I thought I might as well leave this here
http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news%2Fnational_world&id=7832554
Quotes of the day:
"When in doubt, Insert"
"I was going to say, 'Rectum hell, damned near killed him,' butt holed on just a minute...that might be the most tasteless joke in the anals of mankind."