Forum game: Mafia

[duck]

join this group! http://steamcommunity.com/groups/critsandvichmafia if you are participating

Basically it's a battle between an informed minority and an uninformed majority. Players are secretly assigned roles: either "mafia", who know each other; or "townspeople", who know only the number of mafia amongst them. The towns people also have a doctor who can save someone and a detective who can try and guess to see who is in the mafia. In the game's "night" phase the mafia covertly 'murder' a townsperson. During the day phase, all of the surviving players debate the identities of the mafia and vote to eliminate a suspect. Play continues until all of the mafia have been eliminated, or until the mafia outnumber the townspeople. A typical game starts with seven townspeople and two Mafiosi.

If you guys wanna try it, make a post. First come first serve, if you fail your duties you will obviously be removed from the story. We can start with the basic 7 townspeople and 2 mafia. Depending on the length of the game we can increase the number of players. I'll make a steam group for easy communication. If this works, we can have one game each week with new players!

(c/p'ed from dabezzys post)

Players:
Killa (were given a chance to play from dabezzy)
Remy (see above)
megamoose (see above the see above)
wakka
owl
koopa
soviet panda
pikmin
colonel sanders
nose

[DaBeeZy]

1.) DaBeEZy ... come on bro, two e, one z.

2.) I think you should honor those who signed up in my thread for the next game like megamoose, remy, and Killa(and anyone who posted but didn't get to play). Just fill the remaining slots using first come first serve.

[medkitz]

Ill make the stories of death / votes and what not if you still want me to

[Wakka]

ill play i guess

[SovietPanda]

i'm up for this.

[mrpikmin2]

sure I'll play again. And sorry about completely guessing wrong last round.....oh god did I mess up.

[FlamingOwlOfDeath]

pick me, pick me!

[megamoose]

PICK ME!
Derpy the Megamoose

[Koopa]

I'll give it a shot.

[Killa]

meeeee

[duck]

more people apply, we need two mroe

[THATGUYWHOEATS]

I'll join

[ColonelSanders]

im too late... exception?

[duck]

there is a small village in northern alaska of 10 villagers, but two mafioso hide amoungst them!
the sun rises and the villagers gather to see who are the mafioso.

SEND ME YOUR VOTES NOW! (via pm)

population 10
Killa
Remy
megamoose
wakka
owl
koopa
soviet panda
pikmin
colonel sanders

[Saber]

Boo Alaska.

[ColonelSanders]

Whate saber said. why cant there be mafioso in Nebraska

[Remy LeBeau]

wait.. we are already voting someone off with no discussion?

[THATGUYWHOEATS]

WAKKA'S UGLY SO LET'S KILL HIM!

[duck]

i never said you couldn't discuss, but send me the vote when you are ready remy

[FlamingOwlOfDeath]

So...discussion time? How are we supposed to figure it out this early in the game? For shits and giggles I might vote Remy, simply because he is super sneaky master spy in game, and I wouldn't be surprised if he carried his devious trade over into the real world...

[Koopa]

So...discussion time? How are we supposed to figure it out this early in the game?

I don't know for sure who to pick to see if they are the mafia, so i'll just vote random untill the next day.

[Remy LeBeau]

Well i've been playing alot of demo man lately, and demos are anything but sneaky

[duck]

all the villagers have cast there vote, pikmin goes to the box and counts the votes.
"what?, there is a tie! Koopa has two votes, wakka has two and sanders has two!"
The villagers dont know what to do.
"lets kill all of them" said megamoose
"well", said panda, "if we can't make a clear cut decision, lets just wait until tommorow, maybe we'll be able to catch them at night"

the villagers go back to their homes, releived that everyone has been spared, but they prepare for when the mafioso make their first move.

IT IS NOW NIGHT TIME!

population 10
Killa
Remy
megamoose
wakka
owl
koopa
soviet panda
pikmin
colonel sanders
nose

[Koopa]

"lets kill all of them" said megamoose

Oh thats nice.

[duck]

During the night wakka was having a hard time sleeping

"what if they mafia want to kill me" he thought to himself "maybe i should head down to the local weaponsmithing shop, maybe soviet panda has a spare deadringer i can use"

Wakka arrives at the counter at the weaponsmithing shop

"hey panda, can i get a deadringer please?"

"sure can" said an abnormally high pitched voice

"wait you sound a bit different panda" wakka exclaimed.

"i know" said the voice.

the figure behind the counter took out a needle gun and shoots wakka at point blank range, killing him instantly.

but someone heard the screams and choose to investigate, he saw the female like figure running from the scence.
he gives chase and tackles the figure. he uncloaks the figure and finds that it is flamingowlofdeath!

he takes owl to prison where she is hanged (hung) for the entire town to see that a member of the mafioso has been taken out.

population 8
Killa
Remy
megamoose
koopa
soviet panda
pikmin
colonel sanders
nose

[THATGUYWHOEATS]

the figure behind the counter took out a needle gun and shoots wakka at point blank range, killing him instantly.

Died to a needlegun? What a scrub.

[FlamingOwlOfDeath]

son of a bitch....and CLEARLY you have never seen me with a needle gun

[THATGUYWHOEATS]

son of a bitch....and CLEARLY you have never seen me with a needle gun

You're right, I haven't.

[duck]

i forgot, its day time, put in your votes now via pm or steam pm

[ColonelSanders]

alright, I know someones trying to kill me and wakka *Cough* *Cough* Nose. I would say lets vote for him because whywould he want both of us dead? only to further his goal as a mafia. Everyone listen to me. Vote for nose because he will kill you all.

[Koopa]

alright, I know someones trying to kill me and wakka *Cough* *Cough* Nose.

Yea, but wakka is already dead, and nose only said to kill wakka by saying he was ugly.

[ColonelSanders]

yes but is it strange that wakka died at night when nose wanted us to vote for him

[Wakka]

all i gotta say is
get wrecked owl

[THATGUYWHOEATS]

Vote for me, I must have killed everyone with my putrid scent!

[FlamingOwlOfDeath]

all i gotta say is
get wrecked owl

I think I did...but I took you down with me!

[ColonelSanders]

Also Sherrif, when you choose your next person, and if he is not mafioso. Make him your representitive. So he can prove the innocence of other while bringing us closer to victory.

[THATGUYWHOEATS]

We must kill Sanders so we can destroy their food supply and then destroy the mafioso.

[ColonelSanders]

food supply?

[megamoose]

Kinda suspicious between the likes of the two fighting... Who to vote for?

[mrpikmin2]

I dare you to kill me remaining mafiaso member. Come at me bro!

[Koopa]

Kinda suspicious between the likes of the two fighting... Who to vote for?

all the villagers have cast there vote, pikmin goes to the box and counts the votes.
"what?, there is a tie! Koopa has two votes, wakka has two and sanders has two!""lets kill all of them" said megamoose

Lets kill them all? I think thats a sign of wanting more people dead so you can kill the rest easy.
VOTE FOR MEGAMOOSE!

[megamoose]

The thing is.. Think of colonel and Nose. They have been fighting over and over. I'm just a bystander wondering who is most annoying right now. Besides... do you really think I have the potential to be sneaky and kill someone? Seriously Koopa...

[THATGUYWHOEATS]

...I have the potential to be sneaky and kill someone....

Moose just declared he has to potential to be sneaky and kill someone, let's kill him so we can get rid of his sneaky and killer ways.

[duck]

we need one more votes, whoever hasn't voted vote now

[megamoose]

...I have the potential to be sneaky and kill someone....

Moose just declared he has to potential to be sneaky and kill someone, let's kill him so we can get rid of his sneaky and killer ways.

And Nose thinks I have any potential. Good job being a stupid person for thinking I have any sort of intelligence. If I was that smart, why would I put it there Nose?

[THATGUYWHOEATS]

...I have any potential...

...I have any sort of intelligence...

Checkmate.

[megamoose]

Good luck with twisting words... Goodbye.

[THATGUYWHOEATS]

Thanks, I learned it from politicians!

[megamoose]

I could tell from your game entering message

[duck]

all the votes were counted, a small stack of three had the name soviet panda on them!

"Hey everyone, were is panda?" asked killa.
"maybe hes the mafia, he'd be here if he was one of us" said sanders.
"lets get him!" yelled megamoose.

the whole village runs to pandas weapon shop.

"Howdy ya'll, what can i get you today?" asks panda.

"hey, i'll take a dead mafioso please" said pikmin

"wait what?" said panda, as the entire village pounces on him.

no sound of any wepaon could deafen the shreeks heard from inside that shop.
a voice booms from the heavens
you fools, you have killed your own local weaponsmith. he wasn't even linked to the murders at all!

the viallagers are disappointed as they head back to their houses and preepare for the mafioso

[duck]

ALSO ITS NIGHT TIME I NEED VOTES NOW BITCHES

[FlamingOwlOfDeath]

DO NOT ANGER THE DUCK

[megamoose]

So, if Panda was the blacksmith... Nose wants people to get him out, but he may be using reverse psychology, wanting us to not vote him out... That makes that option wanting us to kill Nose...

Thing is, Pikmin earlier wanted to get killed,

I dare you to kill me remaining mafiaso member. Come at me bro!

So that could also be using reverse psychology... So Pikmin could be it too.

The only people who have nothing against them is Killa, Remy, Me (unless you go with Nose's foolish twisting words), Koopa, and Sanders.

Sanders is not it, because he would have killed me first, and Koopa would only kill people re really knows. I therefore declare that Killa or Remy is the remaining mafioso... People may think why not moose? The answer is because would any mafioso do any type of deductive thinking? I think not...

FlamingOwl is Dead
Panda is Dead
Wakka is Dead

Killa, Remy, me, koopa, pikmin, colonel sanders, nose are still alive

[THATGUYWHOEATS]

Everyone vote for moose, he's a jeerk.

[ColonelSanders]

he's right, if i was the mafia he would be the first to go

[megamoose]

Everyone vote for Koopa, he's a jeerk.

[Remy LeBeau]

Maybe moose is using reverse psychology to get us to think it's not him, and maybe I'm using reverse psychology too.

[duck]

i still need the mafia vote, dective vote and angel votes for night time

[duck]

night time had drawn upon the village.

"i dont think i can do this anymore" said remy, taking a swig of his whiskey.
he takes a gun to his own head and fires.

"what was that" thought sanders from his home, next door to remys.

he went over to investigate, but as he exited his home, he fell flat on his face

then his house exploded in a huge fireball!

what he fell over was a trip wire!

the mafioso has struck again, the villagers wait for sunrise, then they will once again cast their votes for who is the mafioso

population 5:
killa
pikmin
megamoose
nose
koopa

[ColonelSanders]

Last words: "Mother Fu-"

[Koopa]

"what was that" thought sanders from his home, next door to remys.

he went over to investigate, but as he exited his home, he fell flat on his face

then his house exploded in a huge fireball!

what he fell over was a trip wire!

Its funny because sanders never watchs his step anyway. XD

[THATGUYWHOEATS]

It's Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose.

[duck]

pikmin went to get the votes again, 3 had the name mega moose scribbled on them

"but, im not the mafioso, im like 12 or something, i could be a goldmin!" he shouted.

"well we dont need any goldmins, because fingerman got rid of all of them!" yelled killa.

backing away from the crowd megamoose had a scarred look on his face, then nose came from behind and cut his head off with his trusty eyelander.

you fools, megamoose couldn't have been smart enough to be a mafioso, im suprised you voted him off

with the mafioso still lurking about the villagers go back to their houses to await who might be take out next

[THATGUYWHOEATS]

I hate using the eyelander and don't have one........................................

[Killa]

hey... I've never yelled at anyone!

[megamoose]

Told ya it wasn't me...

I cannot say anymore, but shall I say I vote for the person who I always did *********

[duck]

its night time as nose steps out of his home, paranoid about if he may be taken out next.

he walks out and heres a bang from the distance.

a bullet goes straight through his head!

he then steps out of his own body

"wtf, am i dead"

he feels something in his pocket, a deadringer! someone must have slipped it in there while he was asleep, an angel of some sort!

the villagers wake up to see no one has died, i need votes kids

[medkitz]

Poor duck, needing to improvise cause the current villagers/mafia aren't being active.

[duck]

so votes were in. pikmin once again picks up the box and counts the votes. the majority were for killa!

but what? i cant be the killer, it was nose, ya nose, he smells fishy.

nope, said nose, not me.

while killa wasn't looking koopa threw his shell at him, killing him instantly

its about time you got it right, he was the mafioso. goood job and what not

yay, game is over
winners
pikmin
nose
koopa
the forth person who survived (lol i forgot)

[Koopa]

while killa wasn't looking koopa threw his shell at him, killing him instantly

I had a shell. lol :3

[megamoose]

new game with reoccuring people please?

[THATGUYWHOEATS]

SECRET ALLIANCE IS ALL POWERFUL

[Killa]

Who woulda thought, the killa was the killer>:)