks omnom. Add some chili powder and ground hot pepper of choice and you'd have some damn good chili.

Also this

[Ackybur]

Is that a random hard boiled egg in the stew?

[Vintage Cholent]

Smeemo, I put chili powder in mine and some Yemenite Schug (look it up if you are into all things spicy) it is amazing with Lamb in it but you can pull it off with any type of meat (i dont use pork obviously).

I DONT FUCKING ROLL ON SHABBOS! (Walter - Big Lebowski favorite movie of all time)

Achy the egg helps tone down the spiceness (keep that in mind whenever eating any spicy foods in the future)

[Ackybur]

Oh, I did not know that! Anyways, it actuall looks really good. Also, you shouldn't have to defend yourself in advance because you posted something that's important to you. We aren't hateful! Ill have to take a picture the next time I see my grandparents and post some of their Greek food when they make it.

[Vintage Cholent]

Oh, I did not know that! Anyways, it actually looks really good. Also, you shouldn't have to defend yourself in advance because you posted something that's important to you. We aren't hateful! Ill have to take a picture the next time I see my grandparents and post some of their Greek food when they make it.

I know how to cook Greek food, i made some tabouleh the other day.

Also I put that as a disclaimer so no one gives me some pointless anit-semetic rhetoric

[Ackybur]

Only rhetoric I had was "does your family own a tv station?" but that's more a compliment than anything. I personally love the Jewish community (no not for their hair zclipse, but that helps) mainly because of their moral/family values.

[Vintage Cholent]

Only rhetoric I had was "does your family own a tv station?" but that's more a compliment than anything. I personally love the Jewish community (no not for their hair zclipse, but that helps) mainly because of their moral/family values.

My dad works 2 jobs gets called up to the army supports 8 kids and hardly sleeps, my mom does the same thing but all things aside when shabbat comes we all sit around and celebrate it.

I will start a different thread at some point with famous jewish people, but for now i will stop being an elitist prick and enjoy working in my apartment kitchen cooking my cholent

[Vintage Cholent]

BTW i think we need to start a cooking thread and maybe even a spicy foods thread (I personally use Sirarcha instead of ketchup)

[Smeemo]

Just thinking about Sriracha makes my mouth water.

[Vintage Cholent]

Just thinking about Sriracha makes my mouth water.

It makes your nostrils water (if you cant handle its pure awesomeness)

[Amplify]

This looks delicious.

[Vintage Cholent]

This looks delicious.

Reminds me of the Poutin and Spam Musabi thread we had going back in our TF days