Living in Missouri has paid off for once...

[AronTimes]

http://gizmodo.com/report-every-major-u ... 1754573026

Holy Scorch Shot, Batman! For once, living in Missouri is actually to my advantage.

[Someone Special]

http://gizmodo.com/report-every-major-us-city-east-of-the-mississippi-i-1754573026

Holy Scorch Shot, Batman! For once, living in Missouri is actually to my advantage.

And this is why my family only drinks spring water. Yaaaaaay.

[SnakeShesh]

Yea, have fun with that. Ill just stay in my house waiting for 25 inches of snow. :<

[Poppet]

40 inches of snow here in West Virginia and our water is terrible.

Pfft I totally win. /s

[TH3_SHAD0W_SAMUR4I]

All these comments about snow and I haven't even seen snow for 4 years....

*sighs at least we still have safe water, I guess that compensates....a bit. :/

[AronTimes]

For non-Americans, the entire eastern border of Missouri is on the Mississippi River. Basically, all of Missouri is to the west of the Mississippi. Also, "Mississippi" means the state. "The Mississippi" refers to the river. The same applies to "Missouri" (state) and "The Missouri" (river).

Also, there's this:

Specific cities named included Detroit and Philadelphia, and the entire state of Rhode Island.

This pretty much explains the insanity that is Family Guy.