Yo Medic sooo stupid...

[Guy]

I was thinking of a fun thread and come up with this.
It is kinda a Yo Momma thread... but about medics instead!

See what you can do to make the funniest Yo Medic joke with out using swears or slurs.

Okie... I will start. *scratches head*

Yo Medic so dumb, he thought Dustbowl was a new hat.

[GoDM1N]

Yo medic so dumb, he uses a quick fix.

[Guy]

Yo Medic so dumb, he equipped a Midigun.

[duck]

Yo medic so dumb he wanted to climb thunder mountain

[Bullet Whiz]

Yo medic so dumb he thought needles were a viable option of stopping a psychotic arsonist.

[GoDM1N]

Yo Medic so dumb, he plays scout.

[Guy]

Yo medic so dumb, he thought a client patch was a kind of bandage.

[Wakka]

yo medic so dumb he dropped uber to an overextending dispenser

[Saber]

Yo medic so stupid, he thought he could get uber from sawing a dispen-
...Wait, you can?
...
Yo medic so stupid, he tried to ubersaw a spy who knew how to matadorstab.

[Guy]

Yo Medic so dumb, he thought KotH ment "Kling to ze Heavy".

[GoDM1N]

Yo Medic so dumb, he thought KotH ment "Kling to ze Heavy".

LOL!

Yo medic so dumb he only heals ftp players.

[medkitz]

Yo Medic so stupid he followed me

[GoDM1N]

Yo medic so dumb, whenever a heavy yells "Charge me doctor" he gives him a invoice.

[Guy]

Yo medic so dumb, whenever a heavy yells "Charge me doctor" he gives him a invoice.

HAHAHA!

Yo medic so dumb, he thought Viagra helped with getting his uber up.

[GoDM1N]

HAHAHA!

Yo medic so dumb, he thought Viagra helped with getting his uber up.

ROFLZ!!

Yo medic so dumb, he got killed during a uber by a mini sentry.

[Guy]

Yo Medic so dumb, he shoots himself with his blutsauger to try to get health.

[GoDM1N]

Yo medic so dumb, he thought his team was killing each other while holding a solemn vow

[Capiturism]

Yo medic so stupid he put a battery up his medigun and yelled "I GOT THE POWER"
Yo medic so fat he brought a spoon to Dustbowl.
Yo medic so stupid he thought Viaduct was a good place to catch Psyducks.

[Guy]

Yo medic so fat, he thought the Resupply Cabinet was a fridge.

[Nikki Wolf]

Yo Medic's so dumb, he thought the Solemn Judgment (my Solemn Vow) made him God amongst your team. (no wonder why it was a 1v12 match)

[Rologton]

Yo Medic so ugly, the Heavy didn't want him as a pocket.

[Guy]

Yo Medic so bossy, that he demanded is heavy give him a whole sandvich instead of half.

[medkitz]

Yo medic so ugly, he had to wear the Halloween mask to look nice

[Rologton]

Yo Medic so dumb, he thought being a pocket was a good thing.

[GoDM1N]

Yo medic so fat, he takes up the whole uber.

[cloud]

Yo medic so stupid, he ubered a spy holding an abassador because he though it gave him diplomatic immunity.

[MamaWeegee]

Yo medic is so dumb, he tried to use the amputator in an uberchain

[Nikki Wolf]

Yo Medic's so dumb, he thought the Overdose meant more heroin. (he had no ammo left in the end)

[GoDM1N]

Yo medic is so fat, he only krits sandvich heavies.