http://www.wasecacountynews.com/news.php?viewStory=7214
Apparently irked at his ex this man built a makeshift dildo bomb. Apparently to blow the herpes..... Nevermind. Anyway. Gives a whole new meaning to fire crotch.
UPDATE
Apparently a crack team of lawyers have been sent from the ACME Corp to represent the mullet wearing man. They have plans to hire him as a lead engineer after the trial.
