Dorkly's Fake Gaben Rage, fuck you Dorkly

[UncleTestes]

Sounded too vulgar to come from our favorite cloaking god, but was confirmed by Kotaku.
If you need a small laugh or something to put in your diary, have fun.
I think I've lost respect for Dorkly's articles, even though I've only read, like, three.
Here you go:

http://www.dorkly.com/article/54448/a-m ... abe-newell

Still, a good bit of this is accurate.
I bet this nabbed the feels of many a pc-over-console guy before they found out it was fake.

[Nikki Wolf]

Even I knew this was fake. It's from Dorkly: A site dedicated to nerd comedy. You have to be a humorless idiot to think that this was real.