So I unleashed my oldest kid on tf2.

[Failhorse]

Yesterday my kid really wanted to play tf2. He's tried it out before, never for that long. Figured he's 9 now. About the mentality of most that play the game. Why the hell not right? I stuck him with bots for about 20 minutes. He found heavy to be the most fun (and easiest to play.) He wanted to play with real people. So I connected him to a random server, wished him luck, and went off to start making dinner.

I come back about 5 minutes later. The map was Gravel Pit. He's playing Heavy, sitting behind a teleport, with a medic, in B killing everything that comes through. "Dad what do I do they keep coming through this thing." My reply; "you know you can destroy the teleport right? " "Oh really? But why would I? "

So a kid with almost no gaming experience,(I firmly believe a child should be outside and not in front of a video game,) gets 30 minutes of game time and dominates and rages 4 people. I am so proud...

Remember this face (even tho it's an old picture.)

He will be coming to slay you soon.

PS Next time I'll let him talk

[Argent]

That's when a dead ringer saharan spy with a grudge waltzes through the tele :\

That's hilarious at any rate! Good stuff.

[Patrid]

Tf2: Next Generation Gaming

[Repoman]

Im scared now.

[Smeemo]

He looks just like you. Glad to see you're passing on the legacy of gimmicky plays and cheap kills to your offspring.

Is that your girlfriend or your oldest daughter? Either way, tell her Smeemo says hi.

[Forsaken]

Lmfao smeemo, nice looking family, glad to see someone has some sense in not letting their kids eyes melt in front of screens all day like ours do XD It's a bad habit

[Failhorse]

Jeezus Smeemo. I don't have a 30 year old daughter.

edit. btw the oldest is my step son. Resemblance? Nature vs. nurture? Hopefully he doesn't get my nose. ahha.

[Smeemo]

Well aren't I a dumbass. He does resemble you, though, I think. Also your girlfriend looks like she's 17. I'm sure she'll appreciate that.

I can't wait to teach your son to say, "Fuck you, Daddy!" when I hear him on the Slayboxes. God knows he's already learned "fuck" from living in your home, but he needs to know how to properly form disrespectful sentences using swear words.

[Zclipse]

That's our boy, failhorse. Remember when he was just a lad?
Lets hope he doesnt have your temper.





















































































P.S. Your girlfriends hot. Im saving this picture, if you know what i mean

[Toaster]

P.S. Your girlfriends hot. Im saving this picture, if you know what i mean

you're gonna print it and laminate it like that picture of kaynu's sister aren't you?

[Ackybur]

God damnit zclipse

[Failhorse]

Z you 18 now, I can send better pic's if you'd like... Probably find better stuff on the interwebs tho. But, if you really want I can give you some advise on how to snag the nice ladies out there. hahah.

[Ackybur]

That's just rude failhorse! Toaster can reaaaaaaad this. You should know zclipses love only extends to that bread burning machine.