Counter-Strike is a game...

[VoltySquirrel]

Counter-Strike is a game where you take on the Greek god of war after he made you murder your family.

[Jake]

I heard that Counter-Strike was a game where you and your scientist friends discovered something frozen deep within the ice of the north pole.

[VoltySquirrel]

Counter-Strike is a game where you fight someone by taking turns attacking each other with your pets until they all fall over. Then you go home and help you mom make food with a WiiMote.

[n3wtyp3]

Counter-Strike is a great game it involves a historic battle against the Allied and Axis forces

[VoltySquirrel]

Counter-Strike is a game where you need to find this serial killer who has kidnapped the son of this guy who keeps saying, "JASON!" and then the guy who made the game starts douching out and calls out other games for being good and not his game and that his game is the pinnacle of excellence.

[n3wtyp3]

Counter-Strike is a Classic game, where you play as a Italian Plumber eating mushrooms 24/7 where as your unattractive body is what royalty find sexy.

[Jake]

If memory serves me correctly, Counter-Strike is a game where you battle one of 3 of Japans top chefs using a secret ingredient revealed only moments before the battle.

[Spyder]

I thought that Counter-Strike was a game where you got drafted with 4 other Portuguese-speaking demigods in order to usurp the throne of Nancy Pelosi and reclaim the social-economic plains of Hibernia.

[Guy]

Counter Strike is a retro masterbation simulator.

[Nikki Wolf]

Counter-Strike is that one game where you play as one of four people that are after some guy on an island that turns into a pink dragon in the end. (thumbs up if you know what beat 'em up I'm talking about)

[Dèx]

Counter strike is a game where you go to a island with your party suit that makes you invisible and kills everyone just to find out that u have to kill aliens instead

[Techercizer]

Counter-Strike is a game where an "official" team and resistance-based "terrorist" team fight over various objectives in a variety of locations, using arsenals purchased on-the-spot from cash funds derived from objectives accomplished and enemies destroyed.

Anyone know what game I'm talking about?

[Spyder]

Counter-Strike is a game where an "official" team and resistance-based "terrorist" team fight over various objectives in a variety of locations, using arsenals purchased on-the-spot from cash funds derived from objectives accomplished and enemies destroyed.

Anyone know what game I'm talking about?

Definitely Halo

[Techercizer]

Counter-Strike is a game where an "official" team and resistance-based "terrorist" team fight over various objectives in a variety of locations, using arsenals purchased on-the-spot from cash funds derived from objectives accomplished and enemies destroyed.

Anyone know what game I'm talking about?

Definitely Halo

Close; it's for the Xbox 360

[tehs4ndman]

counter-strike is a multiplayer first-person shooter game where there is a terrorist team and a counter-terrorist team. Each team has an objective based on which map they are playing and also have a buy menu which allows you to purchase guns. The team that completes the objective receives more money after the round which in terms allows you to purchase better weapons. In this game microphone and text chat are activated which allows 10 year old boys to talk as much shit as they so please and allows older players to pop a vein in their foreheads. Just about every gun in this game will 1 hit kill you if the bullet is in the head, and recoil can differ based on your movement and the gun you are using which can make it either easier or harder to get a headshot. This game also allows you the ability to create custom mods and maps which diversifies and expands game play. Counter-strike is possibly one of the most competitive multiplayer fps's out there and will make your dick shrivel to an amazing 1/3 the original size. GL HF!

[VoltySquirrel]

Counter-Strike is a game where an "official" team and resistance-based "terrorist" team fight over various objectives in a variety of locations, using arsenals purchased on-the-spot from cash funds derived from objectives accomplished and enemies destroyed.

Anyone know what game I'm talking about?

counter-strike is a multiplayer first-person shooter game where there is a terrorist team and a counter-terrorist team. Each team has an objective based on which map they are playing and also have a buy menu which allows you to purchase guns. The team that completes the objective receives more money after the round which in terms allows you to purchase better weapons. In this game microphone and text chat are activated which allows 10 year old boys to talk as much shit as they so please and allows older players to pop a vein in their foreheads. Just about every gun in this game will 1 hit kill you if the bullet is in the head, and recoil can differ based on your movement and the gun you are using which can make it either easier or harder to get a headshot. This game also allows you the ability to create custom mods and maps which diversifies and expands game play. Counter-strike is possibly one of the most competitive multiplayer fps's out there and will make your dick shrivel to an amazing 1/3 the original size. GL HF!

Counter-Strike is a game where you completely miss the point.

[Techercizer]

Counter-Strike is a game where you completely miss the point.

I'm guessing that you don't know what game I'm talking about then, Volty.

[VoltySquirrel]

Counter-Strike is a game where a shark shows up at a beach and eats a bunch of people and then gets blown up by a bunch of crazy guys on a boat.

[Jake]

Counter-Strike is a game where a shark shows up at a beach and eats a bunch of people and then gets blown up by a bunch of crazy guys on a boat.

Counter-Strike is a game where a Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, chief. It was comin' back, from the island of Tinian to Laytee, just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. Thirteen footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, chief? You tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know... was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. Huh huh. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, chief. The sharks come cruisin'. So we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know it's... kinda like ol' squares in battle like a, you see on a calendar, like the battle of Waterloo. And the idea was, the shark comes to the nearest man and that man, he'd start poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark would go away. Sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.
Y'know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men! I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand! I don't know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday mornin' chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player, boson's mate. I thought he was asleep, reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up and down in the water, just like a kinda top. Up ended. Well... he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us, he swung in low and he saw us. He's a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper, anyway he saw us and come in low. And three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and start to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened? Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water, three hundred and sixteen men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

[Techercizer]

Educational as always, Jake.

[VoltySquirrel]

Counter-Strike is a game where you die right in the beginning and somehow a cleaning lady hears your dying words and then this reporter guy goes around asking about your life in order to find out what those dying words meant. Turns out it was your sled or some bullshit. It was a good game, but far from the best movie ever that people make it out to be.

[tehs4ndman]

Counter-Strike is a game where you completely miss the point.

counter-strike is a game where u suck my dick

[VoltySquirrel]

Okay, so Counter-Strike is a game where your in prison for like 15 years and then you get out and you try to find the guy who put you in jail and then you have this awesome fight in a long hallway and then you unknowingly have sex with your daughter. At the end, you cut your tongue out and may or may not have brainwashed yourself.

[Vetos]

Counter-Strike is a game about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach.

[VoltySquirrel]

Counter-Strike is a game where giant robots arrive on Earth from a far away planet that is itself a giant robot. These giant robots that came to Earth fight other giant robots that came to Earth, except they are evil. Also, they can turn into cars and jets and boomboxes.

[VoltySquirrel]

Counter-Strike is a game where you play a director who has many good franchises under his belt that in the past 15 years you keep shitting on thus ruining their value. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!