I got my mom to buy me a gas mask.
I just fucking decided yesterday that I wanted one, so I texted her asking if I could get one.
She was rather fucking confused, kept asking me why I needed one, if I was joining the army.
I just told her because I thought they were fucking cool and there was one for 9 bucks on amazon.
And she said sure. Surprised me really.
So yeah, expect my creepy ass to get even creepier in the near future.
My face: