Satire with duck!

[duck]

so in history we are supposed to write a satirical piece of literature (after reading a modest proposal, which is about eating babies in the 1700's i think)

anyway i need some ideas

i'll pos the finished product in this thread

[Saber]

HOLY SHIT I FUCKING LOVED A MODEST PROPOSAL
Jonathan Swift is goddamn amazing.
Uh, write a satirical piece about Stalin. He's certainly easy to write about.

[megamoose]

Hitler, Nikola Tesla?

[Rologton]

All I'm saying: the Romans are FILLED with fucked up shit to satire about. The Greeks too, but not nearly as bad as the Romans.

[TheMcGib]

if it has to be during the 1700's. you could do why the thirteen colonies rebelled (didn't want to pay taxes and wanted to make their own rules)

[Techercizer]

Write about how balanced Tomislav is, and how the Enforcer is the best weapon for spy skill that's been released to date.

[duck]

Your ideas sucked guys, heres my product

Once there was a cheeseburger named Lakeesha, she was cut out of a cow in Wyoming in the year 1847. She enjoyed long walks on the beach and burning down the houses of the rich and giving their bones, which were made of gold, to the poor, in which they ate because no one had enough money to purchase them because everyone in that time only had 3 dollars to spend and gold cost around 5 dollars a pound.
One day Lakeesha was walking along the beach with her best buddy Snooki when she saw a Wal-Mart
“OMG”, said Snooki “We could acquire the monetary fees paid to us by the massive corporations who leech off of our drunken exploits to purchase something useful for our domain, such as a vase or a night stand”
So Lakeesha and Snooki went into Wal-Mart to purchase some useful things for their domain. They walked pass the baby cribs, Snooki could not hold her excitement
“The crib shaped like a pickle would make my domain most appeasing to the eye and would bring in the subtle notes of peace and tranquilly with also the darker bold outlining for the furnish within the baby’s new room” She deciphered from the pickle shaped crib. “I’ll take it!”
As they were walking out the door with new crib in hand, a robber came into the Wal-Mart, he shouted, “This is a robbery!”
“You don’t say?” said Lakeesha, as she leaped into action attempting to tackle the robber. The robber took out what looked like a water gun, which is a hamburgers' worst nightmare
"No, kind sir, you cannot do such a thing to this young lady, as she is a hamburger and they do not pertain to water as such would think one would" said Snooki as she jumped in front of the spray of water, then she birthed her devil spawn and threw it at the robber, killing him instantly
"Thanks Snooki" said everyone in the store
"No, thank you all, without you wanting to see my drunken exploits on television I wouldn't have become as pseudo-famous as I would have been by myself"

anyway, feel free to edit this, we can probably make a funny story out of it

[Zeno293]

Willium shakenspeare is good i think

he didnt write an good plays at all
that was William Shakespeare who did