Critsandvich RPG.

[THATGUYWHOEATS]

One of those threads where someone starts it with something like "You wake up and you soiled yourself." and then someone else continues it by responding with "You go to the kitchen to make yourself a toast sandwich."



YOU WAKE UP AND YOU SOILED YOURSELF.

ihopepeopleactuallyknowhowthisworks.

[Knees of Justice]

Realizing what just happened, you go to Engineer's house and ask to use his diaper changing station.

[Argent]

No one answers the door when you knock.

[megamoose]

All of a sudden, you have an idea

[duck]

"let's play a prank on the engineer" you think to yourself

[Nikki Wolf]

After a few hours (most of it devoted to thinking about what your idea was again), you rang the Engineer's doorbell.

[Saber]

After many rings, the Engineer answers the door with a shotgun pointed at you because it's 4 AM what the fuck are you doing up at 4 AM.

[medkitz]

You innocently pull an Ambassador out of your pocket and innocently point it at the engi's face

[Bagger Vance]

He smiles, without a grain of fear, and invites you in.

[Nikki Wolf]

As soon as you walk in, you quickly locked the door and pointed the gun at his head.

[mrpikmin2]

As soon as you walk in, you quickly locked the door and pointed the gun at his head.

and you shoot him dead with a well timed headshot.

/thread

(you can ignore this if you must)

[medkitz]

then God came down and smashed you into a dusty pile of dust

[Knees of Justice]

And then you wake up, soiling yourself after having a terrible nightmare.

please try to avoid random stuff that leaves you with nothing to continue

[megamoose]

Walking around with your soiled pants... you think of ducks.

[Retro Al]

"Why ducks," you think to yourself. Then you remember that fateful night at summer camp when you were only ten years old...

[Phantom]

Then a phantom appears and says what is this i dont even, I never asked for this.

[medkitz]

Then a phantom appears and says what is this i dont even, I never asked for this.

then rologton went all ninja while wakka shot at him and accidentally hit phantom in his shoulder

[LegendarySurgeon]

Spiraling away in remembered agony, the phantom disappears, allowing us once again to recall that fateful day

[stanley]

you wince just thinking of it, "never again" you say aloud

[duck]

"Who the hell is talking?" Asks the teacher. You had just awoken from a dream while you were taking a test, the teacher takes your test and you fail

[medkitz]

then superduck came out of nowhere and quacked your entire class to death

[THATGUYWHOEATS]

As the superduck quacked your class to death you run away as you soil yourself.

[LegendarySurgeon]

"Double soiled!" You exclaim, realizing, with horror your predicament

[Capiturism]

AND SUDDENLY A GIANT METEOR IS SEEN COMING ON A CRASH COURSE TOWARDS THE EARTH

[meh]

You quickly decide to use your soiling abilities to SAVE THE UNIVERSE(of earth)

[Saber]

You unleash a compressed beam of shit at the meteor, and it splits in half.
Shit rains from the skies, but Earth is saved.

[Knees of Justice]

The celebrations are cut short; you notice the fecal matter has formed into a giant fecal monster.

[Prof_Schwartz]

His name? Fecal the Hut.

[medkitz]

then a giant jewbacca with a fiery breath flamed fecal the hut, but then seperated into a billion tiny fecal the hutts

[Guy]

About that time Guy jumps out with his Kritz, and yells: "I am fully charged!"

[duck]

About that time Guy jumps out with his Kritz, and yells: "I am fully charged!"

Then guy realizes that he isn't playing medic, guy got drunk the night before and accidently chose demo knight, he then attempted to kritz a scout, but inadvertently charge n targed straight at the fecal monster

[medkitz]

then out of nowhere an angelic angel vomited on guy thus saving him from the fecal army

[cloud]

Suddenly, the clouds parted, and God smote the angel for the abuse of his power, and the vomit shield was transformed into normal vomit.

[megamoose]

With the normal vomit, he turned into a wizard and made it a delicious sandvich.

[THATGUYWHOEATS]

The wizard then threw the delicious sandwich at the fecal army who started to chase after the sandwich-less wizard.